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Disclaimer: I would like to own Jak… but that would involve a tedious amount of court crud, and my lawyers, #points to Hiei and Dax# Don't feel up to it right now. In fact, they don't feel up to much, they're kinda…
Hiei: I'm not short!
Dax: Yes you are.
No, he's vertically challenged!
Hiei: #glaring fiery death at Dax#
And they don't work together.
Dax: What? We work well together, don't we, Hiei!
Hiei: #attempts to murder him#

Scene from first movie, where Little Skinny Dude is leaning over Jak.

LSD: I'll be back later.
Jak: See ya then, sweetie!
Cast: #blink blink#
Director: Cut! Isn't he supposed to be unconscious!

Scene from above, take 2

LSD: I'll be back later. I have to do the shopping.
Jak: Be back soon, love.
Director: Cut! Can you two keep your personal lives out of this! This is a children's game!
Jak+LSD: #looking sheepish#

I would just like to point out that I, like any other Jak fan-girl, wish LSD, aka Erol, to die a slow painful death. This is merely for the purpose of hilarity. Is it working?