Yeah, me and my friend wrote this, I'm the fangirl and she's Draco. She doesn't want this to go ROMANTIC, but I think it should. Put your opinion in a reply. I will ONLY do this 2 letters at a time, and I won't budge. pout.

DISCLAIMER: I own NO THING you reconize.

Dear Draco,

OMG! Did I get your email address? If I did, hi! Sure I'm a muggle, but I know everything! Plus, you can't track me over the 'net, so you can't wipe my memory. Plus that, if you found me, and did wipe my brain, I would read everything again! Sure you hate Harry Potter, as I do, and feel pretty bad that he has books about him. Really. Reply. Unlike that rotten Potter, the Weasels, or the Grangers…

But enough of that, what is it like, being a wizard and all? Is it fun? And what about the Dark Lord? Do you have his e-mail address? If so, can you give it to me?

Please Reply,

A Crazed Fangirl


Dear Crazed Fangirl,

Thank you. I have finally found a living thing with similarbeliefs as me. I utterly and compleatly despise Harry Potter, the Weasels, the Grangers, and any other family that has any relationship whatsoever to Potter. I have a plan to... oh, never mind. The Dark Lord has that under control.

As you seem to know, wizards, full-blood wizards , are far superior to you brainless muggles. And being a wizard? It's...okay. But surely better than being a muggle.

The Dark Lord does have an adress, but I will not give that out. Well, actually, I do have it, but I warn you, do not write to it, or you will be severly scarred for life.

It's 2854 Dark Ave

Spinner's End, England

Yours truly

Draco Malfoy

SOOO what do ya think? Soun Drakie enough for you?

Aneis