-cracks knuckles- This story has taken it's own life from me. I had no idea what was going to happen till I wrote it. But I like it!

Harmony: Thanks Dee Boggs! You can be head of my fan club! Trust me, no one tells this woman what to do!

Except me, now back in the closet with all my other creations!

Disclaimer: Still don't own it. But I got the DVD and a movie stub from the second POTC.

Will had half listen to Gibbs as he went on about not pissing Harmony off. But his mind was on other things, like how was he going to rescue both Jack and Elizabeth. Why was he always the one left to do the rescuing? He felt Gibbs nudge him, oh crap he wasn't listen again.

"I swear boy," Gibbs sighed. "Everythin' I jus' said went in one ear and out da other."

"Sorry Mr. Gibbs," Will sighed. "But the last thing on my mind is that brat,Harmony Sparrow."

He felt his head being smacked, and he turned around. Glaring at him was Harmony. Will did it again, he managed to piss off Harmony without even trying.

"I go by Harm," she said through gritted teeth. "And get yer mind outta the clouds. Jus' bout anyone could sneak up on you and run yer through."

"Did you wake up one day and decided to be a bitch or where you born one?" Will shot back. She grabbed him and threw him into the side of the ship. Half of his body was leaning over and sherushed over andpinned him there.

"I donno city boy, you tell me," she hissed. "I could easily toss ye over the side. Yet I see no fear in yer eyes. You surprise me, but it's foolish pride. Wise up and smell the sea, you ain't and never gonna be in charge here."

"I follow my own destiny, not a pirates," he shot back. Harmony took this time to notice he was shirtless.

"Then why does destiny always lead ye upon a pirate's ship," she released him and stepped back. Harmony noticed Will had about an inch of height on her, but it didn't matter. "Might I suggest you let destiny run her course. After all, ye got pirate's blood in ye."

"But I don't want to be a pirate!" hissed Will, Gibb's ears were getting sore from their arguements.

"Then why are ye on my ship?" she replied, crossing her arms.

"To save Jack to save Elizabeth," was his reply.

"Right, you enlist a pirate to hire a pirate to save a pirate, to rescue a city girl from pirates. Makes perfect sense." she rolled her eyes. "Maybe yer right. If'n you were a pirate ye would have cut out the middle men and saved yer bonny lass ye self."

"I would if I could."

"But ye can'? must be that city breeding. It kills men's souls ye know."

"Oh and pirating is any better?" Will was getting sick of this argument. "I'm sure looting and plundering are much better to sooth the soul, then an honest days work."

"You missed the point again," she sighed. He was truly dense as a mackerel. "Looting and plundering are perks, jus' like the rum andbar fightsare perks on Tortuga. Pirating is about being yer own man, free. Free to sail the sea and answer to no one but yer captain. Not worrin' bout the rules everyone sets up against ye to watch ye fail for 'here entertainment. What is civilization but a bunch of high dressed wenches and men wearing ridicules wigs."

"Maybe you are missing the point," Will was not going to back down, what Gibbs said be damn. "Civilization is about rules and honor. Trust…"

"If'n you have enough gold you can run any town," Harmony spat. "Also trust, it's used more out here. Ye have to trust yer captain not to lead ye stray, and the captain his crew not to mutiny. All the trust ye know is if'n ye pay his taxes the law men will leave 'im be. Yea, I would prefer that to the freedom I enjoy."

"I don't get it," Will said distracted. "Why is it you talk like a civilized person one moment, then next full bantered pirate speech."

"Cause I was raised to be a civilized women," Harmony hissed. Her mother always corrected her speech. "I was suppose to be a high class wench like me sister. But I'll take the sea over that any day! Also put yer shirt back on. This ain't no nudie ship!"

Will picked up his shirt off the side and put it back on. Harmony had walked over to the front of the ship. She was in shock, when she stopped seeing red all she saw was that chest. She had barely stopped herself from drooling. Will decided he wasn't going to let her have the last word, but stop when he heard her muttering something.

"City breds are nothing but trouble," she muttered. "He doesn't care about you, he just needs your help to rescue Jack and that is that. Just make it to the colonies and all will be fine."

"You're wrong you know," Will started. What was he doing, he asked himself as she turned to face him. He blame this later on the sea madness. "I care what happens. True I need you to help me rescue Jack, but I would care if something happened to you."

"What would you know bout caring," she replied. She leaned against the side of the ship. "All city breds think they care bout something, but how can ye tell when it's true and when its jus' a crazy infatuation."

"I wouldn't go through all this if I didn't care about Elizabeth!"

"Ah but Mr. Turner, how does one know he isn't confusing the way a brother cares for a sister with somethin' else," she replied. "If'n the tiniest bit of doubt exist then how do ye know it was meant to last?"

"Just cause you got left at the alter doesn't mean there is no such thing as true feelings and love. Maybe you should get over yourself." Harmony back handed Will. No one spoke to her like that, of course everyone who had dare, would run from her screaming in terror after she kick the crap out of him. Yet Will still refused to back down. She couldn't explain why she did what she did next. She blame sea madness for it as she pressed her lips against Will's.

Will felt her lips against his and his traitorous body conformed to hers. His arms started to wrap around her when she pushed him off. They stared at each other. This was crazy, what was happing?

"Whoa," she breathed. Harmony was in shock she just kissed him, and he had kissed her back. She needed distance now! Pushing Will to the side she headed towards the wheel. "Gibbs, take Turner down below and go I donno drink rum. I'm navin' now MOVE!"

Gibbs snapped to attention and grabbed the still stunned Will and dragged him down below. Gibbs had watch the whole thing, from slap to kiss. He had no idea what was going on between the two but he needed to figure it out and quick. But what where they going to do to each other was the question. Would they kill each other or kiss each other. This was so confusing. Gibbs grabbed two bottles of rum off the wall. He handed one to Will, then sat down and gulped his down.

"I love Elizabeth," Will whispered. "I do. Right?"

"Boy," Gibbs said taking another swig of rum. "I ain't even sure what I gotten me self into here."

"I love Elizabeth," said Will again as if trying to convince himself. "I do, I have since I first saw her. I think. I'm so confused right now!"

"You and me both boy," mumbled Gibbs. "You and me both."

"I do love her," Will contuined.

"I swear, if'n there wasn' wind in the sails you two had come down with cabin fever!"

Well that was fun. I pushed a couple of buttons and looky what I got!XD Any who review, coment, I still hate Elizabeth! Also reviews help my muses, feed the muses! Till next time!