Sangokirar5: DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU LIKE TOTALLY MESSED UP FANFICTIONS! I KNOW I will get flames on this fanfic, stuff like: OMG, you ruined Naruto like what 4kids do, bla bla. But personally, I don't really care because I did this for fun. Anyway, hope you enjoy this! XD. This is sort of SasuxnaruxGaara ish. Lol

Two people emerged from the woods, opposite from each other. They were in a clearing, so they noticed. The two glared at each other, each ready for any movements of threat.

The one with the raven haired one smirked. "So…Gaara of the Sand…" He said.

"Uchiha…Sasuke…" The other responded.

The two glared at each other longer, and suddenly, they both threw their hands into their back pocket and produced…DUN DUN DUN! A Poke' ball!

"Go…Sakura-mon!" Sasuke yelled, as he threw his ball into the field. With a puff of smoke, Sakura was on the field.

Gaara on the other hand threw a ball which it contained Kankurou-mon. 'Hn. Weak." Gaara said, as he looked over Sakura(mon).

Sasuke said nothing, as he saw Sakura looking at him. "What?" He said, in disbelief. "What do you want?"

Sakura fidgeted. "I said I would do anything for you, Sasuke-kun…but this…this is…just….weird." She said.

"Sakura-mon, what did you think I wanted when I said, 'I need your help.'" He said. "I meant…I needed a starter for my quest to become the best Ninja-Mon trainer!"

Sakura sweat dropped. "Well…Sasuke-kun…this is…err…" She trailed off. She turned to Kankurou. "Don't you agree with me? This is ridiculous!"

Sasuke shrugged. "Complain to the author." With that, he pointed to Kankurou(mon). "Now attack! Shana-ro!" He yelled out.

Sakura did not do anything, but Gaara did yell out instructions for his side. "Kankurou-mon, attack." He said simply.

Afraid to go against Gaara's orders, Kankurou dashed to Sakura, knocking her out easily. He sighed. "I would like to complain to the author, too." He admitted to Sakura who was unconscious. "But…I'm more afraid what else she will do to me if I complain."

Insert Gaara's evil laugh here.

Sasuke growled as he pulled back his ninja-mon(WTF!) He checked over his other poke' balls and looking at Kankurou to see what he should pull out next. He bit his thumb as he chose a ball from his pouch.

"I guess you need a better one than Sakura-mon, Uchiha Sasuke." Gaara smirked. "Are you going to give up? You know what the consequence is if you lose or give up…" He fiddled with a empty poke' ball. "The winner gets to catch the other…and train them as their own ninja-mon." He looked at Sasuke, who was already throwing a ball onto the field.

"As if, go Kakashi-mon!" He yelled, as Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke. "I will win, and I will be the GREATEST Ninja-Mon trainer in the world!"

Insert Sasuke's evil laugh here.

"Now attack, with Icha Icha Paradise!" He yelled, as he plugged his own ears, smirking.

Kakashi sighed, and took out his book, and started to read aloud its content. Kankurou screamed like a girl when Kakashi got to the "good" part to Kakashi's definition and fell onto the ground, bubbles coming out of his mouth, eyes white. (Be aware! Icha Icha Paradise can KILL! MIWAHAHAHAHHAAAA!...okay…ne wayz…)

"HA!" Sasuke yelled to Gaara, as he pulled Kankurou(mon) off the field. Gaara staggered a bit, affect from the "reading" Kakashi had done.

"Hn…I knew you were going to get him out…So I have gotten myself a defense on that part!"

Soon as Gaara's next ball hit the ground, a puff of smoke came, and Temari came out. "Hey, what's the meaning of this…" She trailed off, as she felt the glare coming from her brother. "Nevermind." She looked at Sasuke, and then to Kakashi.

Sasuke smirked, as he said, "Kakashi-mon, again! Icha Icha Pradice attack!" He pointed to Temari.

Kakashi sighed once more, as he took out the book he putted away earlier, but before he could open his mouth, the book was confiscated by Temari(mon).

"No one is going to read this while I'm here." She said, as she tossed the book away, almost hitting Gaara, who screamed and jumped away from the book. She smirked. "Good night, Perverted Old Fool." With that, she bonked him in the head with her fan. "That's what you get for reading those kinds of books."

Sasuke glared at Temari, as he pulled back Kakashi(mon). He took out another ball, which was green colored…I wonder why…He then threw it. "I know Gaara, that you only have those two. I have this too! MUWAHAH!" He yelled, as Gai appeared in front of him. "Now Gai, Seishun!" He pointed to Temari, who cringed as soon as she saw who Sasuke took out.

"Ack, Gai…the one with thick eyebrows…" She looked at Gai, and cringed again.

Gai, into this whole ninja-mon thing, said, "YES SIR!" With that, he did his famous Gai-pose. "Youth Power!" He yelled. Temari shrieked and fainted from the attack.

"I win!" Sasuke yelled, happy. "Now you lost so…" He trailed off, as Gaara took out another ball.

"You are wrong." Gaara said, throwing a green ball. "Go Lee-mon!" He yelled. Sure enough, Lee appeared. "Now attack him!" He pointed to Gai.

Lee hesitated and shook his head. "No, I shall never attack Gai-sensei!" He yelled. "He is my master, forever and EVER!" He saluted Gai.

Sasuke smirked. "Then attack, Gai, and we shall win! I know Lee won't be affected by the Gai-pose…so…just….attack!"

Gai shook his head. "No, Sasuke, I will never hurt my own student…and he WILL be my student forever and EVER!"

Lee's eyes swelled up. "Gai-sensei!" Lee yelled, ocean coming into view in the background.

"Lee!" Gai yelled, opening his arms to him, to which Lee ran into, with waves of water with a sunset in the background.

"Gai-sensei!" He yelled agian, with tears in his eyes as they hugged eachother.

Gaara's mouth dropped, so did Sasuke's. They knew that this fight will take forever, especially because that was their last ninja-mons too. They both knew that neither of them will attack the other. What to do…If only they had another ninja-mon…

Both Sasuke and Gaara thought about this situation, hard, until they heard a rustle. Both of the ninja-mon trainers' head turned to where they heard the noise. Behind the bushes, out came an orange thing.

"Naruto-mon…" Both trainers breathed.

Sasuke looked over Naruto. "So that's what the legendary Naruto-mon is supposed to look like….He is…so…beautiful!" He took out an empty ball.

Gaara was focused onto Naruto as well. "Naruto-mon…the one I have read in books…That legendary Naruto-mon…" He too, took out a ball.

Naruto turned his head towards Sasuke and Gaara. "Oh hey you two, I was just loo…" He trailed off, as he backed up. "Erm...Sasuke…? Gaara…? Why do both of your eyes sparkle? Err…your hands are curving…And…what's up with the evil smirk and laugh….And…what's that round thing behind your back…"

"Hehehehe….." Sasuke said, his eyes glittering evily.

Gaara also closed in on him, his eyes too, sparkling. "hehehehe…Come to me…"

Scream was heard from the distant woods.

"Naruto-mon! You are miiiiinnneeee!" Sasuke yelled, as he ran after Naruto who was screaming, running away frantically, arms flailing.

Gaara tried to punch Sasuke off his tracks. "NO! Naruto-mon! Come over here!" He yelled. "I have been looking for you!"

They ran around in circles, Naruto running in front, Sasuke and Gaara trying to push each other off track right behind him.

Gai and Lee? They were completely forgotten.

"NARUTO-CHAN!"

"NARUTO-KUNNNNN!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Sangokirara5: Yesh, I know, a retarded fic. Anyway, depending on reviews, I might continue this with more characters. If I can, that is. With like Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Ino, Chouji, Jiraiya, Tsunade and etc. I might, just depends on the reviews. --