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All: NIGHTMARE AT THE MARKET OF KONOHA'S THIRD CHAPTER!

Chapter 3: Team Gai and Some Other Idiots

Hinata and Naruto started to walk down the streets of the Marketplace as they saw a green flash passing by them. They turned to look at the green thing as the blinked, and blinked, and blinked once again.

"THAT'S IT! THE SPIRIT OF YOUTH HAS FINALLY PAID OFF! YOU'RE FASTER THAN THE WIND, LEE!" Yelled a man that was wearing spandex green clothes.

"A dwarf has escaped from Santa Claus' house!" Naruto yelled shielding behind Hinata.

"SENSEI!" Yelled another teenager who was wearing spandex green clothes.

"So… that's who they were…" Naruto sighed, as he was getting ready for the scene that was coming up.

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"SENSEI!"

Both of the shinobis hugged themselves as sunshine, water splashing on the rocks and seagulls flying on top of their heads appeared enigmatically in the background.

"GAI SENSEI!" yelled the blonde shinobi running towards the other two, leaving Hinata behind.

"Naruto! How is your youth spirit paying off lately?" the jounin asked to Naruto as the blonde just grinned.

"Well… Alright I guess, but never mind that! When are you going to give me the clothes you promised me!"

"Well. Since you've turned into quite a grown up teenager, and the spirit of youth is blossoming within you, I shall honor you with them!" The man said handing Naruto a folded cloth that he held.

"OH DEAR HOKAGES! TODAY'S THE DAY I GOT PAYED FROM ALL MY TRAINING!" Naruto said hugging the clothes and crying from happiness. "See Hinata? I got the same clothes as Gai sensei, isn't that awesome!" He asked to the kunoichi who was staring eye widened.

"Y-Yeah… I-I see that N-Naruto-kun…" she said as Naruto held up the clothes to get a nicer look.

"Hey twerp! You gonna use those clothes as condoms, right? I mean… you're not gonna wear that traumatizing clothes on you, right?" Kyuubi asked to the carrier of his soul as he saw that the blonde was getting excited every time he placed his eyes on the clothes. "FOR THE LOVE OF YONDAIME, SOMEBODY HELP ME! GET THESE HORRIBLE AND TRAUMATIZING CLOTHES OFF THE KIT'S HANDS! HE'S GONNA MAKE MY EYES BLEED IF I KEEP SEEING THAT CLOTHES! SOMEBODY HELP THIS OLD AND HELPLESS FOX TO GET RID OF THOSE CLOTHES BEFORE I END UP ENCLOSED IN A PSYCHIATRIC WARD INSIDE THIS BIG AND EMPTY HEAD!" Kyuubi said smacking his head against his computer once again.

And like an answer to his prayers, someone took the clothes from the hands of Naruto and set them afire.

"Wha? My beautiful green-spandex-clothes! ERO-SENIN! I'll behead you!" Naruto screamed crying as 4 people came into the scene.

"YES! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD! I LOVE YOU YONDAIME, EVEN THOUGH YOU LOCKED ME UP IN THIS FAILURE OF A BODY!" Kyuubi sighed and stopped the smacking and started making a happy dance like the one Zig made in 'Ice Age'.

"Still being the same idiot as ever…" came an icy and cool voice from behind Gai sensei and Rock Lee.

"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled still whipping like a little baby.

"Hmph… You're just an idiot." Sasuke said giving his back to Naruto.

Rock Lee turned around to face the 4 newcomers as he saw that one of them was his beloved Sakura.

"Oh! Such beauty has blinded my eyes! Her youth spirit has sure blossomed! She looks prettier every day that passes." Rock Lee ran towards Sakura just to worship her using the words 'Spirit of youth' in every line he spoke.

"How you been Lee?" Sakura asked to the fuzzy brows as Sasuke glared at him.

"That's what happens when you hang with Gai Sensei too much…" Neji said as he spotted Hinata with his Byakugan (not that she was THAT far away, only to make things more interesting and show off). "Aha! Found ya, Hinata-sama."

"Hyuuga… Did you have to activate that grose thing that pops veins around your eyes just to find a girl who's standing like…" Sasuke stopped and activated his Sharingan to fin Hinata was going to move about three feet away from Neji, "Like I was saying… a girl who's going to move three feet away from you?"

"Sasuke! When did you come back!" Naruto yelled running to hug Sasuke.

"Hey! Get off you dumbass…" Sasuke said struggling to pry Naruto off.

"Hinata… what are you doing here?" Asked Neji.

"N-Neji nii-san, I-I was shopping w-with Naruto-kun." She replied bowing and looking at the struggle Sasuke was pulling so that Naruto would let him go.

"Hmph… What are you going to do when your father finds out?" he asked to his cousin as she just blushed. "Thought so…"

"Don't be so harsh with her, Neji. She just wanted to have a day off. After all she's not like you, not everything's training in her world, you know?" Tenten butted into the conversation.

"Shut up…" Neji said with a slight blush in his cheeks.

"Oh… the spirit of youth is blossoming in Konoha Village! LOVE IS IN THE AIR!" Gai sensei yelled as everyone looked at him. "Even my dearest pupil is madly in love!"

Everyone there just glared at Gai sensei, well, except Lee who was too busy worshiping Sakura.

"Is he on drugs or something?" Neji whispered to Tenten who just shrugged.

"This man's on drugs! I tell you twerp! You still want to be like him? I think he has never let out any cheese in his whole life!" Kyuubi stated as Naruto just sweat dropped. "Anyways! Off to my pc! Maybe I can start to write naughty books, like Jiraiya."

"Pervert!"

"Ohh, my book's gonna be called 'NARUTO'S CHEESE PARADISE'. What do you think, brat?" Kyuubi asked as he saw Naruto's left eye twitching again. "Another fit, kit?"

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