The Greatest Plan in the World

Sanji never thought that he would find himself in a situation like this; his heart was rapidly beating ready to burst from his chest, he was having a great difficulty breathing, and his whole body painstakingly sore. He snuck a peak to the man next to him. Zoro seemed just as tired and exhausted as him.

"Zoro…" Sanji whispered softly, his breathing finally returning to normal.

"Sanji?" Zoro replied in an equally strained voice.

"Zoro, move over you big idiot! You're crushing my body!" Sanji whispered angrily as he tried to push Zoro away from him.

"I'm crushing your body? Why don't you move your bony elbow, it's digging into my side!" Zoro retorted in an irritated whisper as he tried to push away Sanji's arm.

"Stop that! The handcuffs are digging into my wrists!" Sanji whispered agitatedly as he squirmed uncomfortably.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! A branch just poked me in the nose!" Even with one of Zoro's hand was massaging his sore nose Sanji could see two angry eyes staring at him.

"Well I wonder who fault it is that we are currently hiding in some dirty bushes handcuffed together!" Sanji said angrily, returning Zoro's angry gaze with one of his own.

"Oh so it's my fault now is it? Well if you hadn't gotten me mad then I would have accidentally trampled over the former king's tomb and gotten the island people angry at us!"

"It is your fault for being a clumsy buffoon!" Sanji hissed.

Zoro stopped himself from throwing another insult to Sanji. He took a deep breathe and tried to calm himself. "Well you know how much I would like to continue arguing like with you but we really need to find a way out before those angry villagers find us and hang us!" Zoro said as he finally removed his hand from his sore nose.

Sanji sighed Zoro had a point. It was useless arguing at a time like this. "You're right. We have to get out of…." Sanji was suddenly stopped as Zoro clasped his hand over Sanji's mouth. "Hmmmm," Sanji said unable to talk as he tried to pry of Zoro's hand off this mouth.

"Someone's here," Zoro said in a whisper in Sanji's ear.

Sanji stopped struggling and listened. He heard the voices and footsteps of several people. They were probably the people of the village searching for them. Sanji's eyes grew wide at what he heard. The voices and footsteps seemed to be coming closer to the bush.

Sanji's heart started to beat faster. The villagers were going to find them. All hope was lost. "Sanji, I have an idea." Zoro whispered in his ear.

Just as Sanji heard someone pull away the bushes they were hiding in, Sanji's eyes grew wide in surprise. He found his mouth being pressed against by Zoro's mouth.

Zoro pressed his lips against Sanji's. His free hand entwined in the cook's blonde hair while his body pinned Sanji to the ground stopping him from resisting.

"Homos," Sanji heard a man say in disgust. A few seconds later Sanji could hear the footsteps getting fainter and fainter. Zoro abruptly ended the kiss.

"I thought that we were going to be caught," Zoro said relieved.

Sanji sighed relived that they hadn't been found out. Suddenly Sanji realized that Zoro was still on top of him. "Get off me you freaking idiot!" He said angrily as he blushed.

Zoro turned bright red and quickly obeyed.

"Well don't think that I'll let you do those things whenever you want!" Sanji said blushing even more.

Zoro frowned and tried to hide is own embarrassment. "I only did that because it was the only way to trick them. It's not like I really wanted to kiss…" Zoro stopped in the middle of the sentence. They heard a new step of feet making their way toward the bushes.

"Zoro, they're coming back," Sanji whispered.

The two of them knew what they had to do. Sanji quickly laid down the ground and pulled Zoro near him. The two meet in another kiss as the bushes were pulled opened a second time.

This kiss was more passionately than the last. Sanji wrapped his arms around Zoro's neck and pulled him even closer. Sanji could feel himself melting under Zoro as the temperature started to rise between them. His heart beat even faster than before and his head felt light and dizzy. But Sanji didn't want Zoro to stop. No, he didn't want him to stop. He wanted more.

Zoro ended the kiss as both of them lacked oxygen. The pair looked at each other's eyes as they tried to catch their breaths and refused to let go of each other.

"Ahem…" Zoro and Sanji were snapped out of their trance. They looked up to see five stunned crewmates.