Hello and welcome to my third story. This time I did a self insert so don't flame me as this is my first time. (If you feel the need to do so, please don't) Anyways, I hope you enjoy it.

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A Psychologist's Day and Life

Chapter One: Introductions Pt. 1

Boring…boring…boring and dull. Yup, that pretty much summarizes my life. I am rather a shy person and never bother with introductions however I also would consider it rude of me so I'll tell you little about myself. My name is Bert. (Make fun of the name, everyone does.) I would tell you my last name but then I would have to kill you, figure of speech of course. Living on the second largest continent on earth I make a living as an average high school student living with a mother, a father and an annoying twin brother. My hobbies are writing, day-dreaming and the occasional anime fics.

Don't tell me to repeat myself, you heard right. Anime fics. I have a…how you say…certain passion for the stuff. Really, I watch it early in the morning or late at night, depending on the broadcasting it usually comes on. My most recent one and is one of my favourites is Chrono Crusade.

Chrono Crusade…discovered the thing by accident. Me and my brother were surfing the web…actually were searching the web for cheats to the game, Chrono Cross. (Emulation, I'll spare you the details). Anyways, clicked on a link and it brought up certain information…about the characters, about the plot and just about everything else. A thing of interest we decided to download the trailer. After that…well…we downloaded the whole entire thing, all twenty four episodes of it. (Took forever by using a bittorrent). Watched it….we laughed, we cried and we got pissed at the ending. We were like "what the hell who dies like that anyways?" Preposterous…err…moving on.

We discovered downloaded episodes on a website however my brother then lost interest in the whole thing. Started to do other things however I still watched it…periodically. Then I had a radical idea and started to write fanfics about Chrono Crusade since I had an account on FanFiction in which two of them were very successful (in my books, anyway.) I was thinking ideas for a next fanfic late at night when the phone rang.

It was dark and about 12:00 midnight where I was.

"Wonder who it could be," I thought to myself. So grabbing a potato chip bag and stuffing the chips in I picked up the phone and said in a muffled voice, "Hello?"

A mysterious voice greeted me, "Hello. Would you like your wildest dreams come true?"

"What would you know about my dreams?" I answered the voice, finishing my mouthful of chips. It was pretty weird, you know, something out of the X-files.

"Did you ever think about what could happen if you had god-like powers inside a world that you ever dream of being in?"

If the voice was referring me to my daydreams then I would have answered 'yes.' However, being the stubborn one in the family as well as the cautious one I answered the voice, "What are you getting at?"

The voice continued, "I could make it all happen. Just say the word and it shall be yours…"

My mind was screaming to say, "Who the hell you are, Lord Voldemort?" However I must admit that this voice really peaked my interest. Then again, he could be a serial killer out to get me. So I just went on a whim and said to him, "okay, I'll humour you. I say 'yes' to your proposal."

"Excellent," and with that the phone clicked on me. I looked at it and hung it up. I was alone at the time while my family retired already for the night.

"Knew he was bluffing," I chucked at the thought. However things got weird when the computer screen started to glow a bright white. Then a blinding flash was the only thing I saw.

It was really…black. That was the only thing I saw. Then I felt something.

Poke.

Someone was poking me. In my mind, I said, "Stop."

Poke, Poke.

"Quit it."

Poke, Poke, Poke.

"Do it again, I dare you."

… … … Poke

"Okay, that it!"

I opened my eyes and yelled, "IF A GUY IS LAYING ON THE GROUND SLEEPING, WOULD YOU HAVE THE SENSE TO LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Then I stopped yelling and started to look around. First at myself.

I was wearing a white shirt, black pants, a black tie and a black cape. I didn't mind, I like black and white. Then I looked at my surroundings. I was laying on a mediocre bed with white bed sheets, a drawer with a rose in a red vase and a picture of Jesus Christ hanging on the left side of the wall and on the right side was a window. Then I looked around for the thing that poked me.

I looked at my right, "Nope, nothing on my right," I looked at my left, "nothing at my left." However my eye caught something white and pink at the corner so I got up and went towards it. It was trembling.

"I didn't mean to make you mad, please don't hurt me," it squeaked.

Being curious as equally freaked out about this experience, I said to it, "Get up."

The thing stop trembling and got up. It was a girl…in white…with pink lining (or something like that on her clothing). She wore a white hat (like a French toupee), had white hair and brown eyes. I knew who it was.

"Holy sh-" I knew who it was.

Well the story begins. How did you like the chapter? If you have any comments, questions, or (God forbid) flames, please send me a personal message. Other than that, please R&R.