A/N: Originally it was a joke I read but I changed it a bit.I hope you like it!Review Kudasai(please).
Ranma was sick and tired of going to work every day while Akane stayed home. He wanted her to feel what he felt, so he prayed:
"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while Akane stays
at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
to switch bodies with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted Ranma's wish. The next
morning, Ranma awoke as a woman!
She cooked breakfast for Akane, woke up the kids, got out their clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches(all the cooking was better then Akane's), drove them to school, came home and got the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,she then went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,she next payed the bills and balanced the check book.She cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and she hurried to make the beds, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.She ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home.
She set out a snack(still better then Akane's cooking),and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while she
did the ironing.
At 4:30 p.m. she began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
for a salad, made pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
supper(still better cooking).
After supper she cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9:00 p.m. she was exhausted and, though her daily chores
weren't finished, she went to bed where she was expected to make love,
which she managed to get through without a problem.
The next morning she awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
Akane's ability to stay home all day. The onlyimprovement of me staying home is the cooking!Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back
to the way they were."
"You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant
last night."
"I hate being female." Ranma stated.
A/N: This joke was not mine. So I did nothing, copyright goes to the chain letter I got it from, I have no idea who or where the joke comes form. Glad they made it up. Useful writing matereal. Hope you liked this so called joke. If there's anything mispelt or any wrong grammer,please let me know! Review Kudasai(please).