HEY! I'm so excited now… I'm so jumbled up with all these different kinds of ideas… so I might take a long time… also, I might switch schools in the middle of the year so I'd have to catch up really fast… anyways hittocerebattosai you rock. I love you! You've been the best reviewer so I just wanted to thank you for reading it without complaining!

Quote of the Day: (do you like these? Cuz if you don't, then I can stop.)

My intelligence on playing games is bad as it is on hugs and puppies, and I hate it even more. –Hiei

Last time on YuYuHakusho crossover Harry Potter:

"Better get in Keiko, Yusuke'll come back when he's ready." Genkai went in with Yukina at tow.

"Oh Yusuke, be careful." Keiko whispered and rushed inside after Genkai.

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"It's not fair!" Yusuke punched the closest random tree with all his strength. "I mean, we save the humans and we don't ever get a freakin' thanks!" Yusuke kept repeatedly punching the poor abused tree.

"Urameshi, we can't change how people think, all we can do is try our best to protect them." Kuwabara patted Yusuke on the back. At that comment everyone looked at him as if he just announced his undying love for Hiei. "What?"

"Kuwabara… I never knew you were gay." Yusuke started to laugh.

"I am not gay! I'm just very sensitive." Kuwabara started to pout.

"Well we better get going." Yusuke stood up and started to walk towards the castle again.

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"I'm sorry for the way I acted before." It was late at night in the Griffindor's common room. Yusuke was sitting in front of the fire place with Keiko, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Yukina also with Hiei who was dragged to the common room. As they were making fun of Hiei's third eye, or at least Yusuke was… Ginny came up and apologized to the group.

"Hn. You humans are as naïve as they come…" Hiei gave a piercing glare. "It's a kill or be killed world. There is no mercy."

"Shorty is right… you got to strike quick or else the demons get you first." Kuwabara had a solemn face on for once.

"You don't understand how to kill. A flick of a wand and they die, it's painless compared to the things demons makes you do." Kurama looked at her calmly with regret filling his eyes.

"Those who never killed will never understand how much regret we have to kill demons." Yusuke spoke calmly but looked at Kurama as if talking to him.

"I'm sorry, Professor Genkai told me about all you went through and I just want to say I'm sorry." She ran up to the girl's dormitory quickly.

"I think I should talk to her." Keiko said and walked up the girl's dormitory with Yukina at her heels.

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"Ginny?" Keiko knocked quietly on the door.

"Come in." A voice croaked from inside. As she opened the door, Ginny was sitting on her bed hugging her soaked pillow.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. It… just was so frightening." Ginny stared up with teary eyes and started to cry again. And since Ginny was crying, it worked up Yukina who was spilling precious jewels everywhere.

"Oh Ginny, Yusuke's just a bit different. Everything that he grew up around was bad, so when he got this job, it was the best thing that ever happened to him. And people telling him that his job isn't right, or that it's evil make him angry." Keiko tried to cheer her up.

"I'm sorry." Ginny whispered with tears streaming down her face.

"It's alright." Keiko shushed quietly. 'It's going to be a long night.' Keiko thought with a sigh.

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"Why do girls go in groups?" Yusuke muttered out loud as Harry and Ron joined in on the 'manly' conversation.

"The correct question is: Why do girls go in groups to the bathroom?" Ron pointed out, "Do they do something important in there?" He started wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"HA HA HA! Good one!" Yusuke started to laugh along with Kuwabara, while Hiei and Kurama just sighed in disgust. (Or snorted in Hiei's case.)

"Girls… You just can't understand them at all…" Yusuke sighed and stood up for dinner.

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"Ever played quidditch before?" Harry asked Yusuke over dinner.

"What the hell is quidditch?" Yusuke pronounced slowly trying to understand what was so exciting about playing quidditch.

"It's a game where you try to get these balls into the goals, and find a small ball on wings and avoid the balls with spikes." Ron said before taking a bite out of his chicken.

Looking at Ron with disbelief, Harry started to explain in detail what quidditch was and how to play it.

While Harry and Yusuke were in a deep discussion with quidditch and trying to kill people with the bludger, Kurama was asking questions about wizard magic with Hermione. Also Jin and Chuu were arguing about who gets to fight Yusuke first next time.

"So the chasers look for a snitch right?"

"I get to fight the bloody mate!"

"The polyjuice potion does-"

"Nay! I shall fight 'im next!"

"No, the seeker looks for the snitch."

"Chuu, Jin, let us be reasonable…" (Touya)

"And if you apparate you go to different places? Like teleportation?"

"Aww… shut yer trap!"

"Then the bludgers gets to kill people?"

"No. They are-"

"BWAHAHAHAHA! Urameshi look at this ghost! His head can come off!" (Kuwabara)

"I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM!"

"And what is the purpose of wands if you can just do it by thinking it?"

"Ohh… I get it. So the seekers seek the ball with wings, the chasers throw some balls into the goals, the keeper blocks, and the beaters beat the bludgers around…" Yusuke gave a smirk. "Lets have a quidditch game, your best members against us."

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"Hmm… they lent us some brooms, so you guys I'll need all the help I can get." Yusuke announced while everyone examined the broom thoroughly. "Now, I pick Kuwabara as keeper since his big face saves all the balls usually, Hiei can be the seeker and even your 'special' eye can help" Yusuke grinned while using finger quotation marks, "Chuu and I'll be the beaters, Kurama, Jin, and Botan can be the chasers." Ever since Harry told Yusuke about quidditch, Yusuke challenged everyone to a little friendly game. Touya being a drama ninja (and being afraid of heights) said no off the bat, so having to ask Botan for those years of experience on the oar, Yusuke decided they were ready for the match.

"So Harry, when's the match?" Yusuke sauntered up to Harry who was watching by the bleachers.

"Um… Shouldn't you practice first?" Harry's eyebrows knitted in concern

"As if… We're the best." Yusuke reminded Harry.

"Hey Urameshi! How do you get on this thing?"

"Why da' we need 'rooms?"

"What are the rules again?"

"Where's the wheel(A/N: he means steering wheel) mates?"

"Hn. This is pointless." And at that, everyone started to wander off and do other more important stuff.

"I wonder if they have food in the Great Hall…"

"Hiei, let's see Yukina and Keiko if they need assistances." Kurama started to wink.

"Hn, stupid fox."

"WAIT!" Yusuke called after them with no luck…

"Good luck loosing mate!" Harry gave a big grin and sprinted up with Kuwabara to get food in the Great Hall.

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"And that is why we need to learn defense against the dark arts." Genkai surveyed the room. She's getting too old to handle children, especially ones like Yusuke… speaking of Yusuke…

"HEY OLD HAG!" Yusuke sauntered up to the front of the classroom. "Did you see the three eyed dork?"

Sighing Genkai looked at him wearily. "He's with Kurama. Dimwit."

"And where's Kurama?" Yusuke shot back.

"With Harry."

"And where's Harry?"

"In potions."

"And where's the ol' greasy git's room?"

"I need an aspirin…" Genkai muttered to herself.

After getting a first year to lead him to 'ol' greasy git's room' Yusuke banged the doors open and started to once again saunter, (but this time to Hiei). And stood awfully too close for comfort and with all he had yelled "HEY HIEI!" in poor Hiei's ears. Growling at the stupid detective for damaging his ears, Hiei just scowled not even talking back.

"I'm bored."

"Hn."

"Come on! Let's have a little fun!"

"Go play with the lump, detective."

"But you're the only one who can give me a real fight!" Yusuke protested. "Kuwabara is just for boredom, Jin and Chuu are a bit easier, Kurama is too scary and you're free!"

"no"

Sighing, Yusuke decided to bug everyone else. "Hey Kurama, what are you making?" What's this dead tail for? Can I put it in? Oops… Is bubbling a good sign, with purple goose oozing everywhere, and is it supposed to burn through the desk?"

Poor Yusuke ended up with Genkai after a few beatings from both Kurama and Hiei.

"Hey hag! They kicked me out… again." Yusuke sat in the large comfy chair and started to peel a wrapper off of a chocolate frog.

"Shut up." Genkai muttered. "Why don't you go help Harry and his friends."

"What are you muttering about?"

"Harry has a club for defense against the dark arts, and teaching them self defense is a good way to fend off for themselves, especially if their wands are gone. So I'm sure he'd be glad to let you join and help out." Genkai smirked as Yusuke ran out of the classroom. Mission accomplished, now Yusuke was someone else's problem.

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"So… I heard you had a D.A. club eh?" Yusuke said casually during dinner.

"What?" Harry's head swiveled around. "How do you know? It's supposed to be a secret meeting…"

"Well. The old hag hinted a few stuff." Yusuke nodded at Genkai who was talking to Jin.

When all of the sudden, a loud protest rang throughout the hall. "NO CHUU! You mustn't! No alcohol is allowed on school campus." Kurama lunged for the sake in Chuu's hands with the help of a few first years. "Yusuke! HELP!" Kurama called out as Chuu growled and tried to fling Kurama and a few first years off. As Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, Harry, Ron, and the rest of the quidditch team tried to pry the alcohol out of the burly demon's grip, Botan tried to persuade.

"Chuu, you can have all the sake you want after you beat Voldemort." At the name, all the students and most of the teachers shuddered. "Isn't fighting more fun?"

"Right mates! We're real aces! We're gonna kick some demon asses!" Chuu was officially drunk… again…

"Ahem…" Koenma cleared his voice, stepping into the hall. "Ahem…" Koenma said a bit louder, but since everyone was still trying to pry the bottle of sake out of Chuu's hands, Koenma marched up to Chuu, grabbed the sake and smashed it against the nearest table. "I SAID AHEM!"

"What do you want bottle sucker?" Yusuke finally stopped trying to pry the sake bottle out of Chuu's hands… since it got smashed…

"We have to talk."

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"I brought more backup. I heard from a reliable source in Voldemort's inner circle that they have almost one fourth of demon world on their side. As much as I'm sure you'd be able to take a bunch of 'C' classed demons, you'd get exhausted and bored after a while. So I'm bringing almost everyone that is our allies from the makai tournament." Koenma explained a bit later in Dumbledore's office. "But since there's no room here, they're staying in Hogsmeade." Murmurs of agreement came as they started to go back to their dorms/Hagrid's cabin.

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"So, let's do this!" Yusuke yelled. It was the day of their little quidditch game and everyone decided that if Yusuke was good at fighting, they couldn't wait for the big game.

"And Kurama starts out with the quaffle! Ooh! Watch out for the bludgers! Yusuke made an outstanding hit!" Yusuke hit as hard as he could at the bludgers. The poor bludger ran into the whomping willow and got smashed into smithereens. Suddenly Harry felt dizzy and cold, like the happiness was sucking out of him with excruciating pain.

"Dementors…"

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I decided to stop there. I know that the dementors seem like book three… but it is different! I PROMISE! It took me forever to do this chapter. But I'm glad I got done! WHOOHOO! I hope you guys like it!

Quote of the Day:

"You do them one favor… and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up." -Hiei