I keep losing power, so I hope this makes it up. Alright I know my spelling and what not are horrible, but I think I'm doing well, I mean I don't have a beta and all. anywho thank you to my reviewers Captain Jackie Sparrow, Dee Boggs, Narnia Forever, music nerd, CaptainJackSparrowBackIn-2007, Memory from a dream, Incubus2704, and Captain Alexis Blackbird

Harmony was bored out of her mind. After she laughed her heart out at her situation, she had nothing to do. Well she did ram the door a couple of times, and her shoulder throbbed from her attempts.

"Damn English oak!" she snorted. "Who puts English oak on a ship, except Roberts. Expensive bastard."

Harmony fell back on the bed and stared up at the ceiling. Maybe she shouldn't have jumped ship, but pushing Elizabeth into the water was priceless. Too bad Jack jumped in and saved her. Although Will didn't make a move to save Elizabeth.

"Stop thinking bout 'im," she screamed at herself. "I need to think of a way off this ship. Fuck, I'm screwed. Harm, 'ow many times must ye remember to think before ye jump. Well swing in this case, but same concept. Oh shit, I sound as crazy as JACK!"

Jack was pacing his cabin. They couldn't catch up with Robert's ship any slower. Maybe he should have let Elizabeth drown and just boarded the ship and fought for his sister. Why did he save Elizabeth. It was ridiculous! Harmony was Sparrow blood, and Elizabeth was Swann blood.

"'ey we both named after birds," Jack laughed. He shook his head, and took another swig of his rum. "Shit, I'm gonna go crazy soon. Where is Harm when I need 'er! She could talk some sorta sense into me! Maybe I can channel Harm and think what she would do!"

Jack sat down in his chair, closed his eyes, and thought of his sister. He tried to think what she was thinking every time she was in situations like this. About two minuets later he was rewarded with a head ache. Jack opened his eyes, and glared at the wall. There was a knock at his door.

"Enter," he grunted. Will came in, and shut the door.

"Can't this ship go any faster!" Will fumed.

"Turner sit down and shut up," Jack ordered. Will sat in the chair across the table from him. "We don' even got a plan to rescue 'er wit. Harm 'as always been the one to do the rescuin'!"

"That's not true how bout the time," Will scratched his head. "No that was me. Well how bout, no that was Elizabeth. Um how bout the, no that was Gibbs. Um, have you rescued anyone before? You know maybe Gibbs would be more help in formulating a plan."

"Hey, I can make a plan!" Jack huffed. "I am captain after all!"

"Captain you are, plan maker your not." Will replied.

"Maybe Harm will jus' jump ship when she sees the Pearl!" Jack replied.

"Do you not want to fight this Roberts?" replied Will harshly. Jack push up his right sleeve, and scar in the form of a line went from his shoulder to elbow.

"He did that to me, and ye know 'ow good of a sword fighter I am."

"You mean when you don't cheat!" Will smirked. Jack threw a cup that lay on his desk at Will, who dodged it.

"Pirate!" Jack stated angrily. "Not a cheat a pirate me be!"

"Right, back to the matter at hand!"

Elizabeth paced her room, there had to be a way to win Will back. That is when an evil thought played in her head. Maybe if she acted like she was over Will, and flirted all over Jack, Will will get jealous and realize his mistake. It was too perfect. Will couldn't stand to see her in Norrington's arms, how will he accept her in Jack's arms.

"Harmony you lost," Elizabeth laughed. "Who says I can't be sneaky and wicked when I want."

"I lost!" Harmony screamed. She flipped the checker board. "I hate this game!"

"Well Harm," Roberts laughed. He had challenged her to a game of checkers, thinking she would lose. "Maybe ye be needin' better strategy!"

"Oh shut it," she screamed. She hated loosing, especially when a bet was made. If Harmony won, she would get a ride to Tortuga, and be free. But if Roberts won, and he did, she had to give him a kiss.

"Now bout that kiss," Roberts laughed.

"Surely the bet was a joke," Harmony gaped.

"Now if'n ye won ye be holding me to my word, so give it up," Roberts said as he squashed he excuse. "Now kiss me."

"One kiss!" she told him, as she planted a quick peck on Robert's cheek.

"Now that wasn' a kiss! It twas a peck!" Roberts roared.

"Ah, but ye see ye never stated what kind of a kiss, n a peck counts as a kiss," Harmony replied crossing her arms and grinning. She had out smarted Roberts for once.

"This ain't over!" Roberts screamed as he left the room again. Harmony ran to the door, and tried to open it.

"Locked again," she sighed. "Jerk! Can' give a girl a little room for escape!"

"That is a stupid idea!" Jack sighed.

"Oh like any of your plans were better," Will replied through his gritted teeth.

"Let's jus' do what we always end up doing," Jack said, taking another sip of rum.

"Run off," Will said sarcastically.

"NAY!" Jack replied slamming his rum on the table. "Seize the ship and sword fight!"

"Right," Will replied smacking his forehead with his palm. "This is hopeless!"

"So yer abandoning Harm," Jack smirked. "Knew ye ain't true ta 'er."

"I'm truer then you!" Will shot back.

"'ow so?" Jack glared at Will.

"I wasn't the one saving Elizabeth, while Harmony was sailing off with Roberts, now was I!"

"Ah so ye would let Miss. Elizabeth sink so Harm can swim," Jack laughed.

"Something like that," Will sighed. "Can we please figure out what to do now!"

"Robert's ship dead ahead!" someone on deck called out.

"Time's up," Jack gasped.

"The Black Pearl has caught up with us captain!" called down the crew member in the crow's nest of Roberts's ship. Roberts ran up to the wheel deck and stared at the back of his ship. Sure enough the Black Pearl was there.

"Aw shit," Roberts muttered. "Break out the oars and start gaining speed or there will be hell to pay!"

"Bout fucking time Jack!" Harmony muttered. "Now how to get out of this room."

Oh god am I really going to do a sword fight next chapter! -bites nails- Oh my! anywho review, comment, ask questions, or take Elizabeth home with you. You don't have to take her home, but she can't stay here!XD Sry, I'm not sane anymore. Till next time!