Well, mommaleasey, the alleged goddess of glue, and I have been exchanging some insane e-mails lately, and this is what came from them. So I decided to post it here. But before you read this,read mommaleasey's story "Mini Armada"! Tis hilarious! Also this has alot to do with this. . .
Words in boldare mommaleasey's, and the regular are mine, because I am just not cool enough for bold. Such is the story of my life.
Why do I always feel a need to explain everything?
Zim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE TRICKED YOU INTO REVIEWING FOR ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I RULE YOU HUMAN! For I am-ZIM! IN DISGIUSE ON THE INTERNET!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pinky: I am very upset that you tricked me, Zim. But now that I'm actually talking to you. . . what's it like being an Irken? Is it really a true statement that it's not easy being green, or has Kermit the frog been lying to us this whole time?
Zim: KERMIT? What is this KERMIT you speak of human?
Con:Kermit is a retarded puppet with bad taste in woman. Miss Piggy is UGLY! Not like the wondrous TAK in the least.
Zim:Begone with you! I have had enough your snack related rock jokes!
Pinky:I haven't been eating rocks or snacks.
Zim:LIAR!
Pinky: You dare call me a liar Zim!
Zim: THAT I DO!
Pinky:. . . (shrugs). . . okay. . . OMG! It's Con! HI CON! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!...I think. . . (waves arms around in frantic motion) (gets hit by a bus. . .that. . .drove through. . .my house. . .)
Con:HOLY SHIT! A bus went THROUGH your FLIPPIN house! THROUGH YOUR HOUSE!
...Want an autograph?
Pinky:Yes.
Con:Gives autograph have a nice day! Kill any Irkens you see: )
Zim:This is NONSENSE! Zim needs no IRKEN KIILING HUMAN! Zim needs...well, food actually. I'm huuuuuuuuuuungry! Pinky:Aww...Is the baby in your belly hungry?
Zim:NO! (insert blush emoticon here) And mommaleaseys smileys SUCK!
Pinky: I have Con's autograph! This is the happiest day of my life! If only I wasn't paralyzed from the bus-incident, I would soooo be dancing for joy! . . . Zim! Dance in my place!
Zim: NEVER! (le twitch)
Pinky: (stares him down) (pulls out remote control) (demonically) You will dance for me! (pushes button as screechy horror music plays in the background) (remote control explodes) (so does Pinky)
Zim: HA! FOOLISH HUMAN! UNABLE TO CONTROL ZIM- (explodes)
(so does the rest of the world) (except Con)
Con:. . . dammit. . .
Con: DAMMIT! I'm STILL ALIVE! wait..if Zim exploded...PINKY KILLED A SMEET! OMG!
Pinky:I am pinky's Zombie! RAWR!
Con: Are you gonna suck out my brain?
Pinky: NO! I seek a preview of the next chapter!
Con: Well, a cultist Snail is in it. He likes brains. Oh yeah...BRAINS!
Pinky:...what?
Pinky: Wait. . . but you're a brain, Con! (clings to him) Omg, you're gonna die!
Con:. . . if I had eyes, I would be crying tears of joy.
Pinky: Unless he only like the fleshy, squishy kind.
Con: . . . (explodes)
Pinky: OO Omg. . . he's dead. . .
Dead Con: Finally!
Zim:(popping out of no where) I'm back to life! And because this blasted smeet is jumbling my usually cold, hard emotions into some strange sort of generous compassion, Zim will bring anyone whoever exploded back to life, using THIS! (holds up a celery stalk over his head)
Pinky: But that's celery.
Zim: SILENCE! (devours celery)
(somehow, everyone comes back to life)
The world: Yay for Zim!
Con: DAMN YOU ZIM!
Zim: (sniffs) I changed my mind, I want you all dead. . . (runs in room, crying) (eats ice cream to soothe his pain) (pokes his stomach) I am so fat. . . (sniffs)
Pinky:Your not fat Zim! Just Preggy! Besides, if you think your fat, why would you eat Ice cream? And how did you bring the world back with celery?
Zim:DON'T CALL ME FAT HUMAN! snifs
Pinky:How did you sniff without a nose?
Con:HEY! The celery is back! and it wasn't celery! It was Tallest Red!
Red:Why am I here?
mommaleasey:Cause, Your hot. You were always my fetish!
Red:EW! I can't believe a stupid human thinks im hot. I mean it's cool, but your 14. I don't wanna be a pediphile!
Zim:IM GOING INTO LABOR!
Everyone else: GASP!
Pinky: Omg Red, you are pretty hot. . . but why were you disguised as celery?
Red: Whoever said anything about a disguise? (he's secretly celery. . . tis a secret)
Zim: I SAID I'M GOING IN TO LABOR!
Red and Pinky: . . . oh. . .yeah. . . right. . . OMG LABOR!
mommaleasey: Le gasp! Okay Zim. . . deep breaths okay. . . ?
Zim: (is in labor pain) (sad, sad)
Con: (cackles at Zim's expense)
mommaleasey: (throws shoe at him) Silence! (le spaz) Zim. . . you okay. . .?
Zim: (strained) You. . . you did this to me!
Pinky, Red and Con: mommaleasey's the daddy!
Red: Cut him open!
mommaleasey: I will! cut's Zim open HEY THERES JUST A CENCOR BAR HERE!
pinky: You can't show the baby. It will be born in ch. 6 of Mini Armada.
you didn't want to spoil it.
mommaleasey: Yeah...I'm gonna make out with Red!
Red: YAY!
END
It's over. Go away.
NO WAIT! COME BACK! I . . .I LOVE YOU!
No wait, I changed my mind. . .
I don't. But review anyway!