Chapter three
NARRATOR: Now our eight heroes are huddled together, trying to cover themselves with blankets and stuff.They are meanwhile trying to keep themselves entertained...
RAOUL: Harry's a funny name! Are you hairy
HARRY: You're one to talk, Fop
RAOUL: At least Fop doesn't make me sound hairy!
ERIK: Hey, he accepted the fact that his name is now Fop!
RAOUL: Oh shit...
CHRISTINE: (leaning on Erik) Oh, Erik will we ever make it out of here alive?
RAOUL:Why can't you ask me that?
ERIK: Because you wouldn't know the answer
RAOUL: (forgetting what they were talking about) I'm hungry
MEG: I-I-I'm s-so cold
HARRY: Good thing that we brought these spell books (he looks through one, and tries a spell. A bottle of butterbeer appears, and Harry drinks it)
RON: How'dyou do that
HARRY: (shrugs)
RAOUL: Ooh, ohh! Make me one!
ERIK: Me too
CHRISTINE: I want one
CARLOTTA: I vill try it, vatevah it is
HARRY: (making eight more bottles) It's called butterbeer
(they all drink it. )
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NARRATOR: A few hours later...
ERIK: (slurred and drunken) TALE AS OLD AS TIME...
CARLOTTA: (also slurred and drunken, actually, they're all slurred and drunken) SONG AS OLD AS RHYME...
BOTH: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
CHRISTINE: (meow mix song) I want chicken
I want liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please deliver!
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
RAOUL: (charmin ultra song) With charmin ultra less is more!
CHRISTINE/RAOUL: When we say less is more,
Less is more
More absorbent than the other leading brand for sure!
What you used to love now you're gonna adore!
With Charmin ultra less is more
Cha cha cha (shakes butts while dancing with toilet paper) Charmin!
HERMIONE: (Drew Carey)Hello, and welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway
RON: (Napolian Dynamite)A friggin twelve gauge. What do you think
HARRY:Hey, lets all do the bunny hop!
MEG: Better yet, let's go swimming!
RAOUL: No, no! Let's underbunnywaterhopswimming!
CHRISTINE: You don't know me
ERIK: I'm a pretty girl!
RON: Hey, hey everybody! (everyone stops their drunken rampage and looks at him) Let's all sing Kum Ba Yah!
CARLOTTA: then veel be pretty and peeceful
EVERYONE: YAAAAAYYYY! (they all get into a line and link arms and sing Kum Bah Yah)
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NARRATOR: A few more hours later...
(They are all lying on the ice)
RAOUL: Uggh,...christine I don't feel so good...
CHRISTINE: Christine's got a hangover, don't talk to her now...
MEG: (turns over and barfs)
RON: Oh, yeah. Yea, we all wanna hear that