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All: NIGHTMARE AT THE MARKET OF KONOHA'S FOURTH CHAPTER!
Chapter 4: A Genius for Many, A Pervert for Others
Naruto and Hinata kept on walking, making a mad attempt to get out of the sight of Team Gai, Sakura and Sasuke.
Naruto came with a weird sight… Jiraiya was talking with no other boy that Kankuro, as strange background music started to play. It was some kind of sticky groove that had a beat no one could ever resist, as the two of them started to make a weird dance.
Naruto and Hinata ran towards both of the dancing guys and stared at them in awe as their bodies moved in a strange way. Team Gai and the other two followed Naruto and Hinata.
"Ero-senin! What the hell is this!" Naruto yelled asking to his sensei what was the strange music about. Jiraiya, thanks to the so loud volume of the music, didn't hear anything that his pupil asked.
"Kit! This is called techno music!" Kyuubi said dancing at the beat of the music. "The song is performed by Benny Benassi and it's called 'Satisfaction'. It is one of the hits that was playing sometime ago on the radio of the author's lost land."
"Then… that means that we are FAR from lost… we're VANISHED from the face of the Earth, we didn't even know Techno music until she introduced it here!" Naruto said as he eyed the men who were dancing.
"Well… she introduced it to ME, kit!" Kyuubi snapped as Naruto quirked a brow.
"Then… who the hell made it play here?"
"Well of course it was her idea… she sent it via Internet, and then I sent it to Jiraiya, you know? He uses to carry a pc in that notebook of his. We're planning on doing some business here on Konoha, since I, The evil Nine Tailed Fox, never got to destroy the village; I'm planning on destroying it in another way! Mwahahaha! I'M EVILNESS ITSELF!" Kyuubi said as he started to make an 80's dance. "I'm evil! I'm evil! Go, go! I'm evil!" he said cheering himself.
"Right… You're so evil, you ended up having me as a container…" Naruto said as Kyuubi stopped his dance.
"Did you just used sarcasm in that sentence?" the fox asked as Naruto nodded and he burst into eternal laughter.
"What!"
"Well… heh… you see… It was because I AM evil that I ended up locked up at this body! THIS IS FRUSTRATING! A 17 YEARS OLD BOY WHO CAN'T EVEN LET OUT HIS CHEESE! PEOPLE MUST HAVE HATED ME! YONDAIME MUST HAVE HATED ME FAR FROM POSSIBLE, TO HAVE ME LOCKED UP IN THIS BODY! EVERYONE HATES ME! I'M UNLOVED! I'M LOVELESS!" Kyuubi stated as he started to cry.
"Come on, Kyuubi! I don't hate you! You've become like… in my best friend! You're always watching over me, and you keep me alive! How could I just not love you! The author of the manga wasn't that bad when he made Yondaime hate you! If he never did, we would've never met! And the author of the fic has just made a cheesy moment with us! I can't believe it! It makes me hate her! She made us huggable! She made me look more like an idiot that loves a demon fox, and has made you a lovable fox! How could you hate that?" Naruto asked as the fox started to sniff. "What's wrong now?"
"I can't believe this… PEOPLE DO LOVE ME, KIT! THEY DO! Thank you for those kind words! Maybe now I'll consider taking over your body, twerp!" Kyuubi said giggling as Naruto's left eye started with his twitching thing.
"I hate when authors make me look like this… One day… I'll have my revenge on them! ONE DAY!" Naruto said as Kyuubi sang Mariah Carey's song 'One Sweet Day'.
"ONE SWEET DAAAAAAAAAY!""Shut up, Kyuubi!" Naruto scolded the fox.
"I wasn't singing because of what you said! It was something that hit my mind, twerp!"
"Something?"
"Yeah… That one sweet day…"
"One sweet day?"
"ONE SWEET DAY YOU'LL LET OUT ALL OF YOUR CHEESEEEE!" Kyuubi mocked as he laughed as hard as he could, making Naruto forget about him and placing his mind on Jiraiya and Kankuro, who were still dancing weirdly.
"OHH! WHAT A WAY TO LET THE SPIRIT OF YOUTH BE RELEASED!" exclaimed Gai as he joined the other two making a mediocre dance.
The group stared at disgust at his dance; Naruto slapped his forehead and turned slightly green as he saw Gai dancing the way he was doing, Hinata, well, being the innocent girl she was, she just decided to look down and poke at her fingers, Neji was already throwing up his breakfast, Tenten was asking to herself if this would happen to her if she kept on spending more time with her sensei, Sasuke rolled his eyes and sighed in disgust as he looked far more disgusted at the Hyuuga genius, Sakura was looking at them in disgust, too, but what made her jaw drop to the ground was that Rock Lee decided to join his sensei.
Naruto, desperately and without noticing, clung to the other person who was begging for it to end… and it was no other than, Neji Hyuuga.
Both of the boys held themselves tightly, crying rivers as they saw Gai sensei and Lee dancing, and clutching into one another like if Neji was Naruto's life line and vice versa.
"PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF THE DEAD ONES! PLEASE STOP THIS ABHOMINATION! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY TO END THE NINJA LINE! SOMEBODY HELP US! PLEASE DO SO! HOKAGES! IF YOU'RE HEARING US! PLEASE SEND SOME HELP TO THESE HELPLESS TEENAGERS!" both of the shinobis yelled as Tsunade came in view and started to dance with them making the whole group cry this time.
"YOU GUYS ARE KILLING US!" the whole group exclaimed and stood there crying for what was something like an eternity.
"Tsunade baa-chan…" Naruto said while sobbing. "You… you've turned your back… against your village… YOU'RE A TRAITOR!" the blonde yelled smacking his head against the floor, having no effect in bringing him pain since he has a forehead protector.
"That's it… I can no longer take this!" yelled Sasuke as he stood up removing tears from his eyes. "Some people say, that if you cannot beat your enemy… you should-" he was cut off by a pleasing Sakura.
"PLEASE SASUKE! DON'T DO IT! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN!" she yelled as Sasuke glared at her.
"You're… annoying." He whispered as she clutched to his leg.
"Yeah! I know! You told be that before! Remember? Manga Vol. 1, Chap. 2, Page 22, Line number 6?" She said grinning, standing up and showing Sasuke the manga book. "Here!" the pink haired girl handed the book to Sasuke, as he took it and read.
"I see…" he said sighing and shrugging, "Then, you're FAR from annoying… You're a burden!" Sasuke said as Hinata stood up, still crying and poked his shoulder. "What?"
"W-well, you see, t-the burden here is I. M-my father always told me t-that I was a burden f-for everyone…" She said as Neji and Naruto looked at her.
"Hey brat!" Yelled Jiraiya at Naruto, who looked at him. "Tell that Kyuubi guy, that the music is awesome and that the deal is on! It's gonna be a 25 to each!" he grinned and went to his dancing.
"25 for each? You mean… there's four people supporting this business?" Tenten asked as Jiraiya nodded.
"Who's the fourth member?" Asked Naruto as Jiraiya grin got wider.
"Tsunade!" he yelled as the group fell backwards, anime style, and suddenly Naruto got up.
"TSUNADE BAA-CHAN! HOW COULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A HOKAGE! YOU'RE A SHAME FOR US ALL!" Naruto yelled as they kept on dancing and Gai sensei could be seen from five thousand miles away thanks to the blinding effect that his grin had on everyone else and his stupid dancing along with Rock Lee.
"THIS IS HELL!" the group of shinobis yelled as Kakashi, Kurenai, Shino, Kiba and Akamaru came into the scene to join the dancing party.
"K-Ka… KAKASHI SENSEI!" Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto yelled, as even more tears came out of their eyes.
Kakashi was dancing numbly; his eye was almost closed as always. Seriously, what did he have on his eye? And how could he see? I mean… he only sees with one eye and it's almost closed! Anyways!
Kakashi, as I said, was dancing numbly, his eye almost closed and was looking down at his book; Kurenai was dancing in a flirt-ish way around Kakashi and trying to get his attention out of the damn book; Shino was almost moving, as he talked to one of his little bugs; and Kiba was growling and rolling over with Akamaru like the dogs they were.
This continued for six minutes (song's length). The group had seen a light at the end of the tunnel! They were now all dry for crying so much, and Neji was starving to death thanks to his throw up thing.
Naruto stood up and sighed, drying his tears and opening his mouth to talk.
"What does this mean, Ero-senin?" the blonde asked as he took Hinata's hand.
"We're starting a new business at Konoha." The man grinned and dried the sweat that was coming down his forehead.
"A new business?" asked Tenten who was helping Neji stand up straight.
"Yes! It'll be one of a kind business!" Tsunade yelled grinning at Jiraiya.
"Oh really?" Naruto asked quirking a brow and eyeing both of the legendary senins. "Looking at the grin of both of you, it must have something to do with gambling and sexy women…"
"You got that right, brat!" Both of the senin grinned as tears of joy cascaded them way out of their eyes. "We're gonna be flirty rich!"
"It's filthy rich and… what's the business about?" Asked Sasuke, not sure if he wanted to make that question.
"It was an idea of the Nine Tailed Demon Fox…" Jiraiya said sheepishly as the group's jaws fell to the floor, "but this turned out to be a GREAT business! He really knows how to lift up the spirit of the people. He really is someone! That Yondaime must have loved you, kiddo! To give you the soul of such a genius!"
"Riiiiight…" Everyone said, as they looked awestricken by Jiraiya's comment.
"He's right there, twerp! I'm a genius!" Kyuubi said grinning as he went back to his chatting thing.
"So genius…" Naruto muttered as everyone looked at him. "I said nothing…"
"Does the business have something to do with that nasty dance you performed there?" Sakura asked as she saw that Gai hasn't stopped dancing. "Somebody, please stop him!" she exclaimed as Kakashi knocked down the man.
"There…" Team 7's sensei said as the group thanked him with a bow. "Thank you for the praising… Now please, get away and let me read." He said giving his back to the group and drifting of to 'Itcha Itcha Paradise' Land. Everyone knew he was smiling, and if his face could be seen, they all knew he had some blood coming out of his nose.
"Argh… That's a grose side of Kakashi-sensei." Naruto muttered as he saw that Kakashi turned around.
"Hey, Jiraiya!" Kakashi said getting out a fountain pen and handing it to Jiraiya. "Since you're the one who wrote this book, could you like, sign it? Pretty please?" he asked as he gave Jiraiya a puppy eye, yes, you read that right, eye because he only has one eye, the other one is under his headband.
"Ok! What should I write?" Jiraiya asked as the others stared at him in disbelief.
"Well… Let's see…" Kakashi said struggling to find some words for Jiraiya's dedication, "OK! Got them! It should say: 'To the son of the man whose strength could be compared to mine and who, if he were still alive, could be my superior. With appreciation, Jiraiya (One of the Legendary Three).'" Kakashi said finishing as he saw Jiraiya writing down.
"There!" Jiraiya handed the book to Kakashi, who let out a high-pitched squealed and hugged the book. "Read it aloud, come on!"
"Ok! It says: 'For one of the most strategic guys around Konoha Village, I'm really glad you like my books. It makes me happy to know that a truly genius can be a pervert most of the time! With affection, Jiraiya! PS: Get a life, stop reading the books and start paying attention to the hottie in read.'" Kakashi finished reading it as the entire group was laughing at him, except Kurenai who was blushing furiously.
"This is an enigma no one can solve… He's a genius for many… but for others, he's just a perv." Tsunade said as everyone fell backwards anime style.
"That is what you should call a man, twerp! He's a perv! He's a MAN!" Kyuubi said cheering in Kakashi's name as Naruto's left eye started twitching again.
"Shut up, Kyuubi. Just, shut up…" Naruto said as the screen went black.
Nya! Made another chappie! Cheers for me! Thanks to my BF for the great idea of making me make this fic!
Another thanks to my dear friend lackofname who's reviews entertain me more than writing the story! You GO GIRL! May chocolate cake rain all over you! Luv ya and take care of Kyuubi for me!
And another big thanks to a reviewer (whose name I forgot) but I'm sure she'll know who she is, for telling me that this fic turned out to be very original! And you have it girl! NaruHina fan till the end! Cheers for you!
And lots of love to every reviewer and reader! Wait for my next update, soon enough, k?
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