Me: It is I, BlooDy-MaY! Well… This is the second chapter of Nightmare at the Market of Konoha, I really warn to all of your, dear readers, that there is some foul language here!
Sasuke: It's up to you, to read it or not.
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All: NIGHTMARE AT THE MARKET OF KONOHA'S SECOND CHAPTER!
Chapter 2: Kyuubi, Jiraiya and the Hormones
They finally arrived to the Marketplace, all eyes on them.
Naruto was still holding Hinata's hand and walking with the greatest grin you could ever seen, he was glad that he came to meet such a good friend as Hinata. He was glad that he meet her and that they came to be such great friends and he was even starting to take serious all the silly things he said to her 3 years ago.
Hinata on the other hand, was blushing (as always), thinking that Naruto was starting to get serious on their relationship and maybe he wanted to take it to the 'next step'.
As they hit the Marketplace, a surprise no one was expecting, greeted our two lovebirds… and that was… Naruto's sensei… the Ero-senin, Jiraiya!
"Oi! My pupil finally got a hottie for himself! I can't believe what my eyes are seeing!" he yelled and ran towards Naruto giving him a bone-crushing hug. "FINALLY! I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD FOLLOW MY STEPS! I'm so proud of you! Now! OFF TO HAVE MORE UZUMAKIS!"
"Ero… senin… You… are leaving me… breathless…" Naruto said gasping for air as his sensei let go of him. "What was that for, you pervert!" Naruto yelled as he started to cough. "You almost kill me back there!"
"I'm just so proud to see that my pupil found a hottie for himself! And best of all… it is no other girl than Hinata Hyuuga! One of the must beautiful, gorgeous, kind yet powerful girls around town!" Jiraiya finished as tears slid down his face.
"SHUT UP! She's not my girlfriend! We're just… good friends! Yeah, that's it, dattebayo!" Naruto yelled with a shade of red going up to his cheeks.
"Right… Is that what you really want? Be good friends, you twerp?" asked an echoed voice from deep within Naruto.
"Kyuubi! Shut up, you dog minded fox!" Naruto scolded the great Nine Tail Demon Fox.
"No offense taken! Anyways twerp… You know that you're already 17 years old… Damn it! 17 years living in the body of this failure…" Kyuubi said with a sigh.
"HEY! What's that supposed to mean!" Naruto barked back.
"The truth… Never mind that… As I was saying, you already know that you're 17."
"So?" Naruto asked scratching the back of his head.
"You know… I can feel the hormones getting wild here! They're even throwing a party! You know? Too much cheese to keep inside?" Kyuubi told Naruto with sarcasm pouring out of his voice.
"And here I thought Jiraiya was the worst pervert on Earth…" Naruto sighed as he saw Jiraiya taking notes into his hentai book.
"What you writing now, Ero-senin?" Naruto asked as Jiraiya took him from an ear, forgetting of his book. "Itai…"
"I told you to not call me by that name, you damn brat!" Jiraiya scolded him in front of Hinata, and then got back to his writing as blood started to come out of his nose.
"Urgh! That's grose! Ero-senin… Just… what the hell are you writing about? Is that what I think it is?" Naruto asked as his sensei smirked (blood still pouring out of his nose). "Yeah, that IS, what I think it is."
"N-Naruto-kun…" Hinata whispered as Naruto looked at her.
"Right… Ero-senin, I'm leaving!" he said waving good-bye to his perverted sensei and taking Hinata's hand once again. "Why does everyone out here think we're a couple?"
"M-Maybe because we're holding hands?" She asked as Naruto looked at her and blushed.
A/Q: Is he such a moron?
"OH! Sorry… did it upset you?" Naruto asked as Hinata blushed and shook her head. "Then… I guess it's alright!"
"Too much hormones here! Gotta get them out, twerp!" Kyuubi came back to the scene as Naruto just growled. "Not that way, you moron! That's the way you let out stress, not the cheese that these hormones are creating! MAN! THIS IS WORST THAN BEING IN THE KRAFT CHEESE MANUFACTURING FABRIC! There's cheese everywhere!" Kyuubi stated as Naruto's left eye started to twitch. "Hey brat! Having a fit or something? Need some of my chakra to overcome it?"
"Just shut up, you grotto minded fox!" Naruto scolded as he was still walking with Hinata.
"Grotto, huh? A big word for a not-minded doll like you, twerp. You're a fast learner! I can see that that Iruka guy has turned out to be a great teacher. Anyways… let out the cheeeeeeeese boy! Too much stress, too much stress, too much cheese, too much cheese!" Kyuubi sang as Naruto's left eye twitched even more.
"You ok, Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked in a sweet voice.
"Yeah… Just fine." He replied as his left eye continued twitching thanks to Kyuubi's song.
"Hey twerp!" No response from Naruto's part. "Twerp! I'm still here y'know?"
"What now Kyuubi?" Naruto asked tired of his singing and his little 'advices'.
"Remember to buy some condoms at the Marketplace! For the cheeeeeese thingy!" Kyuubi finished laughing off.
"Shut the Fuck up already! You're driving me mad! Fall asleep!" Naruto scolded the red kitsune and stopped at the grocery store.
"Dear Hokages! It's food! Everywhere I look! There's food everywhere!" He yelled starting to bounce up and down, as the moron he was, Hinata staring at him in shock. "Come on Hinata!" Naruto yelled taking Hinata with him and entering the grocery store.
"N-Naruto-kun! Take it easy! W-We still have all day!" she remarked to the blonde who was smiling as his eyes turned into big blue hearts.
"Meatballs… Rice balls… Pasta… Milk… Ramen… RAMEN!" he yelled taking lots of Ramen boxes with him. "This is heaven!" he yelled taking lots of food with him.
Some minutes later, Naruto was carrying lots of food bags. Things like potatoes chips, lots of milk boxes, water bottles, fruits, candies and of course ramen could be seen.
"Think that's all Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked looking at the grinning boy who was walking beside her.
"Yup! Thank you so much, Hinata! You're the GREATEST friend I've ever met!" he said kissing her at the cheek and taking her hand. "Where to now?"
"Well… We weren't finished here…" She said taking Naruto to the cleaning products area. "Let's buy some products so that we can clean up that apartment of yours." Hinata said as Naruto blinked… and blinked again… and again… and again.
"S-Sure!" Naruto replied as he saw her taking lots of products with her and then dropping by the cashier.
"Hey twerp!" Kyuubi once again, made it into the scene.
"What do you want now?"
"Did you buy the condoms?"
"ARGH! SHUT UP!" Naruto scolded the demon fox as Hinata got to his side.
"Shall we?" she asked smiling at the boy as they got outside and found Tsunade, Shikamaru and Temari walking towards them.
"NARUTO!" yelled the Fifth Hokage. "How you been, moron?"
"Tsunade baa-chan!" he yelled back to the woman as she stared daggers at him. "Same as ever, granny… same as ever."
"How troublesome…" Shikamaru sighed and shrugged as he saw Naruto's reaction.
"So… you finally found yourself a cutie pie?" Tsunade asked to the blonde as he sighed for the 1000th time in this morning.
"She's not my girlfriend." He said eyeing Shikamaru and then Temari. "But our Shikamaru found himself a hot tempered blonde!" he yelled patting on Shikamaru's shoulder. "Congrats, dattebayo!"
"Why do you have to be so troublesome, Naruto?" he asked as he saw that Temari was taking out her mega super big fan.
"Eto… I was only kidding Temari! Don't take it personal!" Naruto yelled as Hinata was still looking at him. "What about you, granny Tsunade? Still not going forward to kiss the Ero-senin?" Naruto asked smiling down at the pissed off woman.
"You really know how to piss me off, kid." She replied eyes narrowing at him.
"Twerp! Look at the size of those boobs man!" Kyuubi stated as Naruto turned slightly green at the thought. "Too old for ya? Well… Stay with the Hyuuga child. I like here more."
"PERVERT!" Naruto scolded as Jiraiya appeared at the scene.
"TSUNADE!" he yelled, running arms wide open towards the woman.
"I'm so not going to kiss you." She said as the man cried, frustrated.
"Why are you so mean with me, Tsunade?"
"Because you're a pervert!" yelled the group of ninjas as the elder cried.
"And here, I was starting to admire the old man…" Kyuubi sighed and went off to train with a pencil as a kunai and a pen as a needle. "I'll be like HAKU! What did I just said? NO! THE TWERP'S INSANITY IS TAKING OVER MEEEEE!" Kyuubi snapped at himself and started to smack his head against his computer's keyboard. "How come… I have a PC! Time to meet some female kitsunes here! As for these hormones… Twerp!"
"What?"
"Too much cheeeeeeeese! Let it all out!"
"SHUT UP! I'll kill you, dattebayo!"
DONE! This is the end of my second chapter! Review and I shall update! XD