Jak 2 Outtakes

by Hyper Kid

Duh duh duh dun! For my first Jak 2 fic, I have done everything my demented mind can think of to make things go wrong. Now, I bring you to the set, and the insanity, of the film crew for Jak 2!

6. Double meanings, wordplay and fanservice

Yes, this is something I have noticed and despared. There is no fan service. There is never any fanservice, at least, not for girls. It's not fair.

Disclaimer: I'm too depressed to be flambouyant. I don't own Jak 2. Which just makes it worse.

Scene after you steal the ruby key in the sewer

Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter: I probably wouldn't be two feet high, furry and running
around in a sewer without any pants! God I miss pants.
Jak: You could borrow mine.
Director: No fan service on this game.
Producer: Is that fan service?
Director: Would be.

Scene where LSD threatens Jak at Kiera's place

LSD: I'll take you on the track.
Jak: I thought you said you were into Kiera now.
LSD:…
Director: Shut up. Don't even start.

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