Chapter thirteen
NARRATOR#2: Y'all know where we were.
ERIK: Well, it's beginning to get dark again. Hopefully no supposed Phantom driven insane will attempt to drown anyone in the shadows...
RAOUL: And hopefully no hungry Raoul will eat Christine 'cause she didn't give him a break
ERIK: You idiot, I was trying to make a threat...suggesting I would really do it!
RAOUL: WELL, SO WAS I! GOD, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
ALL: (stare at him)
RAOUL: What? I can be a cannibal if I want! Watch! (takes Pat and starts eating his arm)
PAT: AAAH! AAAAA, GOD! AA GOD HELP ME! AAAAHH GOD!
RAOUL: Yummers. Tastes like chicken.
CARLOTTA: I vonder vhat 'oo taste like
RAOUL: Yeah, I wonder. (Bites himself) Mmm, also tastes like chicken
ERIK: (high fives carlotta)
EMMY: Hey, stop tricking my boyfriend!
CHRISTINE: Oh, so now he's your boyfriend again?
ERIK: Oh, yay. Are you girls gonna have another fight? Those are hot
EMMY: MAYBE WE ARE!
CHRSTINE: YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU!
EMMY: (sarcastically sobbing) You don't have to say it like that!
RAOUL: (glares at Christine)Hey, Emmy, don't make my girlfriend cry!
ALL: (stare at him...again)
CHRISTINE: (goes over and whispers to Emmy, who nods)
EMMY: Okay, Raoul. I won't make your girlfriend cry
RAOUL: (looks around) Whuzzazuzuzuh?
CHRISTINE: (shovs Emmy) God, Emmy! Stop making me cry! Can't you see I'm sobbing over here?
RAOUL: (ponders a moment) Can I have both of you do me, then?
CHRISTINE/EMMY(heehee...alphabetical order): NO