AN: Thank you for such kind reviews! You know what? I love 'The Simpsons'. You'll find out why.

Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, that would be Square-Enix.

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Though the weight of a child was hard on his GeoStigma weakened back, Rufus continued to huff and puff to carry the girl.

Marlene seemed to be enjoying herself. Giggling, pulling his hair, and yelling at him to 'Go faster!'.

Up ahead, Reno was telling Elena about a TV program he had watched.

"Yeah, this thing about resurrection. It was pretty cool. Hey, did ya know you can be resurrected as an animal?"

Elena sighed. Yes yes, Reno was such an idiot. "No Reno."

"Well," Reno grinned. "If I ever come back, I want to be resurrected as a butterfly."

Elena gave him an odd look. "Err...Why a butterfly?"

Reno smirked at her. "'Cause no one ever suspects the butterfly."

Rude cast a glance at Reno. "That sure explains alot..."

Honestly, his turks had the weirdest conversations. Like the time Reno attempted to explain what 'Yaoi' meant. That did not end well.

So, he was carrying the girl, wondering why he was, and why he had ever gotten himself into this situation.

Oh yeah, fear of the 'ZOMGPMSingTIFA'. That was it.

"Heeeeey," Reno drawled. "I saw this other thing, on the TV, that was hilarious."

At that point, Rufus's phone started to ring, but he could not exactly reach it.

Reno stopped walking. "Oh my god, that was it!" And, instantly gaining an Aussie accent, he began:

"Oh yes, the mating call of the rare Cellius Phonius. Native to Technologic Town, Pocketville, and Whitemanswhitecoat. Known to know over a hundred different languages, including 'Moto', 'Jazz', and 'Disco'. Also known as the complicated language of Ringtonia. Annoying yes. To make it stop, please, answer your phone."

Elena stiffled a giggle.

Tseng found this highly amusing, but did not show it.

Rude was happy there were no bald references.

Rufus glared at Reno.

Marlene copied Rufus and glared at Reno. "Be nice to Mr. Baggy Pants, you meanie!"

What? Baggy pants? I find these quite comfortable! Aren't they flattering? And Reno's joke? Idiotic, as usual. Very Reno. But, my pants are fine, right? Right...? That's the second time I've done that...They were on clearence! (And by clearence I mean a million gil but...) They look good, don't they? They don't...they don't make me look...old...do they? Aren't I totally bishie in these pants? (Sapphire quite likes them but that's beside the point...)

Hmm, now Reno was attempting to balance a cell phone on his head.

"Reno, what are you doing?" He loved sounding so professional...

"I'm attempting reflect the sun off the cell phone, and melt that cinder block over there into a car. I hate walking." Heh, no Rude, eh?

"You think you have it hard? I'm carrying a child on my back!" My, my, I do believe that was a 'Caption Obvious' moment right there.

"You try carrying her. I demand it." Being the boss was such an enjoyable job...sometimes.

Grumbling, Reno went over to pick Marlene up, and lift her onto his back. They girl squealed with delight, and tugged on his ponytail, causing him to yelp in pain.

Elena snickered at Reno's misfortune.

Reno, annoyed, scowled at the ground and began walking foward, not paying attention. This caused him to walk into a tree, spin around dizzily, and fall forward. Marlene was not hurt, thankfully.

Tseng, who had not been looking, saw Reno collasped on the ground, and Marlene sitting beside him, dazed.

"Hmm, it appears Reno has ran into a tree." Way to go Tseng, you've earned the title of Caption Obvious.

"Rude, you carry her now." What will happen to him?

So, Rude lifted Marlene onto his back, like the other men did and began walking.

Marlene, interested in seeing a head with no hair, craned her neck to look at his cranium better.

"Hey Mister Rogaine, did you know your head can be used as a mirror?" That crossed the line in two ways. One, he had enough of that Rogaine Rude crap from Reno and two, the bald thing was too much.

Rude instantly crouched down, slid the kid off of his back, and started to walk away.

Rufus glanced at the last remaining male. "Tseng...?"

Tseng shook his head, fearing what the girl could do to his precious hairdo.

Tseng, he was a little too attatched to his hair. What with all those hair shampoos and conditioners. It was...strange, to say the least.

"Oh c'mon Tseng, stop obsessing over your image. It's just hair." Good ol' Reno, always brutally honest.

"Hey! It's not just 'hair', it's art." That was just...weird. Who else thinks Tseng needs to go to a mental hospital?

Rufus gave him a strange look. "Tseng, just do it."

Elena piped in. "No need to! We're here!"

Well this...sucked. It really did. Extremely unfair.

Tseng had a trace of a smirk on his face as they entered the park.

Reno had a scowl.

Rude a frown.

Rufus a 'WTF?' expression.

Elena a smile.

And Marlene a grin as she ran to grab ahold of Tseng's hand.

AN: So, w00t. Another chapter! Why did I spare Tseng? 'Cause it's 12:07 PM here, and I'm dead tired. Hey, are there any spelling errors in this? I need to know. Hm, not much else...unless...Can anyone guess what part was from the Simpsons?