Chapter twelve
No break for Raoul or emmy
Minnie: Oh gosh, it's cold here
Erik: No duh, it's Antarctica
RAoul: God, ERIK! Why do you have to be so mean to everybody?
Christine: Yeah, they're just stating the obvious
Erik: (sobs) Don't blame me! I was raised that way! (goes off into a corner of the iceberg)
CHristine: Oh, poor Erik (goes over to comfort him)
Emmy: Um, yess...poor Erik (Also goes over to comfort him)
Christine: HEY, STAY AWAY! ERIK'S MINE!
Erik: (happily) I am?
CHRISTINE: YES, HE'S MINE, AND YOU STAY WITH YOUR GERRY!
Emmy: (looks over at Gerry) Can't I be entitled to have both?
Christine: Well, then can I have both?
Emmy: (shakes head)
Christine: WELL, then... NO.
Emmy: (does that super ninja move that you always see on tv) hwaaaa...
Christine: (does another superninja move that you see on tv) hissss...
Raoul: Ooh, girl on girl action
PAt: Y'know, Raoul and I are here, and we are also men
Emmy/Christine: (still doing that ninja thang that was goin on there)
PAt: Well then, fine. Who cares about you anyway.
Erik: (looks at chris then at emmy) Y'know what, I don't care who wins, as long as I get some
Christine/Emmy: (starts fighting ninja-style. Christine wins)
Emmy: Dizz-amn
Christine: Ha. HA! (goes over to erik and gerry and hugz them)
Carlotta: Congradulations, oo beet oor eemaginary friend
Christine/emmy: She's/I'm not imaginary!
Erik/gerry: O yes she/you is/are!
Emmy:Well, fine then! I'll go to where I feel loved. (looks around. Everyone backs away from her except for Raoul, who's just kinda zonin out there) (goes over to him)
Raoul: Whuzzazuzzuzuh? Christine love Raoul again? Yaaaayy...
Emmy: (kisses him) we all know that Raoul is better than Erik
Carlotta: Ummm...
Christine: Shut up, we'll let her learn on her own. Oh wait i forgot I had these (pulls out kit kat bars from underneath her dress. Hey, those are big ass dresses, you know!) Who wants a break?
Everyone else: I DO!
Christine: Okay, one for you, one for you, one for you, one for you, and one for you
Raoul: But Cwistine, you forgot about me
Emmy: Yeah, and I guess I don't exist here, either
Erik: (sarcastically) Oh, Christine! Did you forget about the fop and foppess? Well, how could you! Give them some chocolate this instant!
Raoul: Why, thank you Erik for appreciating the fop and foppess. Hey, wait a second...(blanks out) (points at Emmy) Haha, you're a foppess!
Emmy: Well, you're a fop
Raoul: (ponders the complicated words that have just come out of Chris-I mean Emmy, shut up thats what I said! Anyway, ponders the complicated words that have just come out of EMMY'S mouth) Hhahah! I'm a fop! I'll bet you wish you were a fop!
Emmy: Actually, I don't
Raoul: (blanks out again) CHRISTINE, YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A BREAK! (Starts to attack emmy ape-style)
Emmy: If I'm christine, then who's that? (points to Christine)
Raoul: Emmy Rossum
Minie: You know, I think we're acting like it's not about 150 degrees below.
Erik: You stated that it was cold in the beginning of this chapter
Minnie: Yes, and I will end it like that, too. It's cold.
(and there was silence, except for raoul going all ape on emmy's ass, (courtesy to Aha, and no, not the thing that you did to Ricky, that was NINJA on his ass, not ape) until...
Carlotta: I DEED A JEEG!
Erik: WHO CARES! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF THE FRIGGIN CHAPTER!
Carlotta: Don't mess weeth a girl who deed a jeeg
Emmy: Raoul's still going all ape on me, and I wouldn't like to end this chapter freaked out by this man, like I did the last one.
Minnie: Then we shall end it with me saying this: It's cold here