Disclaimer: I yet again do not own any of the Final Fantasy, other game, or anime characters. And yet again those that I do own will be posted with each chapter that they appear in.

Characters I/my friends own:

Chi me

Hotaru

Jaheira

Chapter 3

…WHACK! She hit Tifa square in the face.

"Hunny, I'm home!"

"Shu-toh! I missed." Disney said as Sephiroth stepped over the unconscious Tifa and into his house. "You're home early. Guess you didn't sell anything, did you?"

Sephy hung his head, "Nope, but that Reno made a HUGE deal on an old piece of junk, it's not fair. And to make matters worse I chipped a nail."

Disney rubbed her head. This was the very reason that they divorced, for the 10th time, he drove her nuts. Disney slammed the door closed once Sephy was in causing Tifa who was beginning to come around to go unconscious again. Sephy plopped down onto the couch and stretched. Disney got an evil idea.

"Hey kids, daddy's home!"

"YAY!"

A thundering herd of children made up of Sora, Chi, Hotaru, Squall who was reading his book and walking, and Cloud and Zack came running in and pounced on Sephy. After a few moments of bone crushing hugs Sephiroth pulled his children, adopted and blood, off of him. Zack went up to Disney and apologized once more.

"Seriously Zack, it's alright." Disney smiled.

"Good," Zack returned the gesture, "since that's over with, can I have 50 bucks?"

"Sure."

"Great!" Zack smiled to himself. (Sucker.)

"What was that Zack?" Disney asked pulling the money back. "I can read minds too you know."

"Uh," Zack rubbed the back of his head, "I love you?"

"Awwwwww." Disney trapped Zack in a giant hug.

Chi and Hotaru bounded out of their room to which they had quickly returned after greeting Sephiroth. "Hey! Our Zack!"

"HEY!" Cloud bound up from the couch where he sat next to Sephy. "My Zack!" He grabbed Zack's arm.

"No our Zack!" Chi and Hotaru grabbed Zack's other arm.

"MINEY!" Cloud yelled acting like Sora as he grabbed Zack's leg.

"Mine! I own this house!" Disney grabbed Zack's neck.

"Uh, don't I get a say in this?" Zack asked as they tugged on him.

"NO!" They all yelled.

"Okay." Zack whispered quite scared.

Sephiroth dramatically jumped from the couch and tackled them all. "My Zack! I'm the man in this house!"

"No, mine!" Cloud yelled.

"Infact," Disney thought to herself ignoring the others, "not only do I own this house I own everyone in it and everything around me! I own the world! Ha…haha…hahahaha…haha…ha."

Kuja peeked his head around the front door. "Did somebody call?"

"No!" Everyone yelled at him.

"Sheesh, a guy can tell when he's not wanted."

"You're never wanted Kuja." Disney stated.

"Whatever, see ya tomorrow. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya tomorrow, you're only a day away!" Kuja left pounding on his bongo.

Chi and Hotaru giggled. "Hehehe, mommy, you're becoming just like daddy."

"Awww, sweety." Sephiroth hugged Disney.

"It burns!" Disney pulled away.

Getting a burst of an idea Zack pulled out his empty wallet and threw it down the hall. "Hey guys, there's free money in there!"

"Sweet!" Everyone charged after the empty wallet and fought over it vigorously.

"Finally." Zack admired the beauty of his new $50 bill. He froze. "Wait, I had credit cards in there. No!"

Later at dinner.

"Aw, why do we have to have McDonalds again?" Sora pouted poking at his kid's meal.

"Geeze Sora," Riku, the local neighborhood boy from down the street and Sora's best friend, nudged him from the chair next to him, "you're the only kid who would complain about having McDonalds for the umpteenth time in a row for dinner. I mean look, you get free toys."

Riku went back to playing with Sephy, Cloud, Zack, Goofy, Chi, Hotaru, and the other neighborhood kid, Kairi. Disney, Donald, and Squall were the only ones, besides Sora, who didn't get kids meals and weren't playing with the stupid toys. Sephy got 20 kids meals complaining that he had a big appetite and one wouldn't work. Everyone knew it a lie. All Sephy wanted were the free toys.

"Yay! Look, I got a Barbie one!" Kuja made his Barbie do a twirl on the long mahogany table.

"And who invited you again?" Disney asked.

"Squall did, didn't you Squall?" Kuja smiled at the silent Squall who had his nose in his book again.

(I hate this family.) Squall thought. (I hate my life.)

"Aw come on Squall," Hotaru patted him on the back, "lighten up."

Disney glared at Kuja. "That's a lie."

Kuja pouted. "Aw, come on, do I really need to be invited? I am family afterall, I am Uncle Kuja."

"Yeah." Chi and Hotaru pouted, "Come on mommy, let him stay!"

"Yeah." Sephy agreed.

"Shut it Sephiroth." Disney growled.

"Yes ma'am." Sephy went back to playing with his toys.

Disney sighed. "Alright, you can stay."

"YAY!"

"Gawd I have a headache." Disney rubbed her head as the babble began again. Kuja began his poetry spouts as Sora and Riku whispered, Chi and Hotaru picked on Squall, Kairi turned to talk to Donald and Goofy cause everyone was ignoring her, Cloud whispered to Zack, and Sephy and Kuja, who had come at a loss for words, began an all out Barbie war. "This is going to be a loooong night."

"Yeah." Squall agreed, having that be his last word for the evening before returning to his book.

End of Chapter 3

Chi: Woot, so what did you think? Tell me, is it good! I know now that all the little fans of the characters are probably having a fit. Oh well, they can get over it. After all, isn't kinda fun to see your favorite characters act all crazy?

Hotaru: Hey Chi, did you see what we did with those toy cars we got from McDonalds? We were the only ones who wanted them so no one else could have taken them.

Chi: I don't know. shrugs a crash is heard

Chi and Hotaru: UH-OH!

Squall: Chi! Hotaru! holding up toy cars Damnit! If I trip on these stupid car toys one more time…!

Chi and Hotaru: Uh-oh, gotta go!

Chi: Sorry peoples, I've got a headache and I haven't finished the next chapter. I promise to hurry.