Hedgehog Day
By
Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Sonic and associated characters, nor Q and associated characters, nor the movie this is a parody of.
Sally paced in front of the sickbay doors. She was feeling very antsy. I'm the reason this chain of events occurred, she thought. There was a flash of light. "No you're not," said Q, who had appeared in front of her, "I am, mostly." "You're that Q fellow, aren't you?" "Yes indeed, I am," he confirmed, "and I have to admit, you are quite the catch!" "What?" she said. "Sonic has a great eye for girls, erm, I mean, squirrels," Q continued. "Thanks, I think…" Sally responded, confused. "So sad he'll die in there," Q commented. "What!" Sally yelled. "Just kidding!" responded Q. "I'll show YOU just kidding!" said Sally. She swung her fist at Q, but found it stopped in midair. "I guess Sonic didn't explain the whole omnipotence thing well, did he?" Q said, gesturing up as she was lifted off the ground, "I can control all time and space. I can make anything happen. If I want a cartoon character to exist, they do. If I say two and two is fish, whaddya know, it is." He dropped her. "Comprende?" he asked. "What's a comprende?" she asked. "It means 'do you understand?'" clarified Q. "Then yes," she said, "but I'd love to have proof." "Proof? You want proof? Here's some proof!" Q said. She suddenly shrunk to one inch tall. "There you have it," Q said, "I caused that. Proof enough?" "Yes, it's proof enough," Sally responded. "Anything I could do you for?" he asked, "seeing as I am responsible for this, I thought I'd make it up to you." "Well," said Sally, "I'd love it if you'd restore the roboticized Mobians, capture Robotnik, bring back Daddy, and restore Mobotropolis." Q snapped his fingers. "'Tis done," he told her. "Thank you SOOOOO much," she said, and she ran up and hugged him. Picard walked up. "I see you've met Q," he began. "Yes," she answered, "and he's decided to make this up to us." "How?" Picard asked. "He got rid of Robotnik and Robotropolis!" Picard raised an eyebrow at Q. "Well, I felt like doing some good!" Q said, "I'm NOT heartless, you know." He snapped his fingers. His eyes glowed yellow, and his body was completely black. "Now I'm a heartless," he said. He snapped his fingers. He went back to his normal appearance. "A little video game humor," he explained. Riker walked out the sick bay door. "Reporting for duty, Captain Picard," he said to his captain, "no thanks to the itchy trigger finger over there." "Don't knock her," Q said, "She helped weaken the Borg hive mind." Sonic walked out of sick bay. "Thank you for your help," said Picard, "you helped weaken a mutual enemy, and rescue Starfleet personnel." "It was nothing," said Sonic, "All in a day's work for a Freedom Fighter."