This is a RonHermione one-shot. I love one-shots. You don't have to update!
This was inspired by hearing my brother try to sing "Dirty Little Secret" by All-American Rejects.
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue.
Hermione had a secret.
A bad secret. One that could get her into a lot of trouble.
Ron wanted to know this secret of hers.
The way he saw it, he was her boyfriend, so he should get to know the secret.
Hermione didn't agree.
Because this was a very bad secret. One that could get her and Ron into a lot of trouble.
Hermione was normally a smart witch, so she had no idea how she got herself into this mess. Well, actually, she did know. She just didn't understand how she could do something so stupid.
Hermione was also doing something even stupider than what she had done in the first place. She was pretending that the secret didn't exist. She figured if no one knew about it, it would go away.
She was very, very wrong.
No one knew about the secret, but it wasn't going away. It had been three months and the secret was still being hidden from everyone.
Ron still wanted to know the secret.
Hermione didn't want to tell him.
Because this secret was going to cause nothing but trouble.
Ron didn't think the secret could be that bad. He wanted to know badly.
Hermione still didn't think telling him would be a good idea.
Because Ron probably wouldn't like the secret.
In fact, Ron would probably hate the secret.
Hermione didn't want him to hate the secret. She wanted him to not know about the secret.
But Ron kept bothering her. He didn't care how much trouble the secret caused, he wanted to know.
So Hermione decided maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea if he knew the secret. He had a right to know the secret.
Hermione decided to tell him the secret.
But only if he didn't tell anyone else. At least, not yet.
He agreed.
So she told him.
"We're gonna be parents!" he said with a huge grin.
And it turns out, Hermione was wrong once again. Ron didn't hate the secret.
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-Jessi