Yet another of Bexd47's

Woes of a Pregnant Weasley's husband

"Please Gin, say it again," Ginny smiled at her husband playfully.

"Harry I have already said it ten times already!" Harry smiled lovingly at his wife.

"I know, but I just can't believe it so please, say it again, for me?" Ginny pretended to think about it.

"Ummmmmmm, no." Harry sat on the counter while she chopped the vegetables and gave her his best puppy eyes.

"You know you love me." He said without putting down the eyes. Ginny looked at him with warmth. In truth she couldn't believe it herself, they had only come back from their honeymoon a month ago.

"Alright you win. But for your sake I hope our daughter doesn't have those puppy eyes."

"We aren't having a daughter, we're having a son." Ginny rolled her eyes at her husband's playfulness. But in all truth she could understand it. Voldermort had been defeated two years ago and all the death eaters in his inner circle had been captured and been given the Kiss. Life was simple and all Harry wanted now was to live a happy life with lots of happy, carefree children, and Ginny was more then happy to comply.

"Ok, here goes, Harry, I am two months pregnant, so get ready to cater to my every whim, coz you're the bastard that got me into this mess!" Harry smiled and gave her a quick peck before leaving the kitchen humming a joyful tune. Poor Harry didn't realise just how bad Weasley women were in pregnancy………

4 months later

"Harry, it's all your fault I'm fat!"

6 months later, 2 in the morning

"Harry, baby, can you get me a pizza with shrimps, mayonnaise, custard and ice-cream on top? Oh, and a glass of coke with blackcurrant juice in it? Thanks love"

7 months later – labour

"-HARRY JAMES POTTER, I SWEAR YOU ARE NEVER, EVER, TOUCHING ME AGAIN UNLESS YOU ARE THE ONE TO GET PREGNANT! GOT IT?…"

"-AND I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GET THIS BLOODY BABY OUT OF ME IN 1.4 NANOSECONDS I AM GONNA-"

"Hey love, can you get me a diet coke from the vending machine outside the room, thanks love. –"

"-OH CRAP! I AM HAVING TWINS! HARRY YOU ARE WELL AND TRULY NEVER TOUCHING ME AGAIN! I WANT A SEPARATE ROOM………………"

3 years later

"Ginny hon, can you call Madame Pomfrey, I seriously can't keep down any of my food." Ginny smiled coyly while tying Tammy's fiery red hair and putting James' coat on.

" Well baby, that's normal"

" How is chucking up my guts normal?"

"Because I put a male pregnancy potion in your pumpkin juice last week, congrats Harry, your pregnant."

"Ha ha, very funny Gin, let me guess, Fred and George's fake pregnancy potion?"

"No, Neville's 'create a magical womb, have a woman's egg magically transfer into the man's body and hey presto you got a baby' potion" Harry passed out, suffice to say.

God I love playing with these characters! - Bexd47

I think this is by far my fave, I will be writing the next chappy so stay tuned for 'What Ginny didn't know'