I would just like to warn you, that Erol will be called LSD through out. The original meaning was Little Skinny Dude, because I didn't know his name, but since then we have found other amusing meanings. Think up some of your own!
Disclaimer: If I owned Jak 2 I would be immediatly mobbed to death by hordes of ravening fans. I would much rather be part of the mob. So let's find the people who do own it, and...I"m not sure...
Jak: Shouldn't you have planned this out?
Scene from opening movie when Dax first arrives
Dax: 3rd floor! Body chains and torture devices.
Jak: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Director: Cut! Personal lives out!
Jak: #in sexy voice# you know the only place they didn't put the eco?
LSD: Jak, how could you! You said I was your only love!
Jak: Uh…
Dax: What! You must be crazy; no way he would give away my title!
Torn: You lied to me Jak? #Teary eyes#
Director: Cut! Cut? Hello, anyone listening?
Praxis: You must all be crazy, he said his true love was me!
Dax: You're the crazy one!
Director: For fucks sake! Is there anyone other than me who isn't sleeping with Jak?
Cast: #crickets#
C. Jak: #raises hand#
Director: Christ! Why didn't you tell me the children were still here! Get them out of here!
#Chibis are removed#
Director: Wow, you must really be something, Jak, to have all these.
Jak: Heh. -
Director: Keep you busy, do they?
Jak: Uh…
Director: Which would you say is the best?
Jak: #looks across sea of hopeful faces# Hey! Didn't you say we should keep our personal lives out of this!
Director: Slut.
(HK: #running from Jak# we know he isn't a slut really, it was just so tempting.
Jak: Tempt this!
HK: Help?)
I would just like to inform you that the review button has been tested for rabies, and the tests came back negative. We're checking other stuff too, but we're fairly sure you won't get sick or die if you touch it. And please do not kill me for calling Jak a slut. I have already been mobbed several times by the entire cast.
Jak 2 Cast: #sees her# Charge!
Eep! #hides behind riot shield#