Mary Sue of the Caribbean – Epilogue
It was said throughout the Caribbean that the infamous Jack Sparrow wedded the evenly notorious Ethel Moonshine in a private ceremony after retrieving the treasure of Tingilinde. They soon sailed off together aboard the Black Pearl becoming the most fearsome pirates in the entire world. Even though they had enough treasure to retire peacefully and wealthily, it was years and years before they finally did with their nineteen children – Aurora, Riley, Goldilocks, Cordelia, Thom, Jodie, Faith, William, Elizabeth, Lucas, Miranda, Bradley, Mnemosyne, Niphredil, Maeglin, Lena, Kira, Delilah and Maxwell. Their shared love of the sea led them to even more pillages, plunderings and adventures. Their legend still lives on to this day.
Another, less widely publicised story that made the rounds in the Caribbean's seedier taverns was that after Will Turner's and James Norrington's own wedding, it was revealed that Ethel was Will's long lost sister. Unable to handle the shock of this news, in the horrible emotional state of her first pregnancy, Ethel fell overboard and was mauled by some sea turtles, lost to the waves forever. A grieving Jack found solace in Ethel's once mentor – Wesley the monkey. It was believed that he had gone through a sex change to satisfy his new pirate lover.
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Lady Lola Bert