Chapter 14
NARRATOR: Okay, tihs is all getting incredibly repetative. AUTHOREsS?
ME: Yuppers?
NARRATOR: How bout putting in your new obsession?
ME:D OMG WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!
(bright light appears again, and BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG comes out YAYAYA! GO GREEN DAY!)
BILLIE JOE: What the f-
RAOUL: WAAAH IM SO CONFUZZLED AND NOW NEW PEOPLES ARE COMING AND BAD LANGUAGE MAKES RAOUL MAAAAAAAAADD!
ERIK: Shitty shitty damn ass faggot
RAOUL:...WAAAAAH!
EMMY: (to Billie Joe) OOHH OOH CAN YOU SING MINORITY?
BILLIE JOE: Sure babe (brings out a guitart and starts singing)
I WANNA BE THE MINORITY
I DON'T NEED YOWR AUTHORITY
DOWN WITH THE MORAL MAJORITY CAUSE...
CARLOTTA: (happens to be singing along with him)
EVERYONE ELsE: (stares at her)
CARLOTTA: Vhat?
ERIK: You know, it is getting rather crowded on this small iceberg...we probably shall have to toss some people off, like y'know, a sacrifice to the great gods or something...
ALL: (stares at Raoul and Emmy)
RAOUL: pointes at Emmy
Emmy: (points at Raoul)
MINNIE: I don't think the gods'll want them, they may intoxicate everyone
RAOUL: With our idiogeniousity?
ERIK:...exACTLY...
RAOUL: I'm hungry. I'll help us clear the ice off. (grabs Pat and eats him)
CHRIsTINE: (shriek) aAA GOD WE DON'T HAVE TO RESULT TO CANNIBALISM
ERIK: (to Billie Joe) Shall we kill all the fags that don't agree (If u don't get it listen to Holiday)
BILLIE JOE: Hell yah
CHRIsTINE: AAAAH GOD WE MUST RESULT TO CANNIBaLISM
BILLY JOE: Hell yah
(they hear a shout coming from like somewhere far away. They look and see the other iceberg)
MEG: CHRIsTINE! CHRISTINE IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE Yoooh, who's the hot guy?
ERIK: O god just row away, pretend like we didn't see them...
BILLIY JOE: Hey babe
CHRIsTINE: (muttering) Yeah great to see you too, whore
MEG: (gasps) O no you didn't!
ERIK: OOH, you gonna get in another bitch fight? Here Emmy join them. (shovs emmy towards them) Lets throw some Minnie in there, too(shovs Minnie)
CARLOTTA: Vhat about me? Again...
RON: You've got top be kidding me. Who are all they?
GERRY: I'm Gerard Butler, that's Minnie Driver and Emmy Rossum, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the remains of Patrick Wilson
HARRY: Why just the remains?
GERRY: (stares at Raoul)
HARRY: Oh, I see...
ERIK: What happened to that baby...Stewie?
RON: went insane and jumped
MINNIE: Eh, it happenes...
AUTHORESS: Okay, um I don't want my obsession to get harmed in any way/shape/or form, so...
(Billie Joe dissapears)
MEG: Awww...I liked him...
(Quazi stared sadly up at her)
RAOUL: It's okay ugly man, I still love you (tries to hug him)
QUAZI:(backs away scared)
EVERYONE: (stares at Raoul)