"Yo Naruto, over here," motioning to Naruto, Faith made sure to stay in the shadows. "Today's Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, and the kid's so shy his fangirls are going to catch dust. SO I thought that we'd help him along," Faith started briefing Naruto on Operation Sasuke's Love Life. "Here's the plan, you know that transformation jutsu they taught us?..."

"Henke," (a.n. is that the word?) Faith, well, actually Sasuke said. "How do I look?"

"HAHA. PERFECT. You're the best, Faith."

"Ok, well he often comes down this road to pick up bread in the morning, so you gotta watch my back, ok?" Good thing I picked Ino. I had a feeling Naruto was crushing on Sakura. Hehe. Strutting up to Ino's front door in an overly exaggerated cool guy walk, Faith/Sasuke fixed her/his hair and knocked on the door.

"Ohayo," Ino's mother answered the door. Apparently, Ino was still fixing her hair in the background.

"Ohayo, I'm looking for Ino-san," Faith/Sasuke said with a flashy smile. He's so cute when smiles. Note to self, must make Sasuke smile more.

"Oh! Okay! Sweetie pie! There's a boy here looking for you! Honey! Hallooooo, sleepy head!..."

Ino started and sprinted to cut her mom off. With a huge smile stretching across her face, Ino turned to the Sasuke in her doorway, "Sasuke-kun! Good morningggg!" Then she quickly turned around and made hand motions at an inquisitive mother while hissing, "Go away, mom. No. no. just go!"

"Ino-san, I was wondering if you would like to go out with me today. Its my birthday." –insert cute smile here-

"Uh-hun. Yes. Yah. I will. Ok." HAH! Take THAT, forehead girl and new girl.

"Ok, then. Can you meet me at my house tonight at seven?"

"Of course!" I have to wait til seven?

"Great! See you then," Faith/Sasuke turned and cool-guy-strutted back to Naruto's hiding spot before dropping the disguise and nearly dying of laughter. What could be better than plotting against your best friend with your other best friend? "Wow, it's past noon. I gotta go, Naruto. Still have to buy fish and Sasuke's present," she said as she took off. "Hey, maybe I could use the fish as Sasuke's present. Nah, he'll think I'm cheap…I could put his present in the fish…HAHA."

A.N. yeah, I messed with Sasuke's history. Cuz his family was killed when he was like seven or something in the series, right? Well, it is my fanfic.

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