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Chapter Four
The first thing the tape showed was Hiei guzzling down the twelve bottles of whiskey. After the last bottle, Yusuke asked, " What are we gonna do with him?" He looked at Kuwabara who replied, "Let's just dump him somewhere so he doesn't kill us when he gets a hangover." Kurama spoke up. "Why did you insist he drink anyway Yusuke?" Yusuke smirked. "So we could record him doing something stupid, of course!" The conversation only got worse as Kurama suggested taking him to someone who would watch over him until he was sober. Botan knew why the kitsune had suggested this. Because they couldn't have left him to wander around. Who knows what he would have gotten himself into. All the same, she sighed when Yusuke suggested her. She always ended up in messes like the one she was currently in. Still, she had to admit that Hiei looked kinda cute when he was drunk. He wasn't just cute, he was adorable. Botan giggled. If Hiei knew what she was thinking, he would kill her. "What's so funny onna!" the fire demon beside her demanded. "Nothing! You just act like a kid when you're drunk, that's all." Hiei glared at her so she just turned back to the tape. She held her breath as she watched herself come into her apartment. "What's going on here?" Botan heard herself ask in a frustrated tone of voice that clearly meant "get out of my house before I kill you". She groaned as she watched Hiei kiss her. ' This does not bode well for Yusuke,' she thought. "Was it that bad, Botan?" Yusuke teased. "I would stop if I were you, Yusuke. You're already gonna die an early and very painful death," the ferry girl warned him while trying to cover her blush. To be honest, she hadn't thought about it until now. A growl brought her back to reality and she noticed it had come to the part where Botan had to convince him he couldn't fly. ' Uh-oh,' she thought. ' I had totally forgotten what I had to do to get some sleep. I am a dead ferry girl!' She waited with baited breath until it came. By this time, Yusuke was laughing his head off. "What were you planning on doing, Botan? Rape him?" he managed between breaths. She turned red and replied in defense, "I had to do something to get him out of my hair for a while! The only thing I could do to keep him from hurting himself was to duct tape him to the couch!" Both Yusuke and Kuwabara were rolling on the floor at this. Kurama walked in just in time to see Botan on the tape finishing the duct tape off. He couldn't help but chuckle, thinking about how sensible it was. Botan pouted. "Quit laughing! It's not funny! I should have just taken Hiei back to you for all the sleep I got!" Botan looked back at Hiei who looked ready to kill someone. Just then, the room got completely silent and all eyes were on the TV screen.
A/N: Another chap. Complete! Time to party! Lol Anyway, please let me know what you think! TTFN