Hey Everyone! How did you like my cliffie? Heh heh. I'm so glad that chapter came out… man… anyways here you go:
Quote of the day:
Yusuke: "Hey, no hugging!"
Kuwabara: "I wasn't hugging you, you weirdo! I was trying to squeeze you to death!"
Last time on Yuyuhakusho crossover Harry Potter:
"Dementors…"
"Shit! What are those things?" Yusuke called to Harry from his broom.
"They're dementors! Watch out because they'll feed off your dark thoughts. So if you're near it, think of the happiest thought you can!" Harry shouted back.
Feeling the heebie jeebies, Yusuke started to round up his team. "Hey! We got a problem!"
As everyone in the stadiums started to panic, the lead dementor stopped and reached out his bony skeleton hand. With its extended arm out, it drew a letter and waited.
"Go get the letter Hiei." Yusuke nodded not even breaking eye contact with the dementors or the letter.
"Hn." Flying down, Hiei stretched his own bandaged arm and grabbed the letter. But as he was turning around to go back to the group, the lead dementor grasped his arm. As the shrouded figure slowly bent down trying to kiss (a/n: that sounds so wrong ) the three eyed demon, a bright luminous light hit the dementor from above as Hiei darted away quickly. Getting on his broom, Hiei flew near Harry with a scowl.
"YEAH! I guess dark creatures hate the light! Eh Hiei?
Ignoring the detective Hiei grimaced. "What the hell did he try to do?"
"He tried to give you the kiss of death. Where the dementors suck out your soul and your soul is lost forever." Harry explained. "I'm surprised you didn't faint. How'd you do that?"
"Hn. You're too weak and puny." Hiei snorted.
"You alright Hiei? Better sit this one out." Yusuke hollered over the screams of desperate panics. "They hate light. And you hate light. You guys would make a perfect couple."
"Yusuke, I can help." Suzaki stepped up from the sidelines.
"Alright, the more the better."
As Yusuke shot more spirit guns and Suzaki did more rainbow reductions, Genkai came down from the stadiums to help as everyone else tried to round up the students.
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled pointing at one of the dementors heading for Yusuke. As the students from D.A. in fifth year came out to help with the dementor problem, Hiei flew over them with the letter still in grasp. Risking his life for a measly letter better earn him a few years off of the missions Koenma keeps conning him into.
"We're driving them back!" Harry yelled to everyone else who cheered loudly with a few disarrayed whoops and 'HA! DAMN RIGHT! WE'RE WINNING''s.
With a final patronum, the group started to disperse and go up to Dumbledore.
"What the hell was that about?" Hiei growled at Dumbledore with the letter still in his clutch.
"I'm not quite sure… but we still have a game. And I'm sure Harry's going to do his best." Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye that screamed 'I bet you can't beat Harry'. Or at least it did in Hiei's point of view.
Growling, Hiei shoved the letter to Dumbledore, and rose up on his broom and shot off to look for the snitch with Harry at his tail.
"And they're off!" Dean the announcer replied, after everyone sat back down in their seats a bit ruffled but eager to see the rest of the match.
"And as everyone's starting to get pumped up again, Jin the guy with pointy ears starts off with the quaffle and passes it to Kurama who is passing it back to Jin while shaking his head…"
Having no experience in the game since everyone decided it's a waste of time to practice, Jin and Kurama played a game of hot potato.
"It's yours mate."
"No, I insist."
"No sweats pal, you can have it."
"No, I'd be honored if you took it." Kurama bowed lowly and flew off so Jin couldn't reach him.
Finding the nearest person, Jin dumped the quaffle onto Chuu who dumped it on Yusuke who dumped it to Botan. While dumping the quaffle to the grim reaper, a bludger was coming straight at him. Ducking and chasing after it to hopefully hit a few Slytherins in the bleachers with, Yusuke took his bat, whirled it in the air with a big whoop and left a clueless Botan and a quaffle lying in her laps.
"YUSUKE! What am I suppose to do with this?" Botan yelled while pointing at the quaffle.
"Shoot it into the hoop!"
Flying near one of the hoops, Botan threw as hard as she could into the round ring. Ron, who was watching carefully, took the opportunity to block and threw it to Ginny who signed up this year as a chaser for Quidditch.
"HEY! That's not fair!" Botan shook her fist at Ron. "I'll get you. And you'll regret it when you're dead!"
"It's part of the rules." Harry called out, trying to save his best friend from the reaper's grasp.
"It's his job, just like Kuwabara is keeping the goal." Harry pointed at Kuwabara, who was currently saving a few balls with his face. Unfortunately for Harry, this year's chasers weren't the best, and Kuwabara's face was so fun to hit.
"And Chuu hits the bludger towards Ron who makes a great dodge by swerving to his right and missing the bloody bludger by a millimeter." Dean announced. He took up announcing after Jordan Lee left. "OOH! That has to leave a mark. As our great beaters this year for Griffindore, who weren't as quite good as Fred and George, Sean and Michael gave a great whack hitting Yusuke in the head… wait. Yusuke seems to be unharmed and now is chasing the beaters around with his bat threatening to hit them so hard where the sun doesn't shine, and then feed them to his pet phoenix after cutting them into small pieces extremely slow and… the unnaturally blue haired girl gets a shot through Ron, better luck next time buddy." Dean shakes his head while the Griffindores hiss and boos at Botan who was flying near Dean, getting ready to strangle him.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNNATURAL!" Botan shook a fist at him and promised him a death threat.
"Umm… I meant the natural blue haired beauty that is so stunning and radiant that I must not interact with…" Dean gave an audible gulp.
'Hn, this is a waste of my time' Hiei snorted as he overlooked the crowd. Scanning the crowds for Yukina and Yusuke's girlfriend, Hiei spotted Yukina cheering on both teams with vigor. Behind her were Malfoy and his gang whispering suspiciously.
"AND HARRY HAS SPOTTED THE SNITCH!" Dean announced as Hiei's head swerved and narrowed his eyes as he found Harry flying at high speed at a little golden ball. The Griffindores let out some groans as Dean shouting to the world.
Racing towards the snitch and Harry, Hiei started to smirk. He looses to no one, even if the guy is a stupid boy who's going to save the ningen world.
In the corner of his eye, he spotted Yukina cheering for him louder than ever, behind her Malfoy and his little annoying henchmen crept up and mouthed three while pushing Yukina over the balcony.
Heading straight for the ground, Yukina screamed a loud piercing yell. Like it was slow motion, all anyone could do was watch. Kuwabara, who was too busy with the chasers, turned to the shriek and was petrified with shock.
"YUKINA!" Hiei yelled while racing to her.
(I was going to end it here, but I think it's a bit too short then, and you'd hate me for that! ;;; )
As Kuwabara snapped out of his daze, he started to race towards Yukina at the same time as Hiei.
"No, stop Kuwabara. Let Hiei handle this." Kurama said, never taking his eyes off of Yukina and Hiei.
Catching her with one arm, Hiei propped her side straddle in front of him and deposited her into a different bleacher away from Malfoy.
"Oh, thank you Hiei." Yukina bowed in confusion. Usually Hiei was cold and didn't really care about anyone else, but then why did he save her? Unless he was…
"AND HARRY CATCHES THE SNITCH!" Dean shouts over the roars of the crowds. "GRINFFINDORE WINS THE MATCH!"
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"No one blames you Hiei." Kurama said in the common room.
"Yeah, no one blames you that you would save your si-" Yusuke stopped while glancing at Kuwabara. "Um.. I meant your teammate's girlfriend." Yusuke gave a fake laugh while slapping the back of Hiei's back.
As they kept on chatting on how it wasn't Hiei's fault, a first year came barging through the common room portrait with rude comments from the fat lady following him.
"Professor… Genkai… wants you." The first year panted with sweat breaking out everywhere on his forehead.
"Thanks kid, we'll take care of the hag from here." Yusuke replied as everyone got up to see the 'hag'.
"Do-does this mean I won't have to have my leg amputated?" The first year trembled.
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"HEY! GRANDMA! WE'RE HERE!" Yusuke kicked the door open. "Whadda ya want?"
Peering through the door, Kurama found Genkai and a lamp in the middle of the floor with Harry, Hermione, and Ron staring at the lamp intensely.
"About time you came." Genkai said gruffly. "Now come here before I drag your lazy asses around."
"Why did you call us Professor Genkai?" Kurama asked politely.
"We're going to Grimmald through a porkey. Don't ask questions yet dimwit." Genkai said quickly before Yusuke could even get a 'Hey' in there. "A porkey is a transporter and we need to do something that isn't safe here."
"Isn't safe? But Hogwarts is the safest place you can find professor." Hermione interjected.
Glaring at the girl for interrupting her with questions, Genkai cleared her throat. "As I was about to say, we need to protect the students from us. I have a little theory I want to test out that might be hazardous to us all." Genkai spoke calmly.
"Yo!" Koenma popped his head with Botan leaning over him. "We're coming along. I can't have my team running around without me." Koenma grinned.
"Aww… Shove it pacifier breath. Let's just get this over with." Yusuke walked up next to the boot. "So how do we get on this transporter thing? Jump on it?"
"No idiot. You touch it." Genkai snapped while rubbing her temples slowly.
"Like this?" Yusuke poked the boot with an index finger cautiously. Feeling a pull from his navel he started to turn green. "Ugh." He said while disappearing.
"The bludger disappeared!" Chuu was in hysteria, "I didn't even get to fight 'im properly!"
"Interesting." Touya observed the porkey while trying to avoid physical contact.
"Oh shut up and just touch the damn thing." Genkai said while shoving everyone near it.
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"About time you came." Yusuke was holding his hands to his ears while grimacing. "Looks like someone taped up the old hag again."
"FILTHY MUDBLOODS! YOU DARE DISGRACE MY HOUSE EVEN MORE BY STANDING HERE! GET OUT! GET OUUUUTTTT!" The portrait was shaking with rage as a small elf in rags was next to it smirking.
"LOOK LADY! I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT WHO YOU ARE. BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP SCREAMING! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SCREAM ABOUT!" Yusuke threatened with one of his fists shaking at her and the other hand at his ear.
"Yusuke, that didn't even make sense." Kurama knitted his eyebrows in confusion.
"Well… it sounded a lot better in my head." Yusuke gave a shrug while tugging at the portrait's curtains. "What the hell is this thing?" Yusuke gave Kreacher a nudge with his foot and loomed over him with curiosity.
"Stupid mudblood. Defiling precious master's house." Kreacher shrank back into a corner while muttering about disgracing the master.
"HEY! YOU STUPID DEFORMED… THING!" Yusuke started to yell.
"Ooh good comeback Urameshi." Kuwabara cut in.
"SHUT UP KUWABARA! AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!"
"He's an elf, his name is Kreacher. He worked for the Blacks." Harry said not wanting blood on the carpet.
"Stop dawdling and get to the living room." Genkai barked.
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"soo… why the hell are we here?" Yusuke asked.
"We're going to test a little theory out." Genkai replied.
"Harry, stand there, while you stand at the opposite side dimwit." Genkai pointed at the spots as Harry hurried to one. "Usually when you use the spell Experiallmus(is that how you spell it?), the spell reaches out for the most powerful magic source. In your case, a wand." Genkai said, nodding towards Harry. "But with a demon, it's different. So try the spell on Yusuke."
Harry nodded and yelled "EXPERIALLMUS!" while pointing at Yusuke.
It all happened so fast, yet Kuwabara's eyes never took off of Yusuke. Even after he fell down and everyone rushed towards his side. Kuwabara felt like he was paralyzed.
"Yusuke, Yusuke are you alright? Yusuke?" Kurama shook him gently, afraid of harming him. "Yusuke, I see Keiko in her undergarments!" Kurama pointed randomly. "Genkai, this is bad if Yusuke won't react to Keiko…"
Taking Harry by his clothes, Kuwabara lifted Harry up to his face. "What the hell did you do?"
"I-I don't know." Harry replied looking nervous. "I just said the spell, it should have taken his wand…"
"If Yusuke is dead…" Kuwabara snarled.
"We will have to make sure you follow his path." Kurama took a rose out from behind his hair.
"We don't care if you're the savior to mankind." Hiei took his sword out.
"We will avenge Yusuke no matter what." Kurama finished while transforming his rose into a whip.
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A/N:
I'm so bad! I don't hate Harry or Ginny or whoever… I just prefer to show off Yusuke and the gang more… I'm sorry if it displeases you. Just review me or something about how bad it is and I'll try and change it. But don't worry, Harry won't die… or will he?
Heh heh heh.
Quote of the Day:
Yusuke: Tell you what: Give up now, and I'll only rip out ONE of your lungs.
Suzaku: And if I refuse?
Yusuke: Then hold your stinkin' breath.
Sorry for not updating much…