Hedgehog Day
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Sonic and associated characters, nor Q and associated characters, nor the movie this is a parody of.
"Q, will you let us in on the game?" asked Picard. "Let us keep knowledge of the previous day?" "I will, if you promise not to work against Sonic," responded the Trickster God. "Make it so," said Picard.
The rest of the day was very uneventful.
Captain's log.
Stardate: 48169.5. Again.
We are still in orbit around a small pre-first contact blue-green planet named Mobius. We are stuck in a time loop. We are the few who Q has permitted to know it. We have recaptured a Romulan who has been trading technology with the native lifeforms. Data is poring over all Starfleet law to look for a scapegoat so that we may make contact.
End Captain's log.
"Wake up, Sonic!"
Sonic woke with a start. "Oh man, I can't believe I did that," he thought. "Hurry up, time is of the essence if our plan is to work," she said. Sonic's thoughts raced, trying to come up with a plan. He walked out. The overview of the plan went as usual, and they were off. However, today was different. Today, he was sure he would win. He raced out, and before the SWATbots could decloak he was back to where Sally stood. Robotnik decloaked and grabbed Sally "Bravo, hedgehog! You played right into my hands! And now, to add to your defeat, I have in my hands the weapon that will kill Sally Acorn." He held an odd looking dagger. Sonic quickly pushed her out of the way, and took the death meant for her. "SONIC!" She called his name as she watched with horror. "This is a warning. Cease and desist, or worse things will happen," said Robotnik after a maniacal laugh. Then Robotnik and the SWAT bots disappeared as quickly as they appeared. Sally crouched over his body and went to warn the others.