Akanishi-san: Well, I decided to continue this story, but make is a "What if…" Story. So, this one is "What if NARUTO Really Was…Real?" Hehe, so here is chapter two, and hope you guys like it
Ch2. What If NARUTO Rally Was…Real?
WARNING: Expect craziness, and this will be like a dialogue, there will be no talking of any sort! This will be like a description thing.
What is NARUTO really was real? First of all, Naruto, for one thing, he wouldn't have that Kyuubi (fox) in him. I mean, come on! Would there be actually a "Nine Tail Fox Demon" here, in the real world? Maybe there is, suppose there is, let's say there is one here, on Earth. Then Naruto has it, say he does, inside of him. It wouldn't really make a difference. I mean, look at it this way. Most people won't believe there is a Nine Tail Fox, and well, even if they saw it with their own two eyes, no one in the real world knows how to seal it. I mean, there are no ninjas here that knows how to shoot fire out of their mouths and walk on water, right? At least, I hope there aren't. Because if they are real, and they are reading this, they'll be all: OMFG! This stupid girl thinks I am not real? Let's go show her! MUWAHAHHAHAHA. Yeah, so I don't want that, so please please please, if you are a Ninja (supposedly) do not kill me. hides Anyways…moving along now.
If Naruto actually was a real person, then he would most likely become someone who will be aiming to be a famous actor or something. I mean, he wants to be the Hokage because he wants to show the people that he is great. This happens because the people look at him funnily because of the demon fox. As I have said above, there is no demon fox. Well, here anyway. I hope…Anyway, if there are no demon fox, people will treat him normally, thus, no reason to show the people he is great. Plus, there is no Hokage here in the real world. If Naruto happened to have the fox (supposedly) he would then aim for the president of a country. If, he had the fox anyway. But then again, if he did have the fox, I would think that some people might want to be friends with him because he is cool. Like, the kind of people who looks for power like Akatsuki. They would most defiantly befriend him. Of course, some other normal people too, because, well, he will be like an anime character, which he is. Duh! I mean, come on! What kind of person do you know who has a demon fox inside of him/her? I would like to meet him/her if it was real. Pft.
Sasuke. Let's focus on him. First of all, Sasuke would probably become a famous model or idol. Even if he doesn't want it. I mean, look at those girls on Konoha! (Btw, I do not like him very much. I think he is just a stupid idiot who only thinks of power.) But then again, if Sasuke really was real, then do you think that the whole massacre of Uchiha would happen? Do you really think that Itachi would kill all those people? Hello? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT? First off, how is Itachi going to kill them? He will NOT have the sharingan because it's not real, (I hope. It'll be kinda scary.) where is he going to get the weapons if he was going to kill them with them, and before he could kill everyone, I'm sure, since Itachi will not have any Ninja powers, someone will most likely see or hear what's going on, and call the police or something. I mean, the only reason Itachi was able to kill all those people was because he had those "ninja" Skills to walk quietly, kill quietly, and make no sounds at all. Hello? WTF? Here? On Earth? Yeah, most likely, it won't happen. Before he could kill everyone, he would be found and killed instead.
Anyway, if this was true, Itachi would not kill all those people. Plus, he is smart, so I doubt he will kill any in the real world unless he somehow figured out how to kill everyone in a flash or something. Then, if Itachi had not killed everyone, I'm sure Sasuke would have grown up differently, and become a popular idol still, with Itachi maybe. They can form a group of band and play J-Pop and place Gackt all the way to the bottom of the line. (I'm sorry for those Gackt fans out there, but I do not like him as you can tell.) They can be the…err…Uchihas! Lol. I can see Sakura going: KYYAAA! SASUKE-KUN! ITACHI-SAN! …anywayz…
Now that I kinda said stuff about Sakura, let's focus on her. I think she would be a writer or a doctor. I can see her become a writer and write biographies of Sasuke and Itachi. Haha. "Sasuke, who is THE hottest person on Earth, and Itachi, THE coolest person on Earth, is in the band, Uchihas!" –Excerpt from Uchiha, the Life of. By Haruno Sakura. HAHAHAHHAHA! Im cracking myself up writing this. Anyways, moving along. You know how many times I said anyways on this? It's like my trademark word. Lol. Anywayz…omg! I said it again! Urg…If Sakura actually became a doctor, I would think of her as a heart surgery person. I don't know why, but I do. I can also see her looking at X-Ray pictures, with a pen in her hair or something. I can also see her inner Sakura helping Sakura long and yelling frustrations out to the patients. Lol. Maybe a teacher as well…? Oh, and her hair, Pink? WTF? PINK HAIR? Er, come on? Hello? Pink hair? Okay, maybe she dyed it, I don't know, but her hair needs to be another color. I don't know but another unless she dyes it, like I said already.
Now, let's see..I will not talk about Kakashi. Kakashi, I have to say, I'm a little confused on. I don't really know what to say about him. Erm, let's start with his eye. His Sharingan eye would not be there, (duh) and his scar on his left eye will not be there because there are no ninjas and there are no weapon slashing allowed here unless you are one of those crazy people who likes to play with weapons. Oh, I almost forgot, his HAIR! It would not be silver unless he's like…super natural or he dyed it like Sakura. Well, it could be natural hair, but it would not be standing up like his do. Myabe he can tie it into a pony tail! HAHAHAHA! I can't see him in a ponytail! Also, his mask! It's driving me nuts! He can still wear it if he wants to, but…I don't know…I think I'll skip on this part. Moving on to his job. I would say he would become a writer maybe? He can become a writer for another hit series leveling with Icha Icha Paradice. Or, I can see him as a bar tender. Don't ask, I don't know. I just do. Period, end of story.
Who else…? Oh! Jiraiya since I started with his book. His hair. Or is it hair? I don't know, but that has to go in the real world. I mean, look at it! It's so pointy and stupid! The red lines on his face. Unless he was one of those Japanese actors for the plays set on long before time thing, he would not have it. His scroll needs to go as well. There will be no frog summoning here in the real world. I mean, if there really was a summoning thing, I would like to summon dogs. That would be awesome, but no one gets what they want, right? Anyway, I think Jiraiya will still be a writer. The Icha Icha series. That's all I have to say about him. I can't think of anything else at this moment.
Now, for Tsunade. If Tsunade was real, I would think that she will not have all that power. If she did, she would fight in the women's pro-wrestler championships and probably win. With the money she gets from the fight, she will most likely lose it all on a bet. Thus, her cycle of life is revealed. Nothing much to say about her now.
Gaara. Omg, I was already thinking about him from before when I was thinking of writing this, and I could NOT think of a job for him. (Hey! Look at how many 'think' I put in that sentence! Lol) I mean, he's like…a weird character so I will focus on other facts. Like I said about Naruto, he most likely won't become a leader or something. Because, there is no Shukaku in the real world, at least, again, I hope. So, Gaara will be able to sleep, and he would not have the black outline thing on his eye. Erm, let's see…he would not have those sand power, so he would most likely be treated as any other people. He would get hurt and all physically as well. Also, if there is no Shukaku, then his mother would be alive still. So, he would be a total different character. I can actually see him as someone like Naruto in a way. One of those hyper going people. I can see him playing as a football captain during his high school years, and be one of the popular boys. Oh, now I know! I can see him as an animal doctor. (Haha, instead of animal, I wrote anime instead. I just had to share that with you.) I don't know, but I just can on this as well. I can see him looking at animals for injuries and stuff. I can see him more treating dangerous animals like tigers and lions more than regular cats and dogs. Omg! I almost forgot! His gourd! That needs to go as well. I fogot! Hits herself How can I forget? Sheesh! Since he will not have any sand power he will not have the gourd. Maybe if he doesn't have the gourd, with all the weight off of him, he might grow taller? Lol. I'm so mean.
Kankurou. Okay, his clothing. He needs to get rid of everything and wear real clothes. I mean, look at it! It's like…the PJ's on GaiaOnline! Lol. If any of you go on GaiaOnline, you will know what I mean. Anyway, don't they look like PJ's? I think so. Anywho…His face markings. They need to go as well. They are like...retarded. I can see him as an engineer for some odd reason. Or any other scientists. Or he can just be a normal puppeteer. OMG! I can also see him as on of those people who go into doll outfits and walks around in Disneyland! Like, he can be Mickey Mouse! HAHAHAHHAA. His puppet on his back, that needs to go. What is he going to do with it even if he carries it? I mean, he cant make a string of chakra, so no point on holding it.
Moving along now, to Tameari. Her hair. That needs to go. What kind of person can put her hair that way? She's going to need like super gel or something. Anywho...her fan, of course, needs to go. No one will carry a humongo fan. Unless she wants to whack people with it. I know I will if I carry that thing around. Lol. Erm…what else…I don't know what else…its so hard to make fun of people when they are somewhat normal. Like Temari I think is one of the most normal people in NARUTO. Err…Insert other comments here
Okay, I think I'm almost done now. I don't feel like writing more. Maybe I'll put a second part to this another time. Like Kiba's team, Shika's team and Lee's team later on. Haha, I actually had thought about writing Gai on here, but I think I'll do that another time.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I will post another chapter, but you guys need to help me! I was thinking of making a Poke' part 2 or this one, part 2. Or I can just make a total new idea. Suggestions greatly appreciated!
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