Hedgehog Day
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Sonic and associated characters, nor Q and associated characters, nor the movie this is a parody of.
A/N: The parody doesn't really show until next chapter. ALSO: I know I can't type the accents, so I won't even try.
"Wake up, Sonic!"
"5 more minutes," grumbled the groggy blue hedgehog. "Sonic, time is of the essence if our plan is going to work today!" said Sally, shaking him. "I'm up, I'm up," said Sonic. He got out of bed. "You really think this'll work, Sal?" "Have my plans ever NOT worked?" she replied. "Good point," Sonic answered. They gathered the others, and went over the plan. "So, Antoine, Rotor you sneak to the back of his base to climb into an air duct. Sonic and I will distract Robotnik and his SWAT bots up front." "What do I do?" asked Bunny. "You," replied Sally, "go through the top with Tails. When we get to the center, we'll have Robotnik surrounded." "Sounds great, Sal!" said Sonic. None of them was aware of the hidden microphone caught on Antoine's shirt. They would never know what was coming.
A super being watched them from a distance. "How sad they shall be caught," he thought, "That blue one reminds me of myself."
Sonic and Sally looked at the edge of Robotropolis. "Let's do it to it!" they said to each other. Sonic raced out into the open. He was surrounded by SWAT bots that appeared out of nowhere. Robotnik walked up behind Sally and grabbed her. "Bravo, hedgehog! You played right into my hands! And now, to add to your defeat, I have in my hands the weapon that will kill Sally Acorn." He held an odd looking dagger. He jabbed the weapon straight through her chest. "SONIC!" She called his name with her last breath. "This is a warning. Cease and desist, or worse things will happen," said Robotnik after a maniacal laugh. Then Robotnik and the SWAT bots disappeared as quickly as they appeared. Sonic ran to where Sally's body lay. He picked her body up, and ran to warn the others. That night, they planned a funeral. Before he cried himself to sleep, Sonic's only thought was "Why?".
