Back again. Thank you Dee Boggs! This chapter is for you! On with the show!
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"Now why did my sister and Will save me?" asked Jack as he stood before Harmony and Will who just sat down. They did just run around to save Jack then work the sails to escape faster.
"Jack," Harmony said out of breath. "Stop asking questions or I'll turn around and leave ye there!"
"Right, I forgot, never asked Harm why she does a'ythin'" hissed Jack.
"Shut up already!" Harmony screamed. "Why in the seven seas did I ever rescue a barnacle head like ye!"
"Cause I'm yer bro," replied Jack.
"Oh right!" Harmony said getting up in Jack's face. "I had forgotten me brother!" she mocked Jack's voice. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy? A bungling pirate who thinks I'm a captain but can' keep me head outta anoose!"
Jack in returned mocked Harmony's voice. "I'm Harmony Sparrow, savvy? A woman who loves to run around thinking I'm a pirate, but I'm just a spoiled girl with 'er daddy's ship!"
Harmony walked over to Jack and slapped him, and he gave her a little push. She then tackled him to the ground and they started rolling all over the deck cursing at each other. They struggled against each other, tying to get any kind of hit in.
"Captain Bungler!"
"Daddy's girl!"
Will looked to Gibbs who shrugged. Will ran up to the wheel as he nearly gotten squashed by the battling siblings. He stared at them still rolling all over the ship screaming at each other.
"Do they do that often," asked Will.
"Aye," laughed Gibbs. "All da time. They'll tire in a bit. O'ly Mrs. Sparrow can stop their squabs."
After what seemed a life time. Ten minuets to be exact. Harmony and Jack disengaged. They where both out of breathe and glared at the other from where they sat on deck.
"Better?" asked Jack.
"Aye," Harmony laughed. She then hugged her brother. She then whispered into his ear. "Louis is a jerk anyway."
"I'll never tell a soul," he whispered back. She got off Jack, and glared at Gibbs and Will.
"What be ye two lookin' at!" she shouted at them. "I'm going to go put me shirt back on."
Will's jaw hung open as she went down below. It was insane, one moment she was trying to beat the heck out of Jack then she hugged him. Jack walked up to the wheel. Gibbs smiled at him, and Will still stared at the stairs Harmony had disappeared down.
"Good ta have ye back sir," Gibbs said to Jack.
"It's good to be back Mr. Gibbs," Jack said watching Will stare. "And ye Will. How did ye end up on me sis's boat?"
"Mr. Gibbs said she was the only one who could free you," Will replied as Harmony emerged with her frilly shirt back on and sword at her side. "I doubted her, but she proved me wrong."
"Aye that I did," she replied coming up to join them. "So Jacky boy, how did ye get caught this time, and the truth mind ye. I know when ye 're spinnin' tales."
"Right," Jack sighed. "I was lookin' for a map in a cavern off the shore of Isale. Then yer ex trapped me in said cave. Louis knew I'd be in there alone. He had been plannin' to get me back for that weddin' fiasco."
"Well if'n he was still sore he shoulda came to me not ye," Harmony replied. "Also Will my debt to yer father is officially paid."
"Aye that it is," Will replied.
"So William," Jack said, forgetting his capture. "Why in the Seven Seas did ye come to me rescue?"
"Elizabeth is in trouble," Will replied.
"Isn' she always?" Jack sighed. "Well sorry Will but I have a treasure to go afta."
"What," Will said as his jaw dropped. "I help you escape and you can't help me."
"Sorry matey," replied Jack.
"You're still a cheat!"
"Pirate," corrected Jack. He turned to leave to find his sister's sword pointed at his throat. His eyes shifted from the blade to her. "Harm?"
"Ye owe him yer life Jack!" Harmony spat, clearly pissed off. "Ye ain't weaseling outta this one. Ye gonna 'elp 'im find this girly, and I be there to make sure ye do. Savvy?"
"Savvy," Jack replied. Harmony removed her sword. "See Will she knows how to talk to me."
"Course I do," Harmony spat. "I make sure ye don' embarrass yerself. Wit out me ye be hangin' by a noose."
"True," Jack replied. "Yer always there to bail me out."
"Right," Harmony yawned. "I need rest. Don' run my ship into anythin' Jack or I'll have yer head."
"Of course!" Jack replied as Harmony headed towards her room. "Nighty Harmy! So Will, what is going on between ye and my sis?"
"What?" Will replied, thrown off by his question. "Nothing!"
"Hold it!" Gibbs yelled. He got out his cotton and shoved it in his ears. "Now ye may conti'ue."
"Right," Jack said looking at Gibbs. He turned back to Will. "Summtins up, or she wouldn' of came to yer rescue back t'ere."
"Can't we just be friends!" Will sighed.
"Nay, she don' make friends. So either she likes ye or ye have summtin over 'er. Better tell me quick, or else."
"Are you serious!" Will said throwing a fit. "Everyday on this ship she made my life a living hell!"
"Course she did, it's Harm," replied Jack as if Will should have known that.
"That was the only act of kindness I ever seen from her," replied Will, he wouldn't dare tell Jack about the kiss. "I don't know why she did it, but she did."
"Hmmm," said Jack fingering his beard. He knew Will was hiding something, he just couldn't figure out what. So he gave him the generic warning for any who approached his sister. "Look Harmony is a sweet girl, and she deserves a great man. I still havn' found that great man for 'er.Now Will, ye still be attached to Lizzy, right?
"It's Elizabeth," Will sighed, damn it stop bringing Elizabeth into this! "And yes I am."
"Good," Jack said getting up. "Then I won' have to worry bout ye lookin' at me sister."
Will stared at him speechless. Jack walked away, he was heading down below for some rum. Leaving a confused Will to thing about what he said. Would Jack have to worry about Will looking at his sister? Will wasn't sure he knew the answer. Gibbs happily navigated away from Florida and back to the Caribbean, cotton still in his ears.
More Jack Harm fights to come. Will wasn't shirtless in this chapter, but I do have an idea to make him so in the next, so don't worry its coming! Review, comment, say Hi! Till next time!
