Chapter Ten
A Conclusion to a Seemingly Never Ending Story
NEW NARRATOR: Yea, honey. I told you, purple is sooo not you're color! See, this blue shirt totally looks hot on you, but-
NARRATOR: Hey, will you stop talking to your stupid boyfriend? You have a job here
NEW NARRATOR: Yea, and that is to watch you do what I'm supposed to do!
NARRATOR: Oh, god I hope you're not going to be in the sequel
NEW NARRATOR: Well, too bad for you, cause I am!
NARRATOR: Oh, god...Hey, what's you're name, anyway?
NEW NARRATOR: Kae...
NARRATOR: Oh God, KAE? I'm Hap!
NEW NARRATOR: OhMiGawd, my older sister is the other narrator! Excuse me, I have to go barf in that dark little corner there...
NARRATOR: Wow, who woulda thunk...hey, thas a funny word!...thunk...Anyway, while my sister is having emotional breakdowns-
NEW NARRATOR: Okay, I'm done! I'll start the story! Okay, we last left off as-
RAOUL: (singing) Sailing,
Sailing,
Into the sea we go
Look out for a storm
She might come up
And then the wind will BLLLLOOOWWWW!
ERIK: Oh God, SHUT UP!
STEWIE: I say, has he gone completley mad?
MEG: No, Raoul's always been like that. Don't worry about it
RON: Yea, it's the state that his mental little mind is in right now
RAOUL: Hey, did you call me mental?
CHRISTINE: (sweetly. suck up) No Raoul, he said you're special
ERIK: In more ways than one
ERIK/RON: (snicker)
CHRISTTINE: ERIK YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT, IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING FUN OF RAOUL'S MENTAL STATUS I'LL HURT YOU
ERIK: Ooh, pain, something I'm totally not accustomed to after a childhood of living with gypsies
CHRISTINE: (gives him a look worthy of death)
(awkward silence)
RAOUL: Well, this is rather boring
ERIK: Nooooo...
RAOUL: Hey, remember that time-
ERIK: Why, thas a capitol idea, my dear Raoul! Let's go take a walk down ol' memory lane!
(Erik and Raoul join hans and start skipping merrily down a happy little road with flowers and all that crap, holding baskets. Suddenly they link into the real world and see that everyone is staring awkwardly at them)
CHRISTINE: Were you two just skipping?
RAOUL: maybe
ERIK: OH, GOD I'M GOING INSANE! LIKE...HIM! (points at Raoul, who has his finger about a mile up his nose)
(suddenly a giant shark jumps up from the water and cracks their little iceberg in two. Raoul, Christine, Erik, and Carlotta are on one piece, and Harry, Ron, Stewie, Meg, and Quazi are on the other. Ooh, vhat vill become of our precious vittle hevoes? Okay, done talking like Carlotta. Read on to find out!)
HARRY: AAH, WE'RE SEPARATING! (they are drifting apart)
ERIK: No, duh
HARRY: WHAT?
ERIK: I SAID, NO DUH!
HARRY: OH, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU!
ERIK/CHRISTINE/RAOUL/CARLOTTA: WHAT?
HARRY: NEVERMIND, BYE! IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU!
MEG: AHH, CHRISTINE!
CHRISTINE: MEG!
(okay, now they floated so far apart that they can't even see each other.So we shall join Harry and his iceberg for now)
MEG: (cries)
RON: Oh, shut up. Look over there! It's an island! (they're iceberg floats toward that island, and that's where I'll stop, or for Harry's iceberg atleast. Now we join the now crazy Erik!)
CHRISTINE: (starts humming)
RAOUL: Aren't you sad that Meg's gone?
CHRISTINE: What? Oh, not really. She was annoying
ERIK: Yea, talked too much
ALL: yea
CARLOTTA: Vell, vere are ve going?
ERIK: wherever the mighty sea leads us
Fin
(Yaay...I can finally write that!)