Chapter four
NARRATOR: Okay, we will now join our heroes after their hangover. They are sitting on a bunch of crap, trying not to touch the ice, and are glaring at each other. And the one who broke the silence is...
RAOUL: (DUH) I'm cold now
HARRY: (sarcastically) Nooo...
RAOUL: No, I really AM cold! And if you cant respect that-
CHRISTINE: Guys, we shouldn't really fight
CARLOTTA: Vatevah, beetch
CHRISTINE: What did you just call me?
ERIK: (sarcastically) Yea, Christine. Lets not fight
CHRISTINE: Shut up Erik
CARLOTTA: Thees is still all ur fault, beetch. Und now Fluffypuff ees misseeng
CHRISTINE: Haha, it's all MY fault we're here, huh? Has nothing to do with that guy-
MEG: (quietly) Please, let's not fight...
CARLOTTA: (getting up and pulling Christine with her) You stole my part, you 'urt my dog, und now you sent us 'ere!
CHRISTINE: You wanna go?
RAOUL: Yes, please. I wanna go. I can't wait to be back home...
(Carlotta and Christine start attacking each other)
RAOUL: (screams like a girl) ERIK, DO SOMETHING!
ERIK: (throws little pieces of ice at them)
HARRY: Oh, thas great. And a few seconds ago, she was telling US not to fight...
RON: Y'know what? I think I'll call Carlotta the Big C and Christine the Little C
HERMIONE: We've got to stop this!
HARRY: (points wand at Christine and Carlotta and says that one thing that makes them hand upside down in the air, I forgot what that was. Christine and Carlotta are suspended upside down in the air!)
CARLOTTA: Let me down! Eet's cold up 'ere!
CHRISTINE: It's cold everywhere, idiot
ERIK: (to Harry) Why'd you have to stop that?
MEG: They look kinda funny
RON: Let's keep them up there!
CHRISTINE/CARLOTTA: What? NO!
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NARRATOR: A few hours later...
CARLOTTA: The blood ees rusheeng to my 'ead
CHRISTINE: Can I come down yet? I promise I'll be good
HERMIONE: You promise?
CARLOTTA/CHRISTINE: (with cute little puppy dog eyes) Yes. Pweese?
RON: No, we still didn't have enough fun yet.
CARLOTTA: When VILL you have enough fun?
RON: (to Harry) Harry, get the paint
CARLOTTA/CHRISTINE: WHAT?
HARRY: No, I think they've had enough (points wand at them, says some stuff. Carlotta and Christine came headfirst down onto the cold ice)
CHRISTINE: About time
CARLOTTA: My 'ead hurts
CHRISTINE: Well, of course it hurts. (they start fighting again, so Harry sends them up again)
(there is a low grumbling sound, and Meg notices it)
MEG: Guys, do you hear something?
ERIK: Yes, two idiots fighting
MEG: No, some sort of- (she stops short. There is a huge crack in the ice, and it was coming towards them at top speed.)
RON: The ice is cracking!
HERMIONE: QUICK, RUN!
(they start to run)
CHRISTINE: Hey, what about us?
HARRY: You'll be fine. You're in the air!
(Raoul quickly runs back to them)
CHRISTINE: Oh, thank God, Raoul. Honey-
(Raoul grabs the big mound of chocolate and runs away with it)
CHRISTINE: RAOUL, YOU DUMB PIG! GET BACK HERE!
(A few minutes later, the ice below them breaks and drifts away)
CHRISTINE: Well, thas great. I'm gonna die next to the 'great' La Carlotta
CARLOTTA: Cristine, I-I think the spell-
(The spell had worn off, sending Christine and Carllotta into the freezing waters screaming. They're whole life flashed before their eyes)