Hedgehog Day
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Sonic and associated characters, nor Q and associated characters, nor the movie this is a parody of.
Sally aimed her phaser at a Borg. "Wait! Don't shoot yet, they won't attack unless you prove to them you're a threat!" said Riker. "Don't shoot? DON'T SHOOT? YOU EXPECT ME TO HAVE MERCY ON THESE…. THESE THINGS THAT HURT MY SONIC! I DON'T THINK SO!" she screamed before shooting. She ran like a berserker, shooting every Borg she saw. They quickly adapted to the phaser settings. She took out her bat'leth. The Borg weapons quickly melted it. They had already captured the others. She was helpless.
Sally was taken into a chamber where she was restrained to the wall and was to be assimilated. She immediately recognized the person at the console. "SONIC!" she yelled. Velox winced as if he had experienced physical pain at those words. "Don't! I love you!" she continued "Sal… No! Love… is… irrelevant…. Must… regain… control! … Not…if I… have anything… to say about it! " Sonic/Velox said. Sonic was boldly doing what no hedgehog had done before: fighting against the Borg for control of his body and getting it, if only in spurts. He fell to his knees. "YES! I HAVE CONTROL!" yelled Sonic, "Other Borg on this ship: commence shutdown sequence! Ship: Commence self destruct in 2 minutes."
Meanwhile…
Bunny and the others were in a holding cell. A Borg let down the force field. "Rabbot, come with me," said 9 of 9. Riker thought of his promise, and attacked the Borg. It quickly won and dragged him to an assimilation chamber. A few minutes later, he emerged. He let down the force field. "Rabbot, come with…" he said, shutting down.
Sonic ran to the console. He pressed the button to release the metal holding Sally to the wall. He picked her up. "Sonic... you- you're..." "Back? Heck yeah!" he replied "Anyone else we know here?" "Yes," she answered. She tapped her comm badge. "Sally to away team, do you read?" "Loud and clear, sugar," said Bunny, "Riker was assimilated saving me, but now the mechanical men including him up and quit, I assume that was your doing?" "Not mine- Sonic's. It's a long story," Sally answered. "Enterprise, 9 to beam up," she said. They beamed up right as the cube exploded.
"Number one!" yelled Picard. "What the devil happened?" "Well, it's kind of my fault," said Sally, "I went a little berserk about this after he told me not to shoot and used all our shots too quickly." "Understood," said Picard, "Crusher, take Riker and Sonic to Sickbay." Sonic walked off the pad to follow Crusher. Picard was perplexed. "Sonic was the Borg who was supposed to assimilate me. His love and determination to protect me helped him to resist the Borg. He's in control now," Sally explained. "Sally, do you know what this means?" he asked her. "Not exactly," she replied. "Sonic's mind has left an impression on the whole collective. Their hive mind has been weakened," Picard explained, "The Federation owes Sonic a great debt of gratitude."