Hey! You know… I don't know why I'm still writing… but I'll just do it… anyways. So sorry about updating so late these days are so hectic…
Miyuki:"Which of you strapping lads will I have the pleasure of fighting first?
Kuwabara:"No way, you're a girl! We can't fight girls- it's against my code! Come on Urameshi. Let's just walk past her.
Miyuki:"Oh, a gentleman. A pawn of insecure males seeking to own their women."
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Last time on Yuyuhakusho crossover Harry Potter:
"Ey' Urameshi! We're goin' to 'ave a wiggle!"
"Ay there mates."
"Chuu? Jin? What are you guys doing here?" Yusuke grinned.
"We're 'ere to 'ave a battle! An' thi' time I'm not goin' ta loose ta yeh!" Jin's ears wiggled like crazy.
"Jin here's right mates. We're goin' to have a brawl! It'll be a ripper mates! Look at these shit houses!" Chu pointed at his bicepts with pride while taking another swig of his alcohol.
"Yes. And I would like to battle you again too, Kurama." Touya stepped out of the shadows of Jin.
"It would be an honor." Kurama smiled gently. "But how did you get here?"
"Well, Koenma gathered us all together and shoved us through a portal right there." Touya pointed to the black hole in the middle of the field.
"Hey! Urameshi! Your girlfriend also came too!" Rin popped out of the portal and ran up excitedly.
"WHAT!"
"Yusuke! I can't believe you just left without telling me you were going on a mission! You didn't even say goodbye!" Keiko jumped down from the portal while yelling at the poor hero. "I was worried sick!" Keiko said getting tears in her eyes.
"Aww Keiko, I was in a hurry." Yusuke said hastily not wanting her to cry.
"You could have at least said goodbye." Keiko murmured softly.
"Urameshi, you never even told me!"
"Kuwabara? What are you doing here?" Yusuke exclaimed.
"I heard your cry for help so I came to the rescue you with the help of my lovely Yukina!" Kuwabara slung an arm around Yukina.
"Wait a minute… I never asked for help!"
"You can dress up the facts as much as you want, Urameshi, but you still called for help." Kuwabara said in a casual manner.
"Why I… come here! You're ass is mine!" Yusuke yelled while pouncing on Kuwabara.
"Yo! I see you're done meeting everyone!" Koenma stepped out of the portal with ease. "These are your little helpers throughout this mission."
"Wait a minute, why is Keiko and Yukina here? They're not going to fight, are they?" Yusuke asked with a tint of worry in his voice.
"Of course not! Keiko just threatened to pound my best reaper if she didn't find out where you were. And when she did, she wanted to come, and Yukina was lonely in the temple by herself." Koenma replied nonchalantly.
By now all of the students gathered around also with the quidditch players from practice.
"Are these your friends?" Harry whispered to Kurama.
"Oh yes" While pointing to each individuals, Kurama explained who and why they were here. "This is Touya the Ice demon, Jin the Wind Master, Rinku a master at yoyos, Chuu who can do drunken fighting, Suzaku( sorry if I didn't say anything about them for now… it's really hectic ) who is a Master of Disguises, Shishiwakamaru a Master at Swords, Kuwabara who uses an Energy Sword, Keiko, and Yukina." Kuwabara is an old friend of Yusuke who wouldn't hurt anyone. Keiko is Yusuke's girlfriend, and Yukina is… well… it'd be better if you didn't know." Kurama murmured while looking at Hiei doubtfully.
"Well, we should all go into my office then." Dumbledore ushered the guests inside the castle.
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"So why's everyone here?" Yusuke asked.
Genkai sighed. "If you were listening when Koenma was talking, dimwit, then you would have known that there was going to be backup arriving." She snapped.
"Whatever old hag."
"So where are they going to sleep?" Kurama asked curiously.
"Well, the girls can stay in Hermione's dorm… but I believe the boys cannot stay with Yusuke… there isn't enough room. Lemon Drops anyone?" Dumbledore asked with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Well Urameshi, we'll see yeh lat'r!" Jin shouted. Hagrid was gracious enough to lend some sleeping space for the demons.
"Yeah! We'll have a brawl in the mornin'! Me an' my bugg'rs are built like shithouses!" Chuu got all fired up while pointing to his biceps and taking a swig of his alcohol at the same time. Kuwabara was the only one who was going to take another bed in Harry's dorm.
"Well, I'm going to stick around too." Said Koenma. "Spirit World will need someone to observe what's happening."
"Why would they send you? Can't Botan stay with us?" Yusuke whined. I mean, who would want a baby to stick around while barking orders at them right?
"This is serious, Yusuke. You don't understand what could happen if Voldemort was to take over the wizarding world or worse… the human world."
Yusuke snorted. "Please, the stupid S-classed demons are way stronger than that."
"But, high classed demons are going to Voldemort's side after Voldemort promised to free them and let them run havoc on the world! Even A-classed demons are lining up to help defeat Harry!" Koenma sighed from the stress that Yusuke was dropping on.
"Fine fine… let's just get this over with." Yusuke started to get up as everyone retired to their rooms or dorms.
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The first thing everyone heard when they woke up was:
"YUSUKE! GET BACK HERE!"
As Harry trudged to brush his teeth, he kicked Ron lightly in the stomach to wake him up.
"Come on Ron, we're going to be late!" Ron just kept snoring peacefully.
"Here let me try." Kurama stepped in and took a deep breath. "BREAKFAST!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. Ron jumped out of bed in a rush.
"Breakfast? Oh boy, I'm starving." Ron rushed down the stairs with Kurama and Harry following behind, who were shaking their heads sadly.
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"What did you do to Keiko this time Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked while stuffing food. Except it came out like "Waff iff ou oo to Eikoh iff ime Uraffeshee?" Yusuke's cheek was red as a tomato and was still stinging from the slap earlier.
"I didn't do anything… I just decided to see how big she's grown." Yusuke shrugged not noticing the glare Keiko was giving. All of the sudden a huge gust of cold wind blew in from the doors.
"Urameshi! Let's 'ave that battle we'e 'een talkin' 'bout!" Jin shouted.
"You're on!" Yusuke leaped up and ran to have a little "fun".
"Yusuke! You better not get into any trouble!" Keiko ran after him worried.
"Wait! Urameshi! You were suppose to fight me!" Kuwabara ran after Yusuke and Keiko. As everyone took a moment to swallow what just happened, chairs screeched all of the sudden and everyone was running outside to see the show.
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"Now hic Urameshi… Who're ya gonna hic fight today?hic" Chuu asked half drunk.
"How about I fight all of you at once?" Yusuke gave a sadistic grin… yet still they could see the twinkle of excitement in his eyes.
"Alright then… Let's 'ave a go Urameshi!" Jin and Chuu both charged toward Yusuke at the same time. Everyone gasped as Jin started to fly overhead and flipped and landed near Yusuke's back, while Chuu started to drink more alcohol.
"Why's that guy drinking while fighting?" Hermione asked out loud from curiosity.
"It's his type of fighting… drunken fighting. It's sorta the same as Yusuke's spirit gun. Except it's mixed with beer and stuff." Kuwabara shrugged while concentrating on the fight. Genkai, seeing the poor girl confused explained everything a bit more detailed.
"AAAAHHHHH!" Yusuke yelled while charging for Jin in a mid-leap he turned around and shot a small spirit gun at Chuu. Chuu was so unprepared that he took the shot to the stomach. As he rolled a bit on the ground in pain while groaning gibberish, Yusuke turned around again and punched Jin hard in the face. As Jin flew across the field, Hiei stepped up.
"Detective, I'm tired of watching you play around. Let's do it here and now." Hiei gave a smirk and started to unwrap his bandages. Koenma, Genkai, Kuwabara, Kurama, and the rest of the Yuyuhakusho crew started to sigh and went to straighten things out before they demolished the whole school.
"Now Hiei, as much as I'm happy to hear that…" Yusuke gave a dramatic pause. "We'll destroy all the students! And Keiko won't be happy about that… Neither would Yukina." Yusuke gave a sly grin while Hiei growled.
"Fine. Let's just fight." Hiei gritted out while clenching his hands tightly. As Yusuke took up a defensive pose, Hiei flitted out of thin air. As Hiei soon appeared in front of Yusuke, he swung his sword only to find that Yusuke had also disappeared. As they danced around each other, Yusuke finally got a kick in. Hiei spitted some blood out and flung his sword out of the way. Against a guy like Yusuke, hand to hand was much better… As Yusuke and Hiei threw punches, the students seemed a tad bit confused…
"Um… where are they?" Ron asked stupidly. As Kuwabara and Koenma started to explain the term 'faster than lighting' (A/n: I was going to say faster than a rabbit on crack…)
"… so you see, that is why a normal mortal without fast eyes cannot see Yusuke or Hiei move." Koenma finished. As they were talking, Yusuke and Hiei were throwing punches at each other so fast and so hard that they started to bleed badly. As they stopped for a breath of air, everyone could finally see them and the condition they were in. Yusuke had blood dripping down his chin and his shirt has dissolved into little pieces showing off his bruised but muscular chest. Hiei was in a worse condition. His bandaged arm was starting to peel and was bleeding profoundly… his shirt was barely on…
"hmph… so it seems that we're about to be interrupted… how rude." Hiei flitted to retrieve his sword and flitted back to Yusuke's side. A army of demons started to march out of the forbidden forest again… but this time instead of being 'd' class demons like last time, these were 'c' class.
"Shit." Genkai swore. "Get everyone inside, it's not safe for those who can't protect themselves…" Genkai instructed the teachers. As the teachers ushered the students inside, they came out to protect the castle. "Fools! These demons cannot be repelled by magic! Get inside, you're as useless as the students are." Genkai snapped at them.
"Whoo whee! Ain' thi' gonna be fun righ' Urameshi?" Jin flew up as the rest of the Urameshi crew started to line one against another to battle the stupid demons that were stupid enough to go against them.
"LET'S GO!" Yusuke charged and started attacking the surprised demons with a fierce battle cry. As the rest of the crew started to attack with: yoyos, wind, ice, grass, swords (energy too!), just hand to hand, and mini nuclear bombs (spirit gun) all of the students glued their eyes on the window pushing and shoving for a better look. Some of the girls started to swoon at the 'manliness' of Kurama and Touya and occasionally other. But some like Ginny were just plain disgusted at killing.
"Why would they kill? I mean couldn't they be a bit less heartless?" Ginny asked looking green when looking at Chuu repeatedly banging a demon's head onto the ground while trying to strangle them.
As Yusuke and the rest were occupied with the demons, one of them( the demons) escaped the eyes of the foe and started toward the castle. I mean, at least a demon can have a last meal before he gets killed by a ruthless murderer. As he soon drew near the castle a big shriek penetrated the air. As Puu flew down carefully, he put up a shield. As the demon neared thinking it wasn't a big deal, a shield isn't going to help stop the demon, he was fried to death. The shield was made to boil any demon lower than a 'B' class demon. As Yusuke finished the last demon, all the students came rushing out congratulating them and those who were brave enough petted Puu. As they all cheered for Yusuke, "STOP" was heard over the cheering.
"How could you do something so ruthless? Killing your own type? I'm disgusted with you, you're worse then Voldemort!" Ginny pushed through the crowd with tears in her eyes and a stench of vomit from all the murder. As she screamed, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were trying to calm her down.
"Now Ginny, they just saved our lives." Hermione protested.
"By killing their own? By murdering over a hundred of their own kind?" Ginny started to scream in hysteria with tears streaming down her face.
"Ginny! Yusuke just protected you from dying!" Ron took a hold of her shoulders and started to shake her. "Would you rather die?"
"No… but he's like You-Know-Who!" At which most of the students and teachers started to twitch and/or wince at the name. Ginny started to calm down and glared at Yusuke and kept an arm's length away. "How can you kill your own kind? You're no better than You-Know-Who." She hissed at Yusuke.
"First of all… use his name. No guy wants to be called 'You-Know-Who' it sounds stupid. Secondly, they might be my kind, but they're worse than shit. And third of all… don't ever talk to me that way again, after I saved the world a million times." And with that Yusuke walked away calmly with all the rest of the crew.
"I'm sorry, but you see, Yusuke is very sensitive." Kurama bowed and ran after Yusuke.
"You shouldn't have said that." Koenma said bitterly while looking at Yusuke go. "Yusuke might not be the nicest or easiest guy to be around, but he's your last chance." Koenma shook his head and turned back to the castle.
"Botan, get me George on the communicator. I got to remind him to do the underworld files and recheck the heaven's…" Koenma muttered. All of the sudden a blue haired girl with a kimono levitating on a oar popped out of no where and scaring the hell out of all the students.
"Alrighty sir." She flew after him still levitating on the oar…As Genkai sighed the rest of the teachers rounded up the students.
"Better get in Keiko, Yusuke'll come back when he's ready." Genkai went in with Yukina at tow.
"Oh Yusuke, be careful." Keiko whispered and rushed inside after Genkai.
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Okay… I know it took me longer but I wanted to make it extra long just for you! and I appreciate those who reviewed. It makes me happier… anyways next chapter is… I don't know ;;;
Quote of the Day:
Kuwabara:"Oh my gosh. I'm pretty sure he grabbed Miyuki's... Well it serves you right to get choked Urameshi!(He was talking about Miyuki's chest)"
And if that's not satisfying enough then…:
Kuwabara:"Ah! Urameshi! How can you keep hitting a girl like that? I mean you even hit her in the ta-tas!"
(They're all about Miyuki the first gay demon thingie…)
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