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"Oh, and it seems you gave them a good beating." Buu said pointing to the bruised and bleeding, already dead villains. "Yes, they should learn not to wake me up, they've been doing it for the past 5 days." Cell said and Buu grinned slyly. "Yes, how rude of them." Buu said, still grinning. "Yes, very rude, now I'm just going to announce this once, I'm sick of being in this stupid Cell with these stupid fools, and that excludes you two." He said pointing to Jewel and Buu. "Yes, me too." Buu said and looked at Jewel, she was looking confused, she didn't know whether she was allowed to talk.
"You can speak you know, neither me nor Cell are any threat too you." Buu said and she smiled. "I know you're not." She said looking at Buu, but didn't seem to trust Cell, since she knew what he was capable of; she didn't know anything off Buu, since she died before the world ever got too know him properly. "Hey, you can trust me too, if I try anything weird, which I won't, Buu will personally beat me up." She looked confused. "You're stronger than Cell?" She asked Buu chuckled. "Yes, by far." He said and Cell chipped in. "Hey, not that much, watch your mouth or I'll fight you." Cell warned and Buu laughed. "Really, I'd like to see you try..." Buu mocked and Cell got angry, but kept his cool. "Whatever dude, I don't want to embarrass you." Cell said smirking and Buu stood up, facing Cell; he lifted his hand to his chest.
POING
Cell flew against the wall; Buu had shot him away with his index finger. "Really? I think you can't even measure up." Buu mocked again and Cell got up. "That was not fair." He said holding his head. "Why?" Buu asked, laughing softly. "You'll see, now my turn!" He yelled as he charged Buu, but he charged right into his fist, sending him falling too the ground, on his back, looking at the cells ceiling.
Jeice thought this would be a good time to get on Cell good side so he ran too him. "Aye my man, are you okay?" He asked and Cell spoke in a girlish voice. "I didn't know we had night here." He said and Jeice looked confused.
"No, it aint night, what are ya talking bout?' He asked and Cell smiled weirdly. "Then where did the stars come from, they're circling me." He said and Jeice held 4 fingers over his face. "Aye, how many fingers am I holding up?" Jeice asked and Cell smiled. "32, little orange fingers…" He said smiling weirdly again. "Aye close enough." Jeice said, removing his hand from Cells face. "Now let me help you up." Jeice said as he put Cells arm around his neck.
"Can you stand?" He asked and Cell nodded, and when Jeice let him go, he looked like he was alright, but he started looking around the room, then pointed too the cell door. "Ooh look at the pretty fairy." Jeice and everyone else looked confused, but then Cell fell over, unconscious. "YES WHE'RE SAVE!" King Cold yelled. "Dad, he's already dead, he can't die again." Frieza said looking at his over-grown father, King Cold looked disappointed. "He's lost his marbles." Goldo said and everyone laughed.
-Meanwhile in Cells dreams-
Cell was sitting in a clear white area, almost like in the hyperbolic time chamber, but then suddenly Hercule ran passed. "Go away!" Hercule yelled and then Gohan came running afterwards. "I'm gay! Come here! Ha ha ha!" Cell looked on confused and then Piccolo came running passed with a huge stomach. "I'm pregnant! Oh I hope it's a girl!" he yelled in a really girlish voice.
Cell was utterly confused now, he didn't know what was going on but then he heard a trio of voices singing "Hallelujah, praise god, praise the good!" He turned only to see Jeice, Frieza and Dr. Gero dressed as nuns, he looked as they passed, then king cold came running after them, dressed as a pope, a horny pope with a vibrator in his hand.
Cells eyes began too twitch in disgust and confusion. "No more, no more please!" Cell yelled but no one heard his wishes since Goku ran passed, dressed in a long black cape and yelling. "I'm evil; I'm going to take over the world!" Cell fell over, completely confused. "What's going on?" he yelled and then he heard a pigs noise, that snorting sound, he looked up and saw the tag on the pigs body, reading 'Cell'. Cell gasped. "Kill me please." He begged and then just lay there, hearing all kind of disturbing things.
Back to real time
"Does Cell always talk in his sleep?" Jewel asked as she looked at Cells eyes twitching and mumbling things that no one could understand.
"Yes, when he doesn't snore like a pig." Jewel laughed and looked at the unconscious Cell babbling away.
End of Chapter, so what do ya think?
