Jak 2 Outtakes

by Hyper Kid

Duh duh duh dun! For my first Jak 2 fic, I have done everything my demented mind can think of to make things go wrong. Now, I bring you to the set, and the insanity, of the film crew for Jak 2!

1. Scene 1, action!

Jak 2 Outtakes

Not copying Narrator. Just bored and playing the PS2. Warning: Language and sexual references. Jak has gutter-mind. Pairings: JakxDax, JakxTorn, JakxLSD, aka Erol, JakxAshelin, JakxPurpleJak, JakxSig, Jakx… well, basically everyone. Except Kiera. She doesn't deserve him. Each chappy is a new scene, so some are short, some are long.

Disclaimer: I do not own Jak 2. Or Jak himself, which sux. Lucky, I also don't own Daxter.

At the very beginning of the game, there's a movie. Start of the movie, chibi (ugly) Jak is about to use the time warp thingy.

Chibi Jak: #reaches out# Uh…which button do I push?
Daxter: #sweatdrops, pushes big red button#
Random Chick: Dax! Jak has to push it!
Daxter: Can't I just do it?
RC: No! Jak's the hero! #Starry eyes#
Chibi Jak: #tries to back away slowly#
RC: #jumps him#
Director: Knock it off you two! Uh, could someone rescue Jak?

Scene from above, take 2

C. Jak: #pushes red button#
Time Warp Thingy: #explodes#
Director: #bug eyes# Wha…
Old Dude: Heh heh heh… my evil plan has worked! The supposed hero is dead and the world is mine!
Smoke: #clears to reveal….TWT is covered in ice cream, which the chibis are rapidly eating#
Old Dude: Ice cream?
Director: #snickering#who sold you that again?
Rest of the Cast: #sees maddened gleam of hyperness in all chibi's eyes# Uh… Run! #Dust cloud#

Scene from before, take 3 (I could go on with this one forever)

C. Jak: #still hyper# heeheeheeheehehehehehehehehehe! #Hits all the buttons he can reach#