Hedgehog Day
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Sonic and associated characters, nor Q and associated characters, nor the movie this is a parody of.
A/N: This has become less of a parody and more of a reimagining, a la the Just Imagine, Stan Lee creates series.
"Sonic, we can't go by your hunch!" said Sally. "Fine, Sal, we do it YOUR way," said Sally
Sonic and Sally looked at the edge of Robotropolis. "Let's do it to it!" they said to each other. "I hope my plan works," thought Sonic as he raced out into the open. He was surrounded by SWAT bots that appeared out of nowhere. Robotnik walked up behind Sally and grabbed her. "Bravo, hedgehog! You played right into my hands! And now, to add to your defeat, I have in my hands the weapon that will kill Sally Acorn." "WAIT!" yelled Sonic. "I propose a deal," he said, "My surrender for her life." "Hmm..." said Robotnik, weighing the pros and cons, "No tricks?" "No tricks," assured Sonic, "Just let her go." "Don't give your life for mine Sonic," screamed Sally, "I'm not worth it!" "SWAT bots, chain the hedgehog! Princess, you're free to go, for now, anyway" said Robotnik. "What?" Sally said, "YOU, keep a deal?" "I'll deal with you later," he said, "SWAT bots, activate the portable roboticizer." Sally shrieked in horror as she watched her closest friend, nay, her true love turned into a mindless machine. "Sonic, KILL HER!" said Robotnik. "Affirmative," said the roboticized Sonic. "Note that I didn't say HOW MUCH later, Princess," added Robotnik. Her last words as Sonic's metal hand closed around her neck, were "You will pay."