3rd Chapter!

Ha ha ha ha ha…. Anyways I don't own yuyuhakusho or Harry Potter no matter how many times I wish I did…

Quote: "Holy cheese on rye!" –Yusuke

Last time on yuyuhakusho crossover Harry Potter:

"I am Dumbledore headmaster of the school, and this is Molly. Molly please stop cleaning. And this is Lupin, Hermione, Ron, and Harry. Harry Potter."

"Nice to meet you, blah blah blah now I'm going to find a bed with my name on it…" Yusuke replied nonchalantly.

Everyone looked at him like he grew a second head.

"Don't you know who this is? This is HARRY POTTER! The guy who's destined to kill You-Know-Who!" Ron exclaimed swinging his hands wildly to emphasize how important Harry is.

"Yeah, yeah, and he's going to save us all or else Voldymort or whatever-his-name is (which everyone but Yusuke and the gang flinched) going to rampage all over the world and destroy us all and I've heard it a million times. That's why we're protecting Harry and so on." Yusuke flopped to the nearest couch and drifted off to sleep with loud obnoxious snores…

"I think he has some screws loose in the head" Ron whispered to Harry quietly.

"I'm terribly sorry for my friend again. But we do know who Harry and Voldemort are." Kurama said trying to suppress a smile.

"That's alright. I'm just not used to people standing there instead of wanting to touch me or something…" Harry replied quickly not wanting to loose the friends he just made.

"Well I think we all should follow in Yusuke's steps and have a good night sleep. Then in the morning we'll introduce you to the rest of the Order." Dumbledore said with a grin and a twinkle.

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Harry yawned. Last night was dreadful. His dreams were invaded with mini Yusukes and Hieis a guy's worst nightmare. And if that's not bad enough the new guys were making such a racket since dawn.

As he ran down the stairs to find the source of racket, he found Yusuke doing push ups. Except the push ups were on a spike, with a blue glowing ball at the tip. Genkai was sitting at the top of Yusuke's feet peeling apples with a knife.

"You still got three hundred more to go until you get breakfast!" Genkai's shouting could be heard all over the house. But since everyone was awake and watching Yusuke's unbelievable feat, it didn't really matter.

"Amazing isn't-"

"It Harry? He's been-"

"Doing it since 4 a.m. And that-"

"Old lady was saying he's-"

"A slacker! Isn't it-"

"Amazing?" Fred and George said at the same time. It was an amazing site to see. All of the Order was gathered around whispering about how a teenager can do this kind of work out on a point. A very sharp point.

"Yes, Yusuke works very hard to keep up his physical strength. This is what makes him very powerful." Kurama suddenly popped up out of nowhere making Harry almost pee in his pants.

"Well we better go eat breakfast. It might take a while for Yusuke to finish." Kurama said leading Harry to the kitchen.

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"Here it is!" Harry exclaimed excitedly. Coming back to Hogwarts was heaven. Who wouldn't want to be away from the Dursleys for about nine months?

"Our ride is a train? Why not fucking brooms or something? By the way aren't witches supposed to look ugly and have warts and black cats and other bitchy stuff? And wizards should look more like Dumbledore or something. Like in the books!" Yusuke explained about how real wizards while the rest were just ignoring him.

"Yusuke, you're being stereotypical again." Kurama said frustrated sigh. "We should get going. The train leaves in five minutes."

The group clambered onto the train as Mr. and Mrs. Weasleys were saying their last goodbyes.

"Now you guys be good alright? And don't get into any fights! And don't talk back to the teacher this time Harry. Oh and Ron you have a smudge on your nose here let me wipe it off…" Molly started to wipe off the dirt on Ron's nose when Ron whacked her hand out of the way with annoyance.

"Mum, we'll be late anyways I can take care of myself! Goodbye mum. Yes I brought clean underwear." Ron sighed while the rest just snickered quietly.

"We better get a compartment." Harry started off toward the nearest room. "We might be a little crowded though."

As they all squished into the tiny compartment, the door slide open.

"Well, well I see that Potty made more mudblood friends eh?" Draco stood by the door with his two henchmen beside him.

"What's a mudblood?" Yusuke wondered outloud.

"It means that you were born with normal parents who aren't witches or wizards. It's it's an insult to all muggleborns." Harry explained quietly shaking in anger.

"It means you're a disgrace, you're tainted, and that you're no better than the scum off my boots." Draco sneered.

As soon as the words left his mouth all he saw were two red eyes until he was thrown across the hallway of the train.

Hiei sneered back with disgust. "I've never seen a damn human more disgraceful than you. You think you're all that?" Hiei hissed. "Get off your high horse and face reality. You're the worst human I've ever seen. And I've seen the worst of mankind at damn work. You make me want to retch."

With those words he slammed the door with fury. While muttering inconsiderate words, Hiei sat down with a huff.

Harry stared in amazement. Throughout the whole week all he's ever heard from Hiei was 'Hn' or 'Baka Kitsune/Detective'. Which didn't even make sense.

Ron gaped with admiration. Bloody hell. No one ever done that to Draco Malfoy. 'He even threw him across the hallway… IN LESS THAN A SECOND!' What's even funnier was that Goyle peed in his pants while Crab was freaking out.

"You can't do that." Hermione just wanted to scream. "You'll get in trouble with Dumbledore! You can't hurt his students." Hermione panicked while Hiei just smirked.

"We don't take orders from that damn old coot. We take orders from a higher boss. He might be a damn baby but he knows how to rule. And Koenma said that we just have to keep them in one piece. A broken arm or two isn't ripped off of his body." Hiei jeered.

"But, but… wait. Koenma? The Koenma? As in the ruler of spirit world?" Hermione got excited and forgotten all about the Draco incident. "But that means you must be from Spirit World."

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I think that's a good place to stop eh? I dunno. I just want reviews sniff sniff anyways how was it? Maybe I should put in more cursing... By the way there's no oc's or anything .And no Kurama and Hiei are not gay. You can pretend if you want but I'm not going to let my favorite characters be gay. I'm sorry that's just wrong. Shivers anyways here's the quote:

"Earth to toddler bitch! Speak now or forever have that pacifier shoved 10 inches down your throat." –Yusuke Urameshi