A/N: Chappy numero three. this is like a side chapter at my house... now without further Adieu...I

give you...the disclaimer...

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the happenings of the story.

oh yeah, this chapter might strike you awkward at first. proceed with caution at the unexpected...

Chapter 3: The horrible living room

"A WHAT!" Reno yelled in surprise at the thing he was told.

"Keep it down. Your little cousins will start staring at me again..." Rude shushed.

"So...let me get this straight...ever since you reshaved your head...people have been staring at you...like you had a what?"

"Aw...don't make me say it..."

"go on...say it..."

"They keep staring at me like I have a penis on my head" Rude sighed. Reno just started to crack up making him lose in Unreal tournament and fall off the human eating

couch.

"I still have issues with the containing laughter."

"Not to mention anger issues with Seymour" (A/N: oh yeah, I still do have anger issues with the dude. you know the one from FFX. Oh how I hate him

so...)

"Shut up noone is supposed to know that." Reno said getting back to the human eating couch as Rude slowly sank in like quicksand.

"GAH! Stupid couch...I'm stuck in your couch again...help?" Reno sighed and got up. He took out a rope (yes a rope...I just happened to have one at the

time) and gave one end to Rude who was already neck deep inside the couch. As Rude struggled to get back up, Reno fell back and hit his head on the very unstable

entertainment center.

"Oh snap..." Reno said, leaving Rude to fend for himself.

"Hey! I'm the guest! I could so easily sue your couch!" Rude said running away from the falling entertainment center. Then the house shook with the racket of the

pre-apocolypse...Once the smoke cleared, Reno looked at Rude in shock.

"Sooooooo...want to chase Axel until he gives us his pringles?"

"Sure" Rude shrugged then they left the house...

Reno's uncle walked into the living room to find a ripped couch and a wrecked entertainment center.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...REEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A/N: I just got released from the punishment a month and a half ago really. This was really short again. Please review!