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Harry Potter and the Random Adventure

Harry stood there, face to face with Voldemort, not knowing if he was going to make it out of there alive, not knowing if he was even going to still be alive in the next thirty seconds. Suddenly, a hex came out and hit him- he was dead.

'Aww man!' he shouted, throwing his controller onto the floor. 'I can't even win on the game about me. How am I ever going to get on in life if I can't do that?'

'Calm down!' said Ron, 'It's only a game. Get over it.'

'How would you feel if you couldn't beat your own game?' asked Harry.

'Now we know that's never going to happen.'

Suddenly, a copy of "Ron Weasly and the Terrible Game" appeared in the Play Station. Ron lost at it and freaked out.

'See. It's not a nice feeling is it?' said Harry.

'OK smarty-pants I get your point. So what are we going to do now?'

'I know, lets have an adventure!'

'Is there any reason for you sounding like a three year olds TV programme?'

'Heh. Why not. You only live once.'

'OK then. Lets go!'

'Wait!' Harry pulled Ron back, 'Shouldn't we go tell your mum or someone that we're going out to have some random adventure?'

'She won't mind. No matter how close to death we are, its not as bad as going in Fred and Georges room. Wanna get Hermione?' asked Ron.

'Um… nah. Think about it. Will she be much fun on a random adventure?'

'Good point. Maybe we'll get her later. Come on!' said Ron, dragging Harry over to the fireplace. 'So what do you want to do first?'

'Well, we want a random adventure, so just think of anything.'

'Um OK. How about…'

'Just say the first thing that comes into your head.' Harry was starting to get a little frustrated.

'OK. OK. Cheese'

'Too smelly'

'School'

'Not going there.'

'Teddy bears.'

'What are you Weasly? A girl?'

'Fine. How about raspberries?'

'Are you cra… actually, that's not bad. Come on.'

'Where are we going?'

'Raspberry Land.' Harry said as he took a handful of floo powder and stepped into the fireplace.

'Is there even a place called Raspberry Land?' asked Ron anxiously.

'Well we're about to find out, RASPBERRY LAND!' and as Harry spoke emerald coloured flames danced round him and he disappeared with a "Pleh"

'That's weird. Oh well.' Said Ron and he took a handful of floo powder and stepped into the fireplace. 'RASPBERRY LAND!'

The emerald flames died down and Harry and Ron were gone. (Hey! That rhymes!'