Akanishi-san: Woot See, since I had finished my SasuxOc story and stuff, I decided to make another chapter to this! Since most of you liked the Poke'mon one the best, I thought I'd make the next chapter, So, I hope you guys enjoy!
Ch3 What is Naruto Really was Poke'Mon? PartII
WARNING: SLIGHT YAOI MOMENTS (Of course, joking like Yaoi tho)
In part I of Ninja'Mon, we left off with Naruto getting chased by Gaara and Sasuke who wanted to capture him. The end of that was that Sasuke had caught Naruto, and Gaara as well as his ninja-mons too. Now, Sasuke had many Ninja-mons with him.
For starter, he had Gaara-mon, then Gai-mon, Kakashi-mon, then Naruto-mon for last. He didn't have the 6th one yet, he hoped to get another soon. ((The MAX a trainer can carry was 6, right? Was it 7? Ah well, I think it was 6)) He had deposited Temari-mon, Sakura-mon and Kankurou-mon to the Nin-mon Center since he found that they were uninteresting, and not worth much. He had also deposited Lee-mon since from experience, he had found out keeping Lee and Gai at the same place same time was very…dangerous. He could just see the scene again:
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
So, Sasuke continued his way, Naruto-mon out of his ball, following Sasuke, humming a tune. Naruto was one of the Ninja-mons who refused to get into a ball. Sasuke enjoyed his company, plus, he was that RARE Naruto-mon, so he wanted to show him off anyway.
He chuckled to himself evilly as he remembered the past numerous people asking Sasuke to trade him for something, which of course he refused. Let's see, Asuma wanted to trade his Ino, Chouji and Shikamaru-mon. Kurenai also wanted to trade Naruto for Hinata, Shino and Kiba. Oh, and Neji, he wanted to trade Tenten, Tsunade and Jiraiya for him. That was a tough decision since both Tsunade and Jiraiya were rare, but he preferred Naruto more than both.
"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto squealed, jumping onto his back, his arms around Sasuke's neck. "Look! Another trainer! And He's looking at me, and it's scary!" He said, pointing to a man who stood in their path a little farther down. Indeed, the man was staring at him.
"Aniki…" Sasuke gasped, stopping on his steps, glaring at the man.
Naruto also gasped, looking at Sasuke with wide eyes. "He's your brother!" He asked, getting off of Sasuke, and started to gape at the man. He wore the famous Akatsuki cloak, and his eyes bore into Naruto's.
Sensing his desire, Sasuke quickly pulled Naruto back. "Not for trade!" He growled, grabbing for a poke'ball. "Gaara-mon!" He growled, and with a poof, Gaara was in front of him, looking quite angry.
"Why do I have to work for him?" He grumbled, but other than that, he stood in front of Sasuke and Naruto, his sand moving around him dangerously. "This isn't for you, Uchiha, this is for Naruto since that human wants Naruto, and I like his company." He admitted, glaring at Sasuke as well.
"Gaara, that's so mean!" Naruto said, "He's our trainer!"
Gaara rolled his eyes, and faced the man. "Like he said, Naruto is not for trade."
The man opened his mouth. "I am not here to trade…" He said, walking calmly towards them, his eyes still on Naruto, who started to cower in fear. "I am here to…take." With that, he pulled out his own Ninja-balls, and in a poof, Orochimaru was in front of them. "Go, defeat the pathetic ones, all I want is Naruto."
((wow, so serious! Lol. But…the humor is coming up…unless you already find this humorous. Lol. This was written long time ago, and I was trying to make it serious story like, ya know? Buttt, I had to add some…weird thing. Lol. But this is mainly story like))
Orochimaru suddenly pulled a disgusted face. "EWWW!" He squealed, in a high pitched girly voice. "Like, that dude uses Sand, and like, hello? I HATE it when sand gets into my shoes, like, it totally makes my feet ichy." He said, still his high pitched voice there.
Itachi groaned. The other side of Orochimaru. The girly side. Itachi wondered if this was the real side of him. "Fine, then get rid of my brother, and with no trainer, Naruto would be mine. I don't care about the rules!"
Orochimaru looked from Sasuke, then to Naruto. "Ew." He started again, looking at Naruto. "What do you see in that kid? Your brother is more my type." He started to snake towards Sasuke. "Like, look, he's so handsome, he's totally my type. What's your name handsome?" He asked, finally reaching him. "Because, I totally like you." He twirled his finger on his chest, leaning over to him. Sasuke was sweating now, looking very grossed out, looking anywhere but him.
Finding this hilarious, Gaara did nothing, but to smirk and watched Sasuke suffer. Naruto found this other wise. "GET AWAY FROM MY SASUKE!" He growled, and lashed at Orochimaru, who leaped away, hissing in anger. "He's my trainer, not yours!" Naruto kept yelling, leaping in front of Orochimaru.
Orochimaru pouted, crossing his arms. "Pft. He could be MY trainer, and you could be that other Uchiha's." He said, pointing to Itachi.
Naruto looked at Itachi for a second. "No! I like Sasuke more!"
"Naruto…" Sasuke was getting teary-eyed. "I didn't know you cared so much…Sniff…"
"SO GET AWAY FROM MY SASUKE!" Naruto yelled, and releasing his kyuubi power, Orochimaru blew up, like that Team Rocket people who flew into the sky into a small star. Satisfied, he turned to Itachi. "How…dare you…get MY Sasuke into things like that!" He started to advance on Itachi, growling.
Itachi laughed weakly. "Uh…Naruto-kun? You aren't as I imagined…you were supposed to be cute, cuddly, and uh…not scary…what is that look in your eyes? Uh…you aren't thinking of killing me, right?"
"Go Naruto! You're my hero!" Sasuke yelled in the background, waving "I Heart You Naruto!" banner. Yes, Sasuke made that banner just for this purpose. "YAAAAYYY!"
"Not only did you get that demon out that scared my trainer, you dare to defy the Ninja-mon rules! Taking me? Yeah, without a fight?" He cracked his knuckles. "Hehehe…" He advanced on Itachi. "You are in for trouble!"
"Wait!' Itachi all of a sudden, getting all teary eyed. "I just wanted to be with you, Naruto-kun!" He cried, whining. "All I wanted to was to be with you!"
Naruto stopped advancing. "Uh…"
Sasuke had dropped the banner, his jaw open wide, his eyes bulging at Itachi. Recovering, Sasuke advanced to Itachi himself, Gaara following close by, both glaring daggers at Itachi.
"He's MINE!" They both yelled, to which all three started to glare at each other again.
Naruto just stood there dumbly, looking at the three fight. He then, thought of a great idea. While the three fought, he grabbed 3 ninja-balls. (oh-oh! Hahaha) and threw it, at the two trainers and the ninja-mon.
"I'll be you three's trainer!" Naruto exclaimed happily. Soon as the ninja-mons were in the balls, he took them out. 'Come out!" Naruto squealed, excited. He always wondered how it felt to be a trainer.
In an instant, he was jumped on by 3 ninja-mons.
"NARUTO!" Gaara exclaimed, nuzzling onto him, happy that he was his trainer now.
"NARUTO!" Sasuke said, grinning, nuzzling his as well. Heck, he didn't care if he was the trainer or not, as long as he was with Naruto, right?
"NARUTO-KUN!" Itachi squealed, hugging him, grinning. "YAY! Now I can be with you forever and ever!" He twirled around, laughing like a maniac. "WEEEEEEEEE!"
So, this is how the famous trainer Naruto started. Soon, everyone in Konoha would know of the trainer Naruto, who would beat every single gym leaders in a flash. The beginning of Trainer Naruto, who became the greatest Trainer!
Akanishi-san: Haha, the last one was like…humor/general. Lol. Yeah, kinda freaky. Lol. Anyway, please review.
Gawd, I'm horrible. I think people will flame me.
