Hedgehog Day
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Sonic and associated characters, nor Q and associated characters, nor the movie this is a parody of.
Meanwhile, in the lounge section of Ten Forward…
"Hello," said Data. "Hi," said Rotor, "Who are you?" "I am Data. I am an android. I am similar to a robot, except I am a sentient being, so I control my life," he replied. "Wow," said Rotor, "Not even Robotnik has stuff that advanced!" "Robotnik?" said Data, slightly tilting his head. "He's an evil dictator on my planet. He wants to expand his empire of Robotropolis to cover all of Mobius. He has no concern for the environment, or even other people. He's turned a lot of the population into robotic slaves," Rotor explained. "Ah!" said Data, "It sounds like he is the personification of the sides of humanity I do not wish to emulate." "You are a technological breakthrough, but you want to be human?" said Rotor, perplexed. "Yes," said Data, "I long for true emotion, to know the feeling of a laugh, to sneeze, the whole human experience, but alas, I have a slim chance of doing so." "Data," said Rotor, "I'll do my best to help you realize that dream." "How so?" inquired Data. "If you give me your schematics, I'll try to develop something to help you have emotions," Rotor replied. "Why, that sounds great," Data said, "Take this PADD, it has my schematics and other useful information on technology." "Thanks, Data!" Rotor said. "Anything, to be closer to human," Data said. "Away team and Freedom Fighters to transporter room," said Picard over the intercom. "Well, I guess we better get going" said Rotor.
Sally walked out of the holodeck feeling better than she had in quite a while. She would rescue her lover, and the Lord have mercy on anyone who got in her way. She headed to the transporter room. "These are the members of the Enterprise crew who will be going with you. You all know Commander Riker," said Picard, "this is Data, the android, the Klingon to the left of him is Worf, and the lady is our chief medical officer, Beverly Crusher." "Let's get going," said Sally. "To the left is your equipment. You each get type 2 and type 3 phasers, a comm badge, and a bat'leth, in case they adapt to the frequencies too quickly," Picard told them, "Good luck!" They stepped on the pads and beamed over.