Hewwo! Nice to see you, I'm back with yet more insanity! Because to much sanity is bad for your health, and should hence be stopped before it reaches dangerously high levels.
Disclaimer: Uh...#trying to think of a good idea# um...nada. Darn.Ah ha! Phone a friend! #pulls out small purple cellphone with grinning Purple Jak head on it#
Jak: #elsewhere, picks up phone# Yes? Who is this? Dax! Get a way from those Metal Heads!
Hi! You have been selected for Phone a Friend!
Jak: I'm not your friend. Dax, watch it!
Meanie. Just answer the question.
Jak: Fine. What is it now?
Do I own Jak 2?
Jak: I bloody well hope not!
Meanie. #hangs up#
Scene from first movie, when Jak turns purple
Purple Jak: Rarrrrrrrrrgh!
Daxter: #looses his head completely# Bear! Run!
P. Jak: #sweatdrops#
Director: #laughing too hard to speak#
Scene from above, take 2
P. Jak: Rarrrrrrrrrrgh!
Dax: (Eeep)
P. Jak: #advancing#
Dax: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! #runs#
P. Jak: #sweatdrops#
Director: #laughing#
Scene from above, take 3
P. Jak: Rarrrrrrrrrrgh!
Dax: (Eeep)
P. Jak: #advancing#
Daxter: #grabs his own tail#
P. Jak: #trips on wire# Ouch.
Director: Cut! #laughs#
P. Jak: Grrrr…
Director: Meep! #runs#
Scene from above, take 4
P. Jak: Rarrrrrrrrrrgh!
Dax: (Eeep)
P. Jak: #advancing#
Dax: You know, you really need to change your hairstyle.
P. Jak: huh?
Dax: And a change of clothes. And a freakin' mint, what did you eat this morning!
P. Jak: Um…
Dax: #lame attempt to drag him off# Come on! Makeover time!
P. Jak: #sweatdrops#
Director: #trying very hard not to agree loudly, still having cuts from last Jak-attack#
Don't ya pity the director who has to put up with these lunatics? Now, if you're nice and press the review button, I'll lend you Jak. For a week. You can do whatever with him, but I want him back undamaged!
Jak: What!