Life Sucks
By: Dreamweaver
When Arwen and Celeste came back from their short trip. Maria told them what had happened. Celeste and Arwen were both laughing it up on Maria's bed. " Guys! It's not funny. It was so embarrassing!" She cried. She smacked them both with a pillow.
" We're sorry that we couldn't be here. How should we make it up to you?" Celeste asked.
" You can help me get revenge on them. I still need to seek revenge on them because of what they did to me when they tried to wake me up." Maria said.
" Oh! I have the perfect idea." Arwen said. They huddled up together and listened to Arwen's plan. " We can ask Gandalf for help. I remember Elladan and Elrohir got a potion from Gandalf which turned Glorfindel's hair green. Legolas loves his bow and arrows. Aragorn loves his sword. We can hide them somewhere. We can change their clothes as well." Maria pulled back with a big goofy grin on her face.
" That's perfect. Great idea. We start this tonight when everyone is having dinner. You two will distract them. I got to talk to Gandalf so he can create that potion. I'm going to enlist the hobbits in this gag. They can cover for me so I can have a alibi." She said and walked out of the room in the search of Gandalf. She found him in the library and told him of her plan. He heartily agreed. When he was making the potion Maria found the hobbits and told them the plan. Sam was somewhat hesitant but agreed only because Frodo did.
Maria grabbed all of their clothes and went down to the area where the laundry was washed. She dumped their clothes in pink dye. She went back to see Gandalf. He handed her three vials, each one a different color. " The orange and blue liquid will change their hair color. The green liquid is a sleeping potion." He explained.
" How long will their hair stay colored?" She asked.
" Two days."
" Good enough. Thanks." She grabbed the vials and headed to the kitchen. She got five glasses. She filled four of them with wine and one with water. She poured the potions in two of the glasses and headed to the garden where Celeste and Arwen were distracting the guys.
" Hello Maria. Where have you been all day?" Legolas asked.
" I've been with the hobbits. We've been talking and I ate dinner with them. Guys, are you thirsty?" She each gave them a glass. Maria taking the glass of water. She watched over the rim of the glass as Legolas and Aragorn drank up. For the rest of that evening they just talked. Legolas and Aragorn yawning often.
" Are you guys alright?" Maria asked, though she knew what was wrong.
" YAWN! I'm fine. Just tired. I think I will turn in early. Goodnight ladies." Aragorn said and left.
" I think I'll follow Aragorn's example and turn in as well. Quel du [goodnight]." Legolas said.
" Goodnight." The girls said unison. Celeste turned to Maria.
" What do we do now?" Celeste asked.
" We wait for them to fall asleep. Which should be soon. Then we sneak into their room and take their precious weapons. We hide them and then we put their clothes back. I dyed them pink." All three of them laughed. After waiting for a few minutes Celeste and Arwen went to grab and hide the weapons while Maria went to go and replace their clothes. Maria stepped lightly into Aragorn's room. She saw him wiped out on his bed, snoring softly. She giggled and placed his new 'pink' clothes into his drawers.
She walked out and headed for Legolas room. She poked her head in and saw that he was asleep as well. He was asleep with his eyes open. ' I still think that's freaky.' She thought. She walked to his drawers and placed the clothes inside. Maria turned to walkout when she noticed Legolas sleeping attire. All he had on were some leggings. Her face heated up when she saw his bare chest. His chest was lean but built.
Before she realized it, she was sitting on the side of his bed with her hand on his chest. She quickly pulled her hand away. Her face burning. Maria had to stuff her hand in her mouth or she would've started to giggle like a mad man. " Geez Maria. You act like you've never seen a guys bare chest before." She muttered to herself. ' That's true but you've never seen a /elf's/ bare chest before.' Her mind countered. " Big deal. What's the difference?" She replied. ' First it's a elf's chest. Elf's are the most beautiful beings on middle-earth /AND/ its Legolas chest.' Her mind answered.
" Shut up." She told herself.
" Maria." A voice whispered. Maria whipped her head at the door and saw Celeste and Arwen standing there. " We've hid the weapons. Lets go." Arwen said.
" Coming." Maria said. Celeste and Arwen walked away. Maria stood to follow them. She was half way across the room when she quickly walked back to Legolas sleeping figure. She planted a kiss on his cheek and practically ran from the room.
That next morning:
" MARIA!!!" Two angry voices called out, echoing throughout the halls. Maria almost dropped the cup she was holding. She was in the garden having breakfast with Celeste and Arwen. She looked at them and all of them started laughing.
" Okay, calm down. Stop laughing or they'll know we're guilty." Maria told them. She took a couple deep breathes to compose herself. The three waited patiently for Legolas and Aragorn to find them. This time Maria did drop her cup when she saw Legolas and Aragorn. Both of them had pink clothes on, Legolas's hair was bright blue and Aragorn's hair was orange. Seeing them, she couldn't hold back her laughter. " HA HA HA HA!!!" She busted out laughing.
Her head was on the table, her hand banging against it. Celeste and Arwen's reaction weren't any better. Maria took deep breathes to calm herself but when she looked back up and saw them, she broke down again. She grabbed her aching sides.
" Glad to see that you three find this amusing." Aragorn said. After an couple of minutes the girls gathered themselves. Maria wiped away the tears in her eyes and touched her jaw that was a little sore from all the smiling and laughing. " Where are our weapons Maria? I know that you did this." He asked.
" I don't know what you're talking about." She replied.
" I know you do. You're guilty. Your laughing proves it and you were gone most of the evening yesterday." He said.
" Okay first of all, anyone would laugh if they saw you now. Who wouldn't. And two, I was with the hobbits, you can ask them if you like." She said.
" You lie. I know you do." Legolas said. Maria got up and walked to him.
Staring him right in the eye she said, " I do not lie. You can even ask Gandalf. I was with the hobbits." She remained eye contact. She couldn't hold the seriousness too long. Her mouth started to twitch. She averted her gaze to his hair. " Pfft. HA HA HA HA!!!" She started laughing again. After a few minutes she spoke again. " Okay, okay. I lied. But I had help. Gandalf, the hobbits, Celeste and Arwen helped me."
Legolas and Aragorn turned their heated gaze on Arwen and Celeste. They both sobered up when they saw their looks. " But you guys have to admit. You two deserved it. I mean after the stunt you pulled that one morning and don't forget the incident with Lord Elrond earlier this week." Legolas and Aragorn nodded their head in defeat.
" Don't worry about it though. The dye on your clothes only needs water to wash away and your hair will change back in two days time. Arwen and Celeste hid your weapons." Maria told them. The rest of the day Legolas and Aragorn locked themselves in their room.
Hours later. " How long do you think they'll last?" Celeste asked Maria and Arwen. The three of them staring at Aragorn's and Legolas's bedroom.
" A few hours. They have to come out to use the bathroom down the hall and they'll be getting hungry soon. Besides Legolas is a outside person. Eventually they'll come out and everyone will see them. No worries." Maria replied.
To be continued….
Authors Note: Thank you to all that reviewed. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and the next one should be out soon. I've decided, with the help of Thala, that I'll be writing a LOTR version of Ever After. The first chapter will be out soon hopefully. Please review!!!
By: Dreamweaver
When Arwen and Celeste came back from their short trip. Maria told them what had happened. Celeste and Arwen were both laughing it up on Maria's bed. " Guys! It's not funny. It was so embarrassing!" She cried. She smacked them both with a pillow.
" We're sorry that we couldn't be here. How should we make it up to you?" Celeste asked.
" You can help me get revenge on them. I still need to seek revenge on them because of what they did to me when they tried to wake me up." Maria said.
" Oh! I have the perfect idea." Arwen said. They huddled up together and listened to Arwen's plan. " We can ask Gandalf for help. I remember Elladan and Elrohir got a potion from Gandalf which turned Glorfindel's hair green. Legolas loves his bow and arrows. Aragorn loves his sword. We can hide them somewhere. We can change their clothes as well." Maria pulled back with a big goofy grin on her face.
" That's perfect. Great idea. We start this tonight when everyone is having dinner. You two will distract them. I got to talk to Gandalf so he can create that potion. I'm going to enlist the hobbits in this gag. They can cover for me so I can have a alibi." She said and walked out of the room in the search of Gandalf. She found him in the library and told him of her plan. He heartily agreed. When he was making the potion Maria found the hobbits and told them the plan. Sam was somewhat hesitant but agreed only because Frodo did.
Maria grabbed all of their clothes and went down to the area where the laundry was washed. She dumped their clothes in pink dye. She went back to see Gandalf. He handed her three vials, each one a different color. " The orange and blue liquid will change their hair color. The green liquid is a sleeping potion." He explained.
" How long will their hair stay colored?" She asked.
" Two days."
" Good enough. Thanks." She grabbed the vials and headed to the kitchen. She got five glasses. She filled four of them with wine and one with water. She poured the potions in two of the glasses and headed to the garden where Celeste and Arwen were distracting the guys.
" Hello Maria. Where have you been all day?" Legolas asked.
" I've been with the hobbits. We've been talking and I ate dinner with them. Guys, are you thirsty?" She each gave them a glass. Maria taking the glass of water. She watched over the rim of the glass as Legolas and Aragorn drank up. For the rest of that evening they just talked. Legolas and Aragorn yawning often.
" Are you guys alright?" Maria asked, though she knew what was wrong.
" YAWN! I'm fine. Just tired. I think I will turn in early. Goodnight ladies." Aragorn said and left.
" I think I'll follow Aragorn's example and turn in as well. Quel du [goodnight]." Legolas said.
" Goodnight." The girls said unison. Celeste turned to Maria.
" What do we do now?" Celeste asked.
" We wait for them to fall asleep. Which should be soon. Then we sneak into their room and take their precious weapons. We hide them and then we put their clothes back. I dyed them pink." All three of them laughed. After waiting for a few minutes Celeste and Arwen went to grab and hide the weapons while Maria went to go and replace their clothes. Maria stepped lightly into Aragorn's room. She saw him wiped out on his bed, snoring softly. She giggled and placed his new 'pink' clothes into his drawers.
She walked out and headed for Legolas room. She poked her head in and saw that he was asleep as well. He was asleep with his eyes open. ' I still think that's freaky.' She thought. She walked to his drawers and placed the clothes inside. Maria turned to walkout when she noticed Legolas sleeping attire. All he had on were some leggings. Her face heated up when she saw his bare chest. His chest was lean but built.
Before she realized it, she was sitting on the side of his bed with her hand on his chest. She quickly pulled her hand away. Her face burning. Maria had to stuff her hand in her mouth or she would've started to giggle like a mad man. " Geez Maria. You act like you've never seen a guys bare chest before." She muttered to herself. ' That's true but you've never seen a /elf's/ bare chest before.' Her mind countered. " Big deal. What's the difference?" She replied. ' First it's a elf's chest. Elf's are the most beautiful beings on middle-earth /AND/ its Legolas chest.' Her mind answered.
" Shut up." She told herself.
" Maria." A voice whispered. Maria whipped her head at the door and saw Celeste and Arwen standing there. " We've hid the weapons. Lets go." Arwen said.
" Coming." Maria said. Celeste and Arwen walked away. Maria stood to follow them. She was half way across the room when she quickly walked back to Legolas sleeping figure. She planted a kiss on his cheek and practically ran from the room.
That next morning:
" MARIA!!!" Two angry voices called out, echoing throughout the halls. Maria almost dropped the cup she was holding. She was in the garden having breakfast with Celeste and Arwen. She looked at them and all of them started laughing.
" Okay, calm down. Stop laughing or they'll know we're guilty." Maria told them. She took a couple deep breathes to compose herself. The three waited patiently for Legolas and Aragorn to find them. This time Maria did drop her cup when she saw Legolas and Aragorn. Both of them had pink clothes on, Legolas's hair was bright blue and Aragorn's hair was orange. Seeing them, she couldn't hold back her laughter. " HA HA HA HA!!!" She busted out laughing.
Her head was on the table, her hand banging against it. Celeste and Arwen's reaction weren't any better. Maria took deep breathes to calm herself but when she looked back up and saw them, she broke down again. She grabbed her aching sides.
" Glad to see that you three find this amusing." Aragorn said. After an couple of minutes the girls gathered themselves. Maria wiped away the tears in her eyes and touched her jaw that was a little sore from all the smiling and laughing. " Where are our weapons Maria? I know that you did this." He asked.
" I don't know what you're talking about." She replied.
" I know you do. You're guilty. Your laughing proves it and you were gone most of the evening yesterday." He said.
" Okay first of all, anyone would laugh if they saw you now. Who wouldn't. And two, I was with the hobbits, you can ask them if you like." She said.
" You lie. I know you do." Legolas said. Maria got up and walked to him.
Staring him right in the eye she said, " I do not lie. You can even ask Gandalf. I was with the hobbits." She remained eye contact. She couldn't hold the seriousness too long. Her mouth started to twitch. She averted her gaze to his hair. " Pfft. HA HA HA HA!!!" She started laughing again. After a few minutes she spoke again. " Okay, okay. I lied. But I had help. Gandalf, the hobbits, Celeste and Arwen helped me."
Legolas and Aragorn turned their heated gaze on Arwen and Celeste. They both sobered up when they saw their looks. " But you guys have to admit. You two deserved it. I mean after the stunt you pulled that one morning and don't forget the incident with Lord Elrond earlier this week." Legolas and Aragorn nodded their head in defeat.
" Don't worry about it though. The dye on your clothes only needs water to wash away and your hair will change back in two days time. Arwen and Celeste hid your weapons." Maria told them. The rest of the day Legolas and Aragorn locked themselves in their room.
Hours later. " How long do you think they'll last?" Celeste asked Maria and Arwen. The three of them staring at Aragorn's and Legolas's bedroom.
" A few hours. They have to come out to use the bathroom down the hall and they'll be getting hungry soon. Besides Legolas is a outside person. Eventually they'll come out and everyone will see them. No worries." Maria replied.
To be continued….
Authors Note: Thank you to all that reviewed. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and the next one should be out soon. I've decided, with the help of Thala, that I'll be writing a LOTR version of Ever After. The first chapter will be out soon hopefully. Please review!!!