I do not own Yuyuhakusho or Harry Potter no matter how many times I wish I did. Alas.

I can't figure out a way to get everything spacy or to let readers know that it's a different place or time or something. So I decided to use a line of &s. By the way thank you hiei's hime 2 and soccergirl13. You make me so happy sniff sniff anyways here's the next quote from Kurama:

"All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist… Really, you are just a lucky fool." –Kurama Minamino

Last time on Yuyuhakusho crossover Harry Potter:

"But, but… wait. Koenma? The Koenma? As in the ruler of spirit world?" Hermione got excited and forgotten all about the Draco incident. "But that means you must be from Spirit World."

"Yup. The most powerful force of them all." Yusuke bragged. But to defeat the Spirit Defense Force otherwise known as SDF was easy shit.

"But don't they have more powerful people than you guys? I mean teenagers to protect a school like Hogwarts?" Hermione was confused. But since all she seen was Hiei in action she could tell he was the most powerful of them all. Who just dices up portraits for being too loud and throwing Draco around wasn't much. (She missed out on the performance with Yusuke doing push ups on a spike)

"We're more powerful then we look. You think we'd show you our powers? We use them when we need them not for show." Kurama said quietly while reading a book.

"Who gives a shit. It's time for you three to dress in your robes." Genkai pointed at Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

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As the train slowly stopped everyone scrambled out wanting to get the better carriages. "Firs' years over ere! Firs' years over ere!"

"Hagrid!" Harry hugged the half giant.

" 'ey Harry. How's the Dursleys treatin' you?" Hagrid asked with a broad smile.

"Better than last year that's for sure. I got to go though. But I'll see you at dinner!" Harry called over his shoulder as he jogged to where the rest were standing.

"They sure are ugly. Freakin' skeleton horse" Yusuke commented shivering at the hideousness of the thestrals.

"I'm sorry for your lost." Harry said quietly.

"What lost? The last thing I lost was the other part of my sock. And that was last morning." Yusuke was baffled. What important thing can he loose.

"Well if you saw someone die then you can see the thestrals." Harry explained. "I saw a fellow classmate die in my hands."

"Oh, we're very sorry to hear that." Kurama patted his back in sympathy. "But we've never seen someone close to us die."

Harry and his friends looked confused.

Yusuke interrupted. "Well you see. It's like this. One day I died by car crash, then I met up with these guys and we all killed super bad demons, not only that but they done a few killings before I came in too. Then we go to Spirit World and all these dead people are floating around."

"Bloody hell. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard." A flabbergast Ron babbled.

"Hn idiot."

"Will you all shut up? We're here." Genkai muttered.

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"Zechaminglesmoo, Mary."

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

Dumbledore stood up to make his final speech. "And now that we have all the first years sorted let me introduce you to your new defense against the dark arts. Genkai." Genkai stood up while a murmur swept over the students, most of them were confused or hoped that she wasn't another Umbridge or something. But some students knew who they were.

"That's the renowned psychic Genkai. She probably knows a thing or two about the Dark Arts." Hermione whispered to Lavender and Ginny.

"Yes, yes we are all excited to have her this year, but what's even more important is that she has her apprentice and his friends to guard us this year."

At which Draco came to his senses and froze when he saw Hiei smirking at him.

"They cannot hurt you so please do not be afraid of them." Dumbledore gave everyone a crinkled smile.

Draco shook with anger. This had to be the biggest lie ever. That black short ugly one threw him across a hallway. That's not what Dumbledore said.

"Well sit anywhere you like." Dumbledore finished with a little bow.

As Yusuke strutted down with Kurama and Hiei at tow he spotted Harry and his friends.

"Hey Harry! Is that spot open 'cause if it isn't too bad." Yusuke plopped himself down next to Harry and Ron.

"Let the feast begin." Dumbledore's voice rang through the hall. As he said the last four words food began to appear on the plates.

"Mo, Waff iff ike ooh rk or tha irit arld?" Ron asked while stuffing his face.

"Manners Ron! Merlin you have the worst manners I've ever seen." Hermione retorted disgustedly. Whereas Ron just gave a cold glare.

Kurama chuckled. "Hermione was it? You should see Yusuke."

At that she turned to her left where Yusuke was a human garbage disposal. He was shoveling food while talking to everyone at the table, and spitting on their plates taking away a few appetites.

"Ron I'm so glad you have some manners." Hermione gritted her teeth looking disgustedly at Yusuke's mouth which spit a bit of chicken that narrowly missed her.

"Detective you're spitting. It's getting on my nerves." Hiei growled plucking a bit of broccoli from his hair.

"Sorry Hiei." Sheepishly Yusuke grinned.

"Ron, what were you saying before?" Kurama asked politely.

"I said: So what's it like too work for the Spirit World?"

"It's…interesting. We meet a lot of people sometimes good mostly bad. And-"

"-And they're mostly insane, obsessed, or just wants us plain dead." Yusuke interrupted but this time had his mouth clean of nasty little bits of food.

"So are all of you going to follow me to my classes or something?" Harry asked. It was nice to have friends follow but three is too much to handle, especially Hiei.

"No, I am the only one following you. Yusuke will help Genkai or Hagrid. And Hiei will check the surveillance outside."

"Which reminds me. Puu is staying here for the rest of the year. He might help with the forest." Yusuke ran off to tell Hagrid how to treat the big phoenix.

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"Whomping Willow."

As everyone rushed inside to go to bed with their round tummies, Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei stopped.

"So where do we sleep? On the floor? The couch? Or the trees?"

"Um. I guess you can come with us. We have a few spare beds." Harry lead them to the seventh year's beds.

"We only have two spare beds though so if you want to share or something, you guys can take turns." Harry apologized.

"It's alright. Hiei can go out sleep in that tree in front." At which Hiei growled but went in a blur anyways.

"night."

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"So those fools from Spirit World thinks they can stop me? I have over three hundred thousands of demons and dementors." Voldemort gave a sickening grin.

"Master it is ready should you go and wash up?"

"Fool! Never tell me what to do. For that you will pay dearly." Voldemort hissed "Avadra Kedrava." ( - that's how you spell it right? Just to make sure.)

The servant writhed in pain.

"I will get you Yusuke Urameshi." A low chuckle echoed throughout the dungon gradually getting louder. (I so wanted to type I'll get you and your mangy mutt too! From Scooby Doo. )

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Kurama sighed. This morning he followed Harry and his friends to three different classes so far. Care of Magical Creatures was uneventful except that the blasted end Skrewts were blasting like crazy. Arithmacy which Hermione forced Harry to take this year was tedious. Potions was freezing and Snape was a nasty piece of work. In other words he'd rather have Yusuke's job then follow Harry around.

"Good morning class. Let me get this straight. I take this class very seriously and you can fail it with ease if you don't stop slacking." Genkai said with a face that would make Professor McGonagall look like she's one of the mauraders.

"In other words she means that if you bitch around you'll fail." Yusuke interpreted.

Harry sighed. Once just once he'd like to have a normal DADA teacher. But they all had to be crazy, possessed, or plain scary.

"Hey Harry. Psst." Ron hissed. "Maybe Fred and George will send us some new products of theirs to get us out of class."

"Mr. Weasley, like I said, I take this class very seriously. Ten points off Griffindor." Genkai gave him an icy glare.

All of the sudden a black blur came through the window.

"A thousand demons are near the forest. Kurama, Yusuke stop playing around." And with that Hiei flitted out the window again.

"Well you heard them Kurama. A bunch of demons came all the way here to see us. We'd be awful hosts to not greet them." Yusuke gave a mischievous grin.

"Excuse us Genkai." Kurama pushed in his chair to follow Yusuke as Yusuke jumped out the window.

"Get off you butts and come with me slackers. Watching them play around is a good experience for you amateurs."

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HAHAHAHAHA! Finally. I finished! I just want to thank all of the reviewers you make me so proud! If you guys really want Hiei and Kurama to be gay imagine it yourself. I'm just putting them more as a sibling term as Chaos Guardian Seth says so. And Aori Kenji thanks for putting me as your favorite. I'll try my best to make you proud . I was going to have Yusuke and the gang come through the doors during the feast on Puu and make a grand entrance… but I forgot so they're stuck being on the train. Sorry. Anyways Quote of the day: (by the way did you notice I made two quotes per person/ anime character?)

"Isn't it ironic… that with villian's blood the flowers are prettier?" -- Kurama