Kingdom Hearts: Mess Up Bonanza
Chapter Two:
Wonderful Wonderland?
Author: I'm BAAAACK
Sora + Riku + Kairi: NOOOOOOOO!
Scene Where Sora is Asleep in Traverse Town: Take One...Action!
'Sora sleep talking'
Sora: I wish I had…a cute skirt like…Kairi
Riku: HAHAHAHAHA
Director: RIKU GET OFF STAGE!
Scene Where Leon and Sora Fight: Uno!
Sora: GO BACK TO FINAL FANTASY AND STOP MESSING UP MY WORLD!
Leon: you're so mean!
'Runs away crying'
Director: DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE ACTORS SORA!
Scene Where Leon and Sora Fight: Take Who Knows...
Sora: I've got this fight in the bag
Leon: How's that?
Sora: ART OF THE DOPPELGANGER!
'Many Sora's pop up and line up next to the original'
All of the Sora's: CHARGE!
Leon: O.O
Scene Where Sora Meets Goofy and Donald: IDK?!
Goofy + Donald: The Key!
Sora: just take it, okay? Take it!
'Hands Donald the key blade and walks away'
'Then after Sora walks around the corner he makes the Keyblade flash in his hand'
Sora: Haha...psyche
Sora Learning Fire: This WILL be Good
Sora: Fire!
'Nothing happens'
Sora: Fire!
'Still, nothing happens'
Sora: Fire! Flame! Blaze! Combust! Inferno!
'Sora sighs, Goofy walks up to him'
Goofy: Sora, did you know your pants were on fire?
Sora: O.O
'STOP DROP ROLL!'
Scene Where Sora, Donald and Goofy Go to Wonderland: I HATE That Place!
Sora: Do we all need to be high to understand this world?
Donald: yeah…
Sora: Goofy's lucky he is ALWAYS high anyway!
Goofy: a hyuk
Sora + Donald: -.-
Scene with the Bottle That Makes People Shrink: Another Way to Say One!
'Sora takes the bottle and drinks it, Sora falls over'
Donald: Sora? … Sora!
Sora: Donald come closer
'Donald moves closer'
Sora: Closer…
'Donald moves closer again'
Sora: … Psyche…
Donald: Dammit Sora!
Scene with the Bottle That Makes People Shrink: Again, Yes I Said Again
'Sora takes the bottle and drinks it'
Sora: I feel…I feel…HIGH!
'Sora runs around in circles until he runs into a wall and falls over'
Donald: what the?
'Donald looks at label'
Goofy: hey Donald isn't that stuff illegal?
Scene Where Sora Goes Back to Normal Size: He's Godzilla and Duck and Dog Small!
'Sora picks up smaller Donald and smaller Goofy'
Sora: Now I can finally…play doll house!
'Sora grins evilly'
Goofy + Donald: o.O?
Scene Where Sora Goes to Normal Size: Author is slowly going mad
'Sora starts cracking trees in half and stepping on mushrooms'
Sora: RAWR!
'Runs around creating more havoc'
Donald: maybe we shouldn't have taken him to see King Kong...
Scene of the Studio Kitchen on Coffee Break: Not an Existing Scene in Game...Duh
Sora: what ever happened to the director?
Author: committed suicide because of you morons…
Sora: …what were we talking about?
Author: I think I'll be joining him soon enough…
Sora: joining whom…?
Author: …
Scene where Sora learns blizzard: Should be Funnies!
Sora: Blizzard!
'Freezes the keyblade'
Donald: Sora, why did you freeze the keyblade?
Sora: So I could do this
'Gets his tongue stuck to the pole'
Goofy: …and this is the keyblade master?
Scene where Sora is battling Trick Master: Trick Master Scary!
Sora: What the 'HUGE BLEEP HERE' is that?
Donald: Sora, this game is E rated…
Scene where Sora is battling Trick Master: 'author gets shot for doing too many Takes'
Sora: What the "EVEN BIGGER BLEEP' is that?
Author: did we not just go over that you couldn't curse in this?
Sora: …but really, what the 'BBBLLLEEEEEEPPP' is that?
Author: Poofy pants, you need to stop cursing and follow the script!
Sora: Poofy pants? O.o
Scene where the three are going to a new world: A WHOLE NEW WOOOORLD!
Sora: I wanna drive!
'Donald turns to Sora'
Donald: No Way in Hell...
'Sora's eyes go wide'
Sora: Meteor!
'Donald turns and Sora screams like a girl'
Donald: HOLY S-
'Screen scrambles'
Author: Please review!
Sora: NO DON'T DO IT!