Chapter eleven
No break for Raoul
NARRATOR: Wait, what's going on? Isn't this story done? I thought there was a sequel already!
NEW NARRATOR: Well, shea, but that was totally the worst ending ever, so here we are
NARRATOR: So we're doing an alternative ending?
NEW NARRATOR: Yea...
NARRATOR: AND the sequel?
NEW NARRATOR: Yea...
NARRATOR: Sweet. So where'r we starting?
NEW NARRATOR: In chapter ten, right after they got split up.
NARRATOR: Yea, did you notice that Stewie just kinda dissapeared there?
NEW NARRATOR: Shea
NARRATOR: Yea. well, here's Harry Potter and the Idiots of the Iceberg chapter eleven, rising up from the dead
NEW NARRATOR: Hey, my grama did that once!
NARRATOR: Shut up, Kae
(We join Erik, Christine, Raoul, and Carlotta)
ERIK: Wait...where the hell are we?
Raoul: Yea, we was in the future
AUTHORESS: Don't ponder about that and make some laughs
ALL EXCEPT AUTHORESS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
CHRISTINE: Hey, I think I see the others over there! See, that little white dot? ( the others look, and sure enough they were there)
ERIK: Quick, row away. Maybe they didn't see us...(starts rowing away)
CHRISTINE: Erik!
(The bright light appears again (oh god what am I gonna do this time) and people appear. Those people are Gerry Butler, Emmy Rossum, Patrick Wilson, and Minnie Driver. The only reason I'm doing this is because I had another story where they meet, but it got taken down. So I'm bringing them all here)
ERIK: Oh great. Who the hell are these people?
PATRICK:(oh yea, just to tell you He looks like he did in the bonus features in the dvd, if any of you saw that. Y'know, in the making of the phantom of the Opera, where he's singing the end of Prima Donna, where he looks half decent, not foppish, and hot? Yea, like that)Where are we? HOw on earth did we get here?
GERRY: (who looks like his normal hot self) You all look slightly familiar
ERIK: Like I said before, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?
EMMY:(looks more like she did in the Day After Tomorow) I'm emmy rossum, this is-
CHRISTINE: HA!
ALL EXCEPT HER: jump
CARLOTTA: Vhat!
CHRISTINE: I told you she exists! But noooo, you didn't believe me! (starts hyperventalating)
ERIK: Christine...CHRISTINE! Slow down...what the hell are you talking about?
CHRISTINE: Okay...remember in about the middle of chapter seven, when I told you that I blame Emmy rossum for me smiling too much?
RAOUL: Ummm...
CHRISTINE: Yea, but you said that she's imaginary?
ERIK: Oh yea, I remember that!
CHRISTINE: well, SHE'S REAL! (takes Emmy's arm and waves it)
EMMY: Okay, to anyone that cares, I am seriously scared
ERIK: Anyone that cares? (looks around) Y'know what, I don't think anyone does
(oh yes I just want to make it clear that I based Erik, Chrisitne, Raoul, and Carlotta off the ones in the movie, so they look alot like Gerry, Emmy, Pat and Minnie. So yea)
GERRY: Well, Im Gerard Butler, that's emmy rossum, that's Patrick Wilson, and there's Minnie Driver
CHRISTINE AND CARLOTTA: (looks dazed at Gerry) Ooh, he's hot
EMMY AND MINNIE: I know, isn't he?
GERRY: (looks around)
CHRISTINE, EMMY, CARLOTTA AND MINNIE: (laughs)
CHRISTINE: Oh, how cute
ERIK: Grr
CHRISTINE: (goes over to Gerry)
ERIK: GRR.
CHRISTINE: Hey, so you're name's Gerard?
GERRY: Yes, infact it is
ERIK: GRR. (goes over and grabbs Christine)
MINNIE: (who looks like Carlotta, but without an extravagant hat, an overdose of makeup, and not as mean-looking)So, who are you?
CARLOTTA: Im Carlotta, this is-
PATRICK: Wait, let me guess! That's Erik or the infamous Opera Ghost, you're Chrisitine, he's Raoul, and you're Carlotta
ERIK, CHRISTINE, CARLOTTA AND RAOUL: claps
PATRICK: Yea, I'm friggin psychic
RAOUL: (goes over to Emmy) Christine, give me a break
EMMY: Um, I'm not Christine...
RAOUL: Well, of course you are!
CARLOTTA: (points to Christine) Thees ees-
CHRISTINE: (whisper) Shut up
RAOUL: GIMME A BREAK, GIMME A BREAK!
EMMY: I DON'T HAVE A BREAK!
RAOUL: I WANNA BREAK!
EMMY: How about YOU give ME a break!
RAOUL: (curls up on the ground and cries)
EMMY: Well, that right there was disturbing
ERIK: Preach it, sister