Heyo! It's been a long time since I last updated, but here I am again! As for the disclaimer, I'll have Genma doing it, since Kishimoto didn't gave him enough screen time, I'll have him in this chap's disclaimer!

Genma: BlooDy-MaY doesn't own anything from Naruto, well… she does OWN some pics and drawings, but nothing else!

Naruto: This time the thanks are for BM's boyfriend: Thanks for the ideas for the fic, man! And LON! The first and faithful reviewer! That's all people!

ALL: Dattebayo Productions present: NIGHTMARE AT THE MARKET OF KONOHA'S FIFTH CHAPTER!

Chapter 5: Men's Nature

Naruto took Hinata and kept on walking through Konoha as the group was still following them, the only difference now, was they were carrying an unconscious Gai around town as Kakashi kept on reading his 'Itcha Itcha Paradise' book, Kurenai was sending him flirting glances that went unnoticed by the almost blind guy (Yeah… almost blind, cuz he only sees through one eye and it's almost closed anyways), Shino was talking to a bug he came to find in the road and Kiba and Akamaru kept on growling at the beat of the music mentioned in the previous chapter.

Naruto made a sudden stop along with Hinata, and turned around to face the group, as they all looked at him in awe.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL DOING!" the blonde ninja screamed as Lee, Tenten, Sakura, Kurenai and Sasuke blinked a few times and shrugged. Naruto slapped his forehead and rolled his eyes, "Why do you keep following us?"

"I ain't following you," Kakashi said, eye still in his book, "You just happen to be in my way. You see, I was heading towards the bridge, and it is this way you see, and since life is so complicated, I decided to play along with it."

Rock Lee, Tenten and Neji dropped the unconscious Gai at the road and Kakashi, thinking it was a safe place to sit, didn't hesitate to do so, just for everyone dismay.

"Can't he just for once forget about the goddamn book?" Kurenai asked helplessly as the group shook their head and she sighed. "He didn't even pay attention to the advice of the Senin…" she finished and eyed Kakashi hopelessly.

"OK! Hinata, let's go!" Naruto said taking her hand and starting to move forward with her and all the packages they were carrying. Kakashi stood up, letting Tenten, Lee and Neji grab the unconscious Gai and drag him with them, Sakura was clinging to Sasuke as he just ignored her, Kurenai sighed and started to walk the sexiest way she could to get Kakashi's attention (ending up in failure of course), Kiba and Akamaru kept on growling and Shino was still talking to the same bug.

"STOP FOLLOWING US!" Naruto yelled to the top of his lungs as everyone stared back at him except of Shino, of course.

Why Shino?

Well, does he even care when something revolves around Naruto?

Nope.

Does he care when Naruto yells something?

Nope.

Does he even bother to look up to a boy who's always craving for more attention?

Nope.

Does he even cares about anyone who aren't his goddamn bugs, Hinata, Kiba or Kurenai?

NOPE! The latest three are an exception… I think he doesn't care about them as much as he cares for his bugs.

Thank you! It seems you all got my point!

Naruto looked up to the creepy guy and quirked a brow; he then moved to him and poked him in his shoulder getting no response, "Hey Shino! I can see that you are the only one who aren't paying attention. May I ask why?" Naruto asked as the boy didn't even moved an inch to answer him.

"Naruto… Can't you see I'm busy?" he said as Naruto's eye brows lifted and looked for sign that showed he was busy.

"Right… What are you doing, Shino? I don't see you're THAT busy…" Naruto scoffed as the creepy teen sighed.

"I'm registering a new member to my club…" he said as Naruto's eyes widened and he backed a little.

"You have a club too! Like the pervy-sage! You must be shitting me! YOU'RE A CREEPY PERVERT, SHINO!" Naruto ran as fast as he could, to move just like… 6 inches away from Shino and hide behind Hinata.

"N-Naruto…" Hinata whispered as she saw Naruto trembling and rocking himself back and forth as he sat at the floor hugging himself.

"There are lots of perverts around here… The Ero-senin know as the 'pervy sage' or the 'open pervert'… The 'closet pervert', better know as Ebisu… Iruka-sensei… Kakashi-sensei… Old Man Hokage, may he rest in peace… SO many… I must not become one…I must not become one of them… I must not become one of them… I must not… I must not… I must not…" Naruto whispered to the thin air, voice hoarse and eyes widened.

"You must become one, twerp! You must become one! You must become one!" Kyuubi whispered into one of the corners of Naruto's empty head as Sasuke entered in their realm like he did while he was fighting Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato at Orochimaru's lair.

"The perverted kitsune's back!" Sasuke said sarcastically as Kyuubi looked at him and took a pen into his… erm… fangs?

"Look here pretty boy! Drop dead if you don't want to become my food for today, and I'm really starving… I haven't ate once since the Yondaime sealed me up here." Kyuubi said eyeing the boy.

"Shut up… It's not like if you could do me something with that seal over there." Sasuke pointed to the bars that were locking Kyuubi.

Kyuubi looked a bit disappointed but suddenly smirked (If he can do that), "You're right boy… but you're no match for my strength, chakra, nor speed…" Kyuubi had indeed pointed something that was truth.

"And you still forgetting that you're sealed up, useless kitsune…" Sasuke said smirking down at Kyuubi, as the late one threw the pen and it missed Sasuke by an inch purposely.

"You were saying?" Kyuubi asked as he went back to his pc and was now trying to get some female kitsunes as sadistic, greedy, witty and perverted as him. "Everything here is pure dull… Hey, kid! Do you know any site where I can find sadistic, witty, greedy and perverted kitsunes?"

"Kitsunes don't use to have a pc… I really wonder sometimes the IQ of the author. Or at least her mental age… She knows how to make things an enigma." Sasuke said as he sighed and eyed a hopeless and shacking Naruto sobbing and rocking back and forth at one corner of his mind. "Hey, old kitsune!" Sasuke yelled as he saw that Kyuubi's eyes lit up more red than normal and watching as Kyuubi got this time a BIC Mechanic Pencil, Lead #7 and throw it at him, scratching the surface of his beautiful and pale skin. "Sorry about that…" Sasuke said as he massaged the bruise, "Anyways… What's wrong with Naruto?"

"Ahh, the twerp… He keeps saying that he doesn't wanna become a pervert, just as his two senseis… Man.. you must call them MEN! They're the MEN of Konoha! They just know about everything that has to be done!" Kyuubi said grinning sheepishly as Sasuke rolled his eyes and left. "I still wonder… How does he gets here? Does he has that Jutsu that the blonde that always throws bitch fits has? What was it called again?…… Forget it. Since there are no kitsunes here… Maybe now I'll start training to be like Haku…" Kyuubi said, his eyes widening as he figured out what he said and going to abruptly smash his head against his pc's monitor.

"N-Naruto… W-What's wrong?" Hinata asked leaning over the boy and shaking him slightly as Naruto's eyes widened by the slight touch of Hinata.

"No can do… Me cannot become one of these perverts… Now Shino's the freaky-bug-creep-pervert… What would the say about me if I become one of them?" he asked to Hinata as she quirked a brow and laughed nervously, "They would call me the foxy-pervert! THAT CANNOT BE POSSIBLE! A soon-to-be Hokage, being a pervert! NO! I resign to be like that!" the blonde yelled as he stood up making everyone look at him oddly.

"N-Naruto?" Hinata asked to the boy as she saw that he quickly grabbed his stuff and took her hand, "A-Are you alri-" she was cut of by Naruto's sudden running. "S-Slow down, Naruto-kun!" Hinata tried to calm down Naruto but the boy was running as if Orochimaru and the whole Akatsuki organization was running behind him, disappearing into the horizon as the group stood behind.

Kakashi was still looking at his book, sitted on top of Gai sensei who was starting to come around, Shino was still registering the new member to his group as Kurenai and the rest of the group watched as the cloud of dirt that was the only trace of Naruto disappeared into thin air. The group blinked, and blinked again, and again, and again.

"Could some one explain me… What the hell is wrong with Naruto?" Sakura asked looking oddly at Sasuke who was smirking by now.

"He has reprised feelings. That's all." Sasuke said taking his hands to his pockets and starting to walk.

"Wait for me Sasuke!" Sakura yelled as the boy glared at her and sighed, she being the bitch she is, ignored the things he did and tagged along with him and his walk.

"Sometimes… Girls don't understand a man's nature…" Neji said sighing and starting to walk in the same direction that Naruto was and the others decided to follow him as well.
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